Britney Spears Chicken Fried Hope… or Hoax? Britney – the summer is almost over…and Britney is still well. Amazing. An end of summer tradition – always the VMAs. And for many years, Britney has been a part of it. She is already appearing in the promos with host Russell Brand and the rumours have been swirling – that she By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 07:03 am
Dumbass Alba ALMA Latina What Jessica Alba has said in the past: Alba is my last name and I'm proud of that. But that's it. My grandparents were born in California, the same as my parents, and though I may be proud of my last name, I'm American. By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 05:28 am
Madonna No Rest for the 50 Madonna celebrated 50 in London this weekend at an all night party organized by Guy Ritchie – supposedly – where he publicly declared his adoration for his wife and apparently presented her with a love letter reaffirming his commitment to their marriage and more adoptions. Cutest detail? Lourdes serenaded her mother on By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 05:01 am
Ellen Degeneres Best.Suit.Ever Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi were married on Saturday. Intimate ceremony, 19 guests, no big names, and despite buzz last week about a major performer… Pippy Timberlake was not invited. Both wore Zac Posen – Portia in some kind of lame ass tutu and Ellen in a suit. An amazing By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 04:05 am
Jennifer Lopez JLo Triathlete vs 8 Gold Medals Jennifer Lopez is training for a triathlon. Hoping to inspire others, she appeared this morning on Good Morning America with her trainer to discuss how she’s preparing for the event. Over at NBC, The Today Show’s Matt Lauer sat down for an exclusive interview with the man of By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 03:56 am
Break Ups Like Talking to Oprah That’s what a paparazzi experience is for John Mayer. He cannot help himself. He cannot help talking about himself. He cannot help the addiction he has to hearing his own voice. So John and Jennifer Aniston are no more. It’s important for you to know however – extremely important By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 03:29 am
Would You Rather Rossum for the Weekend I’m golfing today. If I miss a 3 ft putt, this will be the reason: Emmy Rossum has announced via her blog that she is working on a new album, intending to rape us with more sugar. Why??? Because the last one did so well? No... because she’s By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 07:07 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mentor and Mentee Ashlee Simpson was shopping at Barney’s yesterday and ran into her everything inspiration the new Nicole Richie. She spent the rest of the time following her around in the store taking notes. So what? Not everyone is a leader. And even my Gwynnie has given a style checkmark to By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 06:39 am
Mandy Moore Forgive Him? Click here for a punk as f&ck refresher on why Ryan Adams broke up with Mandy Moore. Thanks to Kaitlin for the heads up... Ryan Adams’s website has a link on the top right hand corner called “10 Ways". When you open the link, it’s By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 04:42 am
Hollywood Closet All Smiles! Every day we see her heading to work, Robo puts on a scowl face. But this morning...this morning the sun came out. This morning, the gay who made her life gripped her hand and walked her to work. All is right with Katie’s world. No wonder she’s By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 04:29 am
Douchebags Dream the f&ck on, Loser! Just because David Silver grew up hot doesn’t mean he grew up worthy. Some things should simply never, ever, ever be uttered you know? Some things are so sacred it’s a travesty for the undeserving to even think it. A travesty and a f&cking crime. That By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 03:54 am
Tori Spelling Hairy Tumour Jay Leno It’s not like she doesn’t know, you know. It’s not like she doesn’t know the mean things you all say about her face. She knows enough to say it out loud! As reported yesterday, my Rumey graces the cover of this week’s Page Six Magazine. By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 03:43 am
Clown Apple Friends and Enemies A new Hollywood hotspot opened last night attracting all of Hollywood’s party players including Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Trouble? Not sure yet but all the ingredients were there including Calum Best, Lilo’s privileged douchebag of an ex boyfriend, Evan Ross, also a former fling, and Ebola Hilton By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 03:33 am
Ellen Degeneres Ellen’s Weekend Wedding Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi are getting married tomorrow. 20 guests, very intimate, but the Hollywood rumour mill is already buzzing that a high profile performer will make an appearance. Keep you posted. Portia is supposedly wearing Zac Posen. Am amazed at how they can keep it at 20. By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 03:14 am
Intro for Aug 15, 2008 Dear Gossips, Warner Bros confirmed yesterday that the Half Blood Prince, originally scheduled for release in November, will now be delayed until Summer 2009. Buoyed by the overwhelming success of The Dark Knight, Warner Bros can now perhaps afford to wait, guaranteeing itself a major smash next year and, more By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 03:08 am
Break Ups Time for Joaquin? Winona Ryder is single. Again. She and boyfriend Blake Sennett have apparently ended their relationship – word is she’s pretty broken up about it. Sigh. I used to be a Winona apologist. But some things are undeniable. Losing Him changed her forever. And she can’t change back. Having said By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 10:19 am
