Clown No match for a Queen At the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night in London, Lily Allen was overdressed and overdrunk, arriving in an inexplicably over the top massive gown and getting progressively more licked as the evening wore on, so drunk she dared to disrespect Elton John on stage. They appeared together, By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 02:17 am
Jennifer Aniston Where she belongs As you know, Jennifer Aniston is guest starring on 30 Rock, back on tv where she belongs…truly a tv girl forever, in the wise, bitchy words of my Gwynnie. First shots of Jennifer shooting with Tina Fey have been released. They appear to be recreating the fountain shots from By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 08:28 am
Keira Knightley Take her seriously because she swears The Duchess premieres in London tomorrow and will also screen at TIFF. The film is already receiving early Oscar buzz and Keira Knightley is once again on the first list of potential Best Actress nominees. They say she is magnificent. They say it’s her best work. The Duchess tells By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 07:33 am
Gossip Girl Gossip Lives! Judging by your emails, you enjoyed it last night, yes? Season 2 premiere of Gossip Girls and the next battle of Blair v Chuck – delicious, right? And proof that in spite of the proliferation of garbage like America’s GotSh*tTalent, quality can still exist on television without compromising dishy, By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 05:50 am
Girlcrushes Natalie in Venice Duana and I disagree on many things – Michael Phelps, her hair, my hair, Anne Hathaway – but we are most diametrically opposed on the subject of Natalie Portman. Duey can’t bear Natalie Portman. I, on the other hand, worship Natalie Portman. Here she is, at various engagements during the Venice By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 04:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Zahara’s turn Last week Maddox and Pax joined dad in Venice – now it appears to be Zahara’s turn to travel. Seen here – Brad Pitt with his first daughter in Cannes… could Zahara be Toronto-bound? Z to ward off the clingy ex-wife…and tabloid insinuations of a clingy ex-wife hookup? Seems a By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 03:15 am
Douchebags Virus Victims are Worthless It’s ok to love Entourage without loving Adrian Grenier. At this point, it’s actually a requirement. Because it’s now totally NOT ok to think of Adrian Grenier as anything but a douchebag. It all started a year ago, of course, when he first became infected with Hollywood By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 03:01 am
Quiveration Johnny Wet & Sweaty While Granny Freeze and Madonna desperate try to hold back time with Botox, yoga, and thousand dollar elixirs, chainsmoking Johnny Depp somehow manages to stay exactly the same… It’s the genes. Quiver over your Lifetime Man, in Florida the other night reuniting with his band The Kids for a By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 02:29 am
Madonna They Don’t Practise First let me get this off my chest: I want her hair. And while many of you have been kind to send your tips, I’ve tried… and it’s impossible. The Chinese won’t bend that way. A heavily made-up Madonna accompanied Guy Ritchie last night to the London By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 02:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Nahla Not-For-Sale Hello baby! Meet Nahla Ariela Aubrey, daughter of Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey. Nahla is a rare gem. Because Nahla was not sold to a magazine. Nahla is not for sale. But Halle was evidently tired of the mad rush for pap pictures. Which is why she provided them democratically: By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 02:08 am
David Duchovny The Fine Print of Infidelity David Duchovny, sex addict. As you know, he released a preemptive statement last week announcing his admission to rehab amid rumours of infidelity that had been swirling for some time. The statement was both sudden and also very specific, leading many to wonder when the other shoe would drop… if By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 02:00 am
Charlize Theron The Bitch who brings it Charlize Theron at the Venice Film Festival for The Burning Plain, a film she is also bringing to Toronto for TIFF. Since she’s all serious and arty now, no longer the naked blonde we once saw in Two Days in the Valley, Charlize offered this interpretation of her character By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 08:51 am
Hook Ups Michael and the kids Was just about to go off Michael Phelps and then this – yesterday in New York, promoting the Visa Early Swimming Program for youth. Best of all, he has his clothes off and he’s wet. Gah! So much hotter to me with his cap on. Like his face is more By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 06:51 am
Adrian Grenier Entourage + 1 Season 5 premieres on HBO September 7th and in Canada on TMN and Movie Central the same evening. Many members of the media screened the first 2 episodes this week. Was fortunate enough to be included and while the show has been criticised recently for losing its edge during seasons By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 05:31 am
Douchebags Now he’s Christopher Nolan Or David Fincher. Pipsqueak the director. Pippy… please! Shut up and sing! Shut up and dance! But now he’s directing. A series of ads for William Rast – Justin Timberlake wrote and directed and composed the score for the vignettes, the first three of which have been posted to the By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 04:44 am
Cheating Loins Going on 2 weeks Since Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty were last together. He’s rarely been seen back in LA while she went off for another holiday with friends before returning to London, where she was spotted yesterday wearing skinny jeans and big boots and today in her version of the boyfriend jeans By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 03:59 am
