Clown Sit DOWN Vanessa Hudgens Six words that will send a celebrity straight to Hate List hell: Do you know who I am? No, bitch… who the f&ck are you??? This is Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron’s pretend girlfriend. She was in Vancouver last night to play a show at the PNE. Arrived By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 09:02 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s Sh*tty Compromise Shelf Ass Jessica Biel produced and starred in a short film and screened it at the Palm Springs International Film Festival on Saturday. Pippy came along to support her but did not walk the carpet, opting instead to duck into the theatre while she posed with the movie’s director. By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 08:38 am
Quiveration Jim kissing Ewan The first still from I Love You Philip Morris has been released. Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor leaning in for a hot smoldering kiss. You likey? The film is due out next year. And just because it’s Monday and we have a long week ahead, Ewan’s ad for By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 08:32 am
Quiveration Phelps Watch Michael Phelps was in London yesterday at the official Olympic handover as part of a promotional tour. He appeared on stage in front of a reported 40,000 strong to answer the same questions he’s been asked now for over a week. I hear that before heading to England, By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 07:54 am
Donald Trump Sell out Elf What is it with Donald Trump? Never mind. Money talks. To everyone. Even Naomi Watts comes when Trump calls. And the elfy Orly too. Credit to him, Orlando Bloom doesn’t show up for the opening of a can of tuna like some other carpet whores. He did however show By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 05:42 am
Parent Pimps Blame the police Everyone’s a victim, see? Especially if it’s a child star with two parent pimps. In her first interview since her father was arrested for allegedly beating down her mother, Hayden Panettiere told Extra last week that nothing actually happened. That the police decided to use her mom’s By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 04:36 am
Reese Witherspoon Taking care of home As Jakey G continues to shoot the Prince of Persia overseas, Reese Witherspoon is back at home, looking after the kids, and also his dog Atticus. Here she is walking Atticus this weekend, making sure he stays lean and fit until daddy gets back. Must have been a hot day By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 03:33 am
Parent Pimps Who needs Debbie Phelps? For someone like Dina Lohan, befriending Ann Dexter-Jones yields many more benefits. After all, Ann has an established place on the New York social circle, far from the fake nails and mall hair Long Island pond that Dina calls her kingdom. Ann entertains the likes of Al Pacino and David By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 02:49 am
Cameron Diaz Cam > Jen Cameron Diaz slept with him. Only Jennifer Aniston would be dumb enough to fall for him. John Mayer, that is. Cam manslung her way through John last year while Jen hired Paul Sculfor to pretend to be her boyfriend and sell Smart Water. As you know, the two swapped beaus. By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 02:36 am
Shannen Doherty She always had great legs Brenda Walsh, that is. The CW celebrated the return of 90210 the other night and no one else mattered. Because Shannen Doherty showed up on the carpet. And even though she burned her skin in the sun, even though the lines on her forehead and around her eyes are deeper By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 02:31 am
Famewhores Presenting…in all black! It makes my life: seeing Tom Cruise “present” his Robo. And it’s even more welcome since it’s been so long - months maybe since we’ve seen the Presentation: he holding her hand ceremoniously, a princess introducing his well-trained princess to a hungry public, this time in matching By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 02:20 am
Britney Spears Her Madgesty entertains Madonna opened Sticky & Sweet in Cardiff the other night and by all accounts did not disappoint. Even if she was 90 minutes late. Please. You expected her to care about your schedule??? The costumes and the choreography – “breathtaking”. The visual effects – state of the art. Her body – sick and By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 02:08 am
Quiveration Don Cheadle anytime Anytime. Don Cheadle with Guy Pearce? Please. It’s an automatic. Here they are last night in New York at the premiere of Traitor. Don has been in New York shooting Brooklyn’s Finest. He makes every movie better. Like Out of Sight. Remember Out of Sight? Remember Jennifer Lopez By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 06:31 am
Quiveration The Matador vs The Magician It was only 3 weeks ago when I condescendingly told my cousin Cat to get a handle on herself. She was losing her sh*t over an infant called Rafael Nadal, couldn’t stop texting me about his arms, his girlfriend, his loyalty, his sweetness. Obviously, Michael Phelps has now By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 05:20 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Spice Moms In a few months, all five Spices will be moms, as the one lone abstainer has succumbed to the epidemic: Sporty Spice is pregnant. She announced it on her site today. Mel C says the father is her boyfriend of six years Thomas Starr. All together now: But I thought By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 03:31 am
Hook Ups My boyfriend gets around He says he wants to elevate the popularity of swimming in North America to what it’s like in Australia, do perhaps what Tiger has done for golf, what Becks is trying with soccer. As such, there is a price to pay. Sorry, kid. Comes with the territory. Besides, I By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 03:15 am
