BFFs The Break-Up Sisters Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt, close from the days of Prada, are now both single at the same time after suffering serious disappointment, not to mention public humiliation, thanks to their former douchebag boyfriends. Anne of course broke up that shady business dude who kept writing bad cheques and ripping By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 02:54 am
Break Ups Never a leader… Jennifer Aniston is in New York picking up on some of Katie Holmes’s style tips. As you can see, Oprah’s favourite is the latest to put on a pair of boyfriend jeans. And if she’s doing it, it means the MiniVan is doing it. Which means the By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 02:42 am
Parent Pimps Jailbait Cheapass Jailbait Miley Cyrus is turning 16 soon. She will be celebrating at – where else? – Disneyland and she is inviting a “limited number” of her fans to join her. https://www.usmagazine.com/news/miley-cyrus-selling-tickets-to-sweet-sixteen The price? Only $250. Jailbait is becoming a global brand. She has already made a sh* By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 09:15 am
Maple Leaf Together again, inseparable, and PDA It’s hard to leave them alone when they’re just so damn cute…and super super PDA too! As I was the first to report earlier this week, Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are back together and so so SO happy in Toronto. They’ve been sighted at local By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 09:12 am
Maple Leaf Same place, same time For the first time in several years, former lovers Katie Holmes and Joshua Jackson, Joey and Pacey, are in the same city at the same time. It means nothing. Though she may be tempted, in the deep reaches of her soul that have yet to be completely eradicated by Xenu, By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 07:37 am
Brad Pitt BBQ at The Brange’s! Rumour has it the Pitts are inviting their French neighbours over to the chateau for a backyard bbq in order to ingratiate themselves with the community. Supposedly they were advised by the town mayor – invite the local folks over, charm them with your children and your hospitality, and perhaps they By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 06:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chicken Fried Playdates Britney was seen leaving a recording studio last night with mom – still working hard, still on a good track. So good, her sons have been accepted into a very elite baby circle: little Kingston Rossdale was allowed to come over and play with SFP and JJ. Kingston, as you know, By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 05:00 am
Girly Throw Downs No Jess! No no! It’s like… it’s like she’s never, ever been to a sleepover, you know? The truth reveals itself much too often: Jessica Simpson has no girlfriends. No true girlfriends. No true back up. No girls with whom to discuss strategy – either via group session at lunch, or these By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 04:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Taupe Curtains on the Carpet Taupe finally confirmed herself yesterday what we’ve now known for months – she’s pregnant with her second. She’s also, unintentionally of course, using it to her advantage with the MiniVan Majority. Check out Jennifer Garner yesterday at the Baby Einstein 10th anniversary event yesterday wearing curtains. I’ve By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 03:42 am
Ashton Kutcher Her Michael Phelps Have been riding the Demi Ashton love train for a while now. Demi and Ashton make sense. Right and perfect. Even more so now since silly schoolgirl Michael Phelps daydreams rule my life. Only problem – few of us infant-coveting cougars have Demi’s genes. Yes, yes, and money and her By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 03:26 am
Demi Moore Rumey’s Family, Rumey’s Man Last night at the LA premiere of The House Bunny, Rumer Willis’s entire family showed up in support. Yet another occasion illustrating how Demi and Bruce have turned divorce into harmony. Even this blogger bitch from hell can appreciate that. Love that everyone allowed my Rumey to have her By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 03:19 am
Friday Night Lights Friday Night Girls My favourite show. But no one watches. Or not enough of you, although I’m very proud there have been so many converts. The new NBC strategy? To attract move viewers, they’re sexing up the ladies. Check out Minka Kelly, Adrianne Palicki, and Aimee Teegarden c*ckteasing in the By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 08:09 am
Douchebags Granny Freeze: like Mimi at the Hotel Concierge.com has just posted an article listing the worst celebrity hotel guests ever. Not surprisingly, Amy Winehouse makes an appearance with her bloody cuts and her food fights. Also Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, when his head was a mess and he decided to trash a hotel room. Needless By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 07:05 am
Thinnification Beverly Hills Thin-Off The new 90210 will premiere on September 2nd. You may recognise one of the stars of the show Shenae Grimes from Degrassi. Or not. Because Degrassi is enjoyed by millions and egregiously unrecognised in Canada. Here are Shenae and Jessica Stroup shooting scenes at The Komoko, location for the Peach By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 06:20 am
Sports Cage Match: Dina Lohan vs Debbie Phelps Back in 2004 when she was still cute and not yet anorexic or a junkie but well on her way, Michael Phelps was asked about a celebrity crush. He answered Lindsay Lohan. These days, his celebrity crush is Cameron Diaz. Unfortunately, Lilo won’t let him go. Lilo was texting By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 04:51 am
Jessica Simpson Porny Beer Jessica Simpson is now the face of beer. Just announced – she is the new spokesperson for a Dallas based brewery called Stampede Light Plus – beer with “vitamins to support a healthy lifestyle”. Said Jess: "As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 04:05 am
