B-tch please Would you call this curvy? Geri Halliwell, 36, graces the cover of the new Hello in a bikini, conceding that she’s struggled with her weight in the past and, in an attempt to align with the sisterhood, admitted to being self conscious about being seen in a bikini. At first, it does indeed sound By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 03:00 am
Jena Malone Androgyny Everywhere Like the new Louboutin! Loves. It’s Jena Malone! Little Jena Malone…only not so little anymore. She rocked a new look last night at Tropic Thunder and wore it amazingly well. Have always enjoyed Jena Malone. Especially in Saved! Seen it? Mandy Moore is the best in Saved. And By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 02:45 am
Hollywood Closet Robo Married A Dork Look at him. Wearing every colour under the rainbow, no pun intended, and too new jeans….and a jacket that shines? It shines! It shines with a sheen! Have you ever seen anyone as UNcool as Tom Cruise? Why work so hard working out only to wear a purple sweater By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 02:39 am
Reese Witherspoon Reese & Jake in Morocco Jakey G is currently shooting Prince of Persia in Morocca and Reese Witherspoon has joined him on set, enduring a long trip to be with her man. Splash has new photos of the two hand in hand - Jakey with his shirt off showing off ripped abs and killer arms, By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 09:17 am
Sports Country Bitch vs Country Porn You know how it is: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. And I love a good bitch. But a bitch who hides her bitch under the guise of country wholesome sweetness? That bitch is more like a capital C. We’re speaking of course of Carrie Underwood – her By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 08:41 am
Quiveration Mos Quivering Most definitely. Yum. Here’s Mos Def at the 2008 American Black Film Festival held at the Sofitel on Friday. That tell all book from his estranged wife was just published recently…you hear about that? Mos Def married some woman 3 or 4 days after meeting her in 2005. By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 05:48 am
Dumbass Sit DOWN Junior Federline! The 90210 comeback could have been a whole lot uglier. Thankfully for us, Tori Spelling has to feed her goldigging prick of a husband. As such, she won’t be appearing on the first episode. The official excuse was that she would be too busy with KFed Jr’s second By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 05:21 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Leggy and Horsey My Gwyneth was the marquee guest on Saturday at the Mane Event to benefit the Amaryllis Farm Equire Rescue at photographer Steven Klein’s farm in Sag Harbour. As you can see, Gwynnie continued her leggy summer trend, reminding everyone else of how short they are by clopping around in By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 04:03 am
Parent Pimps There’s a Lohan in everyone The parents of child stars, see? Many of you insist that Hayden Panettiere won’t be like Lilo. Please. She was pimped as a child by her parents – what are the chances? TMZ.com broke the story this morning – Hayden’s dad was arrested last night for beating down her By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 03:41 am
Parent Pimps The Royal Ronsons LOVE this shoot. Harper’s Bazaar, the latest issue features the Ronsons in an homage to the Royal Tenenbaums. SamRo as my Gwyneth! Mark, Charlotte, and Samantha grew up glamourous. Famous houseguests and famous connections – WAY more famous than the Lohans from Long Island. In fact, rolling with the Ronsons By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 03:15 am
Sports Helping Him Study NFL preseason kicked off last week. The Dallas Cowboys opened with a loss to San Diego and while preseason games don’t count for anything, needless to say, a team needs to work out its kinks before the real action begins in September. This is Tony Romo with Jessica Simpson By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 02:46 am
Bad Style Robo Jean Parade Is it deliberate? Of course it’s deliberate. Katie tired of the cuff roll on Saturday so she decided to pull out a pair of high waist wide legs. Let’s measure our reactions here, shall we? Because we’ve already seen the worst. We’ve already experienced the ultimate By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 02:31 am
Famewhores Granny Biker Chic Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman pleaded with paps upon arriving home in Australia last week for space and privacy. This must be why she and Keith Urban decided to wear matching leather outfits while out and about in public the other day. Nothing says slipping under the radar like two similarly By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 02:16 am
Intro for Aug 11, 2008 Dear Gossips, Freebie Five has been updated. Welcome Michael Phelps. For obvious reasons. Like his body. But also it’s the focus. And the commitment. When everyone else around him might be getting drunk off their sh*t , he’s in the pool morning and night, training for today, and By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 02:04 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Back For More Gimme More! September 7th. We’ll be balls deep in TIFF. But something else is going on. The annual spectacular: the MTV VMAs. And Britney’s back! Marc Malkin is reporting that Britney shot a promo for the show with host Russell Brand on Tuesday, gamely referring to the “elephant By Lainey • Aug 08, 2008 07:08 am
Jessica Simpson Short Shorts Sell Country? Smart move. Jessica Simpson is continuing to tour in support of her country album and since the reception has been lukewarm at best, it’s time to amp it up. Porny rocked out on stage at the Indiana State Fair in a pair of white short shorts, a denim shirt, By Lainey • Aug 08, 2008 05:58 am
