Break Ups Time for Joaquin? Winona Ryder is single. Again. She and boyfriend Blake Sennett have apparently ended their relationship – word is she’s pretty broken up about it. Sigh. I used to be a Winona apologist. But some things are undeniable. Losing Him changed her forever. And she can’t change back. Having said By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 10:19 am
Dumbass Rumey on the cover! My Rumey! On the cover of Page Six Magazine! And … a good angle! So proud! Of course, to leverage as much interest as possible in her fledgling career, Rumer discusses her family – her dad’s relationship to her stepdad, claiming that Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher are totally buds: “We By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 09:22 am
Douchebags A bitchy Bush Sophia Bush was in Charleston, SC last Saturday. She and James Lafferty, also of One Tree Hill, hit up a local tapas bar called Chai’s. It’s a popular local hang, $6 for high balls, $4 for a beer, menu items range from $10-$20. In other words, very By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 08:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Leggings Today Katie Holmes, that lazy ass, was apparently too tired to make us care about her outfit today. Just a long shirt and leggings. Or… Perhaps it’s a different strategy. Bump Watch, to me, is boring as f&ck. And ridiculously unreliable. Most of you however disagree. And much By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 04:28 am
Vin Diesel Vin Diesel on Broadway Shrek the Musical opens in Seattle today, heading to Broadway in December. Here’s Shrek as he will appear on stage played by Brian d'Arcy James. Terrible casting. Was Vin Diesel unavailable? As I’ve been saying for years, Vin Diesel IS Shrek. And everyone else is a By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 04:12 am
Douchebags Manslinger’s next move? Newly single John Mayer is enjoying a little break from touring, was in Mexico last week, and yesterday popped into the studio in LA for a quick session. Big surprise – word is he wasn’t ready for something so serious and perhaps did not appreciate being exploited by Stephen Huvane’ By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 03:29 am
Brad Pitt Jen and the impersonator So Jen and John Mayer are over. Which means it’s damage control time, lest anyone start calling her unlovable, undesirable, and an old spinster… See how much Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman have in common? Enter Matt Felker. Some kind of male model who was formerly involved with Selma By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 03:07 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Borat Isla Fisher was spotted yesterday in Westwood with little Olive Cohen. Actually little Olive Cohen doesn’t look so little. Little Olive is an adorable chunks! Fat babies are the best. Isla and Sacha Baron Cohen are always super low profile. But everyone’s got a job to do. About By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 02:53 am
Bad Style Robo Couture This dress she wore at Tropic Thunder the other night – apparently KatE designed it herself. With the help of her stylist. You likey? I don’t know. To me it looks messy. The halter strap seems unfinished, the material cheap, and the way it’s folding around her hips is By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 09:38 am
Jamie Lynn Spears The Trailer Park Chronicles Love me some low classy sex dramz. So Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up at 16, engaged shortly thereafter. His name? Casey. Three years her senior, lays pipes for a living, enjoys rolling around on a tractor with a shotgun…oh yeah and f*cking some other twat on the By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 09:04 am
Shoes Ovulation Day Shoes Rachel Bilson > Mischa Barton. Though to be fair, Rachel Bilson’s schedule hasn’t exactly been back to back either. But at least she was in a recent hit movie, and isn’t so stupid to turn down guest starring stints on TV shows. And since the end of By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 08:37 am
Dumbass Chicken Fried Maid Ugh. Hate the word “maid”. Maybe it’s just me. More from Britney’s interview in OK! Magazine, this time about her time with her kids. The good news – Britney is in good spirits: "I'm healthy, happy and excited about the future.” Much of the reason for By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 08:01 am
Rihanna Please don’t break up Oh but they will. Eventually. They have to. They’re too young. And Rihanna isn’t a character from a Stephenie Meyer novel. UGH! I am still SO angry about the colossal and universal FAIL that was Breaking Dawn. But I have never seen a book so mercilessly eviscerated. The By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 04:06 am
Brad Pitt Showdown at TIFF: It’s On!!! Well… not really a showdown but as I reported exclusively a few weeks ago, there was a strong possibility that all three of them – Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston – would be at the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) this year. Brad’s Burn After Reading will screen the By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 03:24 am
Douchebags Pissing Douche runs away? The scheming scared him off… as expected. LA started buzzing yesterday that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer had both been in town at the same time and were not spotted together, not once. By late afternoon, everyone seemed convinced that it was done and paps who’ve been fortuitously in By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 03:01 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried OK! I broke the story last year of Britney’s disastrous shoot for OK! Magazine during which she appeared incoherent and spacey, rubbing chicken fried grease all over her designer wardrobe, pee’d in front of the crew, touched herself inappropriately, babbled like a baby, and let her dog piss and By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 02:47 am
