Famewhores Choice Becks…and Posh too Oh yeah…her. David Beckham was named Choice Athlete at the Teen Choice Awards last night. He took his boys up on stage with him and little Cruz performed his breakdance. That child truly is his mother’s son, non? As you can see, Becks brought the mad hotness last By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Taupes on the campaign trail The Taupes and the Damons were in Miami this weekend at a fundraiser for Barack Obama. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner flew from LA on Friday specifically for the event, and squeezed in a visit with their besties Matt and Lucy who are also pregnant. Curiously enough, they had overlapping By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:34 am
Gorgessity It’s Back The Lopez. Totally bounced back post-twins in fine form… so why not leave the kids withthe nannyno one??? and enjoy a night out? Here’s JLo looking amazing Saturday night with Marc leaving Foxtail – perfect legs, perfect hair, killer dress, and finally a proper makeup artist after too many months By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:30 am
Bad Style Robo Androgynous I was wrong. When she wore skinnys last week, I was wrong in saying she could read, read what we’ve been saying about these jeans. Because the jeans are back. The jeans are here to stay. The Robobride androgynous jeans are now an intrinsic part of KatE Holmes. Just By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession What’s the common denominator? The moment you’ve been waiting for… Hello Magazine purchased the European rights to the Pitt Family photos and, of course, as you know, People Magazine secured the exclusives in North America. Note the People cover – what’s the common denominator? The parents, the Twin Wonders, and the Chosen One By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:02 am
Intro for Aug 04, 2008 Dear Gossips, Not sure why there should even be a column today. Like what else is there to talk about? Is there anything worth talking about but THEM? It was the moment Brangelunatics everywhere have been waiting for: finally a glimpse of the world’s first fraternal twins. The Olympics By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 01:58 am
Beyoncé BJ in the city Beyonce and Jay-Z sighted last night in New York after dinner at the Spotted Pig. LOVE it when B goes casual. Look how tight she looks in a simple white tee and jeans. When Duana and I were in LA a couple of weeks ago, we walked into a store By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 08:48 am
Justin Timberlake Pippy at the Kodak? First…a disclaimer. The following was reported by the National Enquirer. Still, it’s more accurate than In Touch or Life & Style. Or those dipsh*t sources claiming that Lance Armstrong ditched Kate Hudson because she’s too “needy”. Please. Kate Hudson is not Jennifer Aniston. But Lance must By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 07:53 am
Rumer Willis Hi Rumey! I’ve missed her. What? You mean you haven’t? My Rumer went shopping yesterday looking so very cute in all the right angles. Love the little jumper. Love the shoes. And the bag. And the hair. Even the little glove. Rumer Willis has a new movie coming out later By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 05:52 am
Cheese Even the Dark Knight eats cheese Thanks for this Jacquie! A little fun on a Friday. It’s Christian Bale working out his Hoff side. Even Christian Bale has a Hoff side! A couple of years ago, just before the Christmas break, I ran a Spirit of the Hoff contest on this site, challenging blog visitors By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 05:15 am
Bad Style She can read! MUCH better. So.Much.Better. This is Katie Holmes today in NYC, thankfully NOT wearing those jeans. You know those jeans. Perhaps she perused the internets? Perhaps Posh called her to give a girl a tip? Hell nah. Posh probably called her to tell her they looked GOOD. That’s By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 04:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Change your plans on Sunday What will every Brangelunatic be doing on Sunday at 7pm EST? Hovering over the computer, of course. Probably hovering all weekend, counting down the hours, the minutes, the seconds. Until the unveiling. When they will receive their blessings from the Holy Jolie Twins on the cover of People Magazine. The By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 04:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession New baby, new house And to answer so many of your messages – no, they are not splitting up. In 3 years? In 5 years? Who knows? But right now, the Taupes are happy. They are committed. They are ambitious. They are expecting their second baby. They are renovating a new home. Here they are By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 03:57 am
Famewhores Lilo, SamRo, and the Posh Allure Magazine sponsored some kind of party last night for Victoria Beckham and the usual sycophants were in attendance – Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale – but also two new additions: none other than the summer’s hottest couple, Lindsay Lohan and her lover Samantha Ronson. Yum. It’s just like Posh to By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 03:35 am
Maple Leaf Rogen & McLovin! I ate in front of the tv the other night and Superbad was on Movie Central. Superbad is like Airplane…gets funnier every time you watch. Check out McLovin last night on the Pineapple carpet. Instant giggles. As you know, Seth Rogen co-wrote Superbad, he also co-wrote Pineapple Express, and By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 03:06 am
Quiveration Pineapple Bond It’s not often that Daniel Craig shows up on a carpet that’s not his own…but there he was last night, at the LA premiere of Pineapple Express, with his Satsuki by his side, making love to every inch of that suit, in good spirits and causing a By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 02:52 am