Baby and Bump Obsession Mentor and Mentee Ashlee Simpson was shopping at Barney’s yesterday and ran into her everything inspiration the new Nicole Richie. She spent the rest of the time following her around in the store taking notes. So what? Not everyone is a leader. And even my Gwynnie has given a style checkmark to By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 06:39 am
Mandy Moore Forgive Him? Click here for a punk as f&ck refresher on why Ryan Adams broke up with Mandy Moore. Thanks to Kaitlin for the heads up... Ryan Adams’s website has a link on the top right hand corner called “10 Ways". When you open the link, it’s By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 04:42 am
Hollywood Closet All Smiles! Every day we see her heading to work, Robo puts on a scowl face. But this morning...this morning the sun came out. This morning, the gay who made her life gripped her hand and walked her to work. All is right with Katie’s world. No wonder she’s By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 04:29 am
Douchebags Dream the f&ck on, Loser! Just because David Silver grew up hot doesn’t mean he grew up worthy. Some things should simply never, ever, ever be uttered you know? Some things are so sacred it’s a travesty for the undeserving to even think it. A travesty and a f&cking crime. That By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 03:54 am
Tori Spelling Hairy Tumour Jay Leno It’s not like she doesn’t know, you know. It’s not like she doesn’t know the mean things you all say about her face. She knows enough to say it out loud! As reported yesterday, my Rumey graces the cover of this week’s Page Six Magazine. By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 03:43 am
Clown Apple Friends and Enemies A new Hollywood hotspot opened last night attracting all of Hollywood’s party players including Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Trouble? Not sure yet but all the ingredients were there including Calum Best, Lilo’s privileged douchebag of an ex boyfriend, Evan Ross, also a former fling, and Ebola Hilton By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 03:33 am
Ellen Degeneres Ellen’s Weekend Wedding Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi are getting married tomorrow. 20 guests, very intimate, but the Hollywood rumour mill is already buzzing that a high profile performer will make an appearance. Keep you posted. Portia is supposedly wearing Zac Posen. Am amazed at how they can keep it at 20. By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 03:14 am
Intro for Aug 15, 2008 Dear Gossips, Warner Bros confirmed yesterday that the Half Blood Prince, originally scheduled for release in November, will now be delayed until Summer 2009. Buoyed by the overwhelming success of The Dark Knight, Warner Bros can now perhaps afford to wait, guaranteeing itself a major smash next year and, more By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 03:08 am
Break Ups Time for Joaquin? Winona Ryder is single. Again. She and boyfriend Blake Sennett have apparently ended their relationship – word is she’s pretty broken up about it. Sigh. I used to be a Winona apologist. But some things are undeniable. Losing Him changed her forever. And she can’t change back. Having said By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 10:19 am
Dumbass Rumey on the cover! My Rumey! On the cover of Page Six Magazine! And … a good angle! So proud! Of course, to leverage as much interest as possible in her fledgling career, Rumer discusses her family – her dad’s relationship to her stepdad, claiming that Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher are totally buds: “We By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 09:22 am
Douchebags A bitchy Bush Sophia Bush was in Charleston, SC last Saturday. She and James Lafferty, also of One Tree Hill, hit up a local tapas bar called Chai’s. It’s a popular local hang, $6 for high balls, $4 for a beer, menu items range from $10-$20. In other words, very By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 08:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Leggings Today Katie Holmes, that lazy ass, was apparently too tired to make us care about her outfit today. Just a long shirt and leggings. Or… Perhaps it’s a different strategy. Bump Watch, to me, is boring as f&ck. And ridiculously unreliable. Most of you however disagree. And much By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 04:28 am
Vin Diesel Vin Diesel on Broadway Shrek the Musical opens in Seattle today, heading to Broadway in December. Here’s Shrek as he will appear on stage played by Brian d'Arcy James. Terrible casting. Was Vin Diesel unavailable? As I’ve been saying for years, Vin Diesel IS Shrek. And everyone else is a By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 04:12 am
Douchebags Manslinger’s next move? Newly single John Mayer is enjoying a little break from touring, was in Mexico last week, and yesterday popped into the studio in LA for a quick session. Big surprise – word is he wasn’t ready for something so serious and perhaps did not appreciate being exploited by Stephen Huvane’ By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 03:29 am
Brad Pitt Jen and the impersonator So Jen and John Mayer are over. Which means it’s damage control time, lest anyone start calling her unlovable, undesirable, and an old spinster… See how much Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman have in common? Enter Matt Felker. Some kind of male model who was formerly involved with Selma By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 03:07 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Borat Isla Fisher was spotted yesterday in Westwood with little Olive Cohen. Actually little Olive Cohen doesn’t look so little. Little Olive is an adorable chunks! Fat babies are the best. Isla and Sacha Baron Cohen are always super low profile. But everyone’s got a job to do. About By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 02:53 am
