Sports Ridiculous Sorry… interrupting gossip for an Olympic moment. Because we just watched the 200m live – SPOILER AHEAD – and Usain Bolt is sick. Sick. Is there any man more aptly named? Usain Bolt just won gold in the 200m setting a new world record in the event which means he is the By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 03:42 am
Orlando Bloom Orly Man on a Bike The manliest elf in Hollywood booted around New York yesterday on his bike, dropping off girlfriend and model Miranda Kerr. But In Touch reported that she and Orlando Bloom were bust? As usual, In Touch is full of ass. Clearly, Orly and Miranda are fine. And still all over each By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 03:34 am
Gossip Girl Flags & Stripes The Gossip Boys shooting in New York yesterday – Chace Crawford, his hair meticulously tousled just so wearing green and navy stripes and a denim wash that only the very rich or the very low classy seem to prefer (why is that you think?) alongside Chuck Bass in a cardigan dotted By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 03:18 am
Harry Potter Pube Face He’s a nice kid. He works hard, he has great manners, he’s intelligent, he seems sweet…but he does have that baby face. And a baby face on a 19 year old boy trying to be a man is regarded as a curse. Which is probably why he’ By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 03:00 am
Maple Leaf Two for Two As I reported exclusively yesterday - Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are back together. Monday night it was dinner in Toronto. Tuesday they ran errands in Yorkville, seen at the Manulife Centre, strolling hand in hand on Avenue Road, and at one point smiling broadly as they ducked into a By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 02:53 am
Intro for Aug 20, 2008 Dear Gossips, Freebie Five is still broken. If it were working, today’s new additions would include Alexandre Despatie and his hunk of silver hotness and the gorgeous Lolo Jones, so gracious in defeat she’s in a class all her own. More to follow on my exclusive from yesterday By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 02:46 am
Michael Phelps No Means Yes It’s been widely circulated this week that my boyfriend Michael Phelps is either dating Amanda Beard or model Lily Donaldson. The rumours seem to have no roots – they don’t even come from a bottom feeding rag. Like literally plucked from a random cyber link with absolutely no reference. By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 09:11 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass at TIFF Full line up has now been announced for the Toronto International Film Festival. Bright stars and the potential for very, very, very juicy smut. The list of high profile expected attendees is below but right off the top – Shelfy Jessica Biel will be there! Shelf Ass trying to assert herself By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 08:29 am
Rumer Willis Housebunnies The House Bunny premiere went down last night – this is Rumey in white working her angles, trying to dominate the carpet even though she is, at best, a tertiary character. That’s my girl. The House Bunny lead of course is Anna Faris who plays the ditzy blonde to Emma By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 05:41 am
Ellen Degeneres Gay > Gold Amazing. A People Magazine decision to agree with… perhaps at the expense of the MiniVan Majority? Love the new cover, but you have to wonder, does People love the cover? Or the timing of it? Record numbers tuned in in America to watch Michael Phelps win gold last weekend. His By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 04:23 am
Famewhores The Female John Mayer Sienna Miller at LAX yesterday after 2 weeks of loved up scandalous Hollywood goodness with Balthazar Getty. Looks like someone has to get back to work. At the airport, she was met by the paps, intent of course on provoking a reaction to the question: why are you a homewrecker? By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 04:02 am
Lauren Conrad Rumey and The Hills New season of The Hills premiered last night. Am over it, didn’t watch. But apparently this is a minority sentiment. Here they are, all of them at a party to celebrate, and the cameras were there too. Of course. Heidi, in a Herve Leger and white heels, as usual, By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 03:49 am
Intro for Aug 19, 2008 Dear Gossips, “Am I need to say something? How beautiful am I?” Yelena Isinbayeva last night on NBC’s Olympic coverage. Amazing. Finally a Russian diva to entertain at the Games. No one does drama like a Russian diva. Just ask Svetlana Khorkina. Watching Yelena own that Bird’s Nest By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 02:48 am
Donnie Wahlberg Single on tour Exactly a month to go before NKOTB kicks off the tour in Toronto and for Donnie Wahlberg at least, the timing is perfect. He’s single. Donnie’s wife Kim Fey has filed for divorce and sole custody of their 2 children and spousal support too, which is another reason By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 11:04 am
Karl Lagerfeld Le Karl… Crunk! This is the best thing. Ever. The best. Like, life changing. In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, the magazine asked some of the biggest names in fashion to “fantasy” pose. What’s Karl Lagerfeld’s fantasy? Karl wants to be Lil Wayne! Check out Le Karl, all crunked By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 10:12 am
Hollywood Closet Maverick flies solo For Tom Cruise, if marriage was a strategic move, and you know my thoughts on that, then in hindsight I’m sure we can all agree – a tactical error. Because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes make each other assy. She looks assy when she’s with him, he looks assy By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 08:22 am
