BFFs Gwyneth’s prettiest friend My Gwynnie and Christy Turlington belong in the same mommy club. They hang out, they have each other over for play dates, they look at themselves and snicker at other people for not being as tall, or as thin, or as elegant, or as rich, or as privileged. Actually…only By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 07:27 am
Gossip Girl Damn that MotherChucker! Leighton Meester shooting Gossip Girl today in New York pulling out the “move”: pretending she doesn’t want to be photographed. Love. Also attached – Jessica Szohr and Madchen Amick, Nate’s Mrs Robinson love interest. And as you can see from the new teasers just released, summer in the Hamptons By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 05:01 am
Famewhores Two Old Hags Dylan said to me the other day that it’s scary being a single straight dude these days: “I keep givin’ the business to, like, 16 year olds.” He means with his eyes. He keeps eyef7cking the underage ones, thinking they’re legal, only to find out he was 5 By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 03:44 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Amazing! Britney is celebrating the amicable resolution of her custody battle in Cabo with her assistant and friends, including George Maloof with whom she’s been friends for a long time. As you can see… her body, in a white bikini, it looks amazing. Amazing! And she’s smiling. Not the By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 02:52 am
Eric Bana Bana with a perm Eric Bana at the Melbourne International Film Festival with wife Rebecca Gleason the other night rockin’ some tight curls to go along with his little, little lips. Relax. I know it’s not a perm. But that is some serious coil, non? Still… am told Eric Bana is a popular By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 02:20 am
Douchebags The Child Star Standard Love it. Another child star f&ck up, emboldened by an overinflated sense of entitlement and invulnerability so indigenous to that special species of celebrity pushed into showbiz before they can properly conjugate a verb, took the wheel intoxicated this weekend and tried to kill someone. Call it preachy By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 02:06 am
Intro for Jul 28, 2008 Dear Gossips, Yet another child star became unhinged this weekend, trying to kill people with his car. Yay for child stardom! Perhaps an exception to the rule though – Natalie Portman…and child stars raised outside of North America. Away from Hollywood. What are the chances Emma Watson will NOT be By Lainey • Jul 28, 2008 02:00 am
Christian Bale Batman to Comic-Con? It’s been a rough week. But Christian Bale is a professional. Here’s Christian Bale at Heathrow today with Emmaline…is he headed for Comic-Con? As mentioned yesterday, Terminator 4, which is promising to re-energise the franchise, will be presenting at Comic-Con this weekend. Christian was supposed to be By Lainey • Jul 25, 2008 07:25 am
Cheese Rollin’ with the EuroCheese I’m sorry. I’m sorry to insult you. Because he sits atop many of your lists. But I can’t… How can you? Look at him??!! Never mind that he’s so purple he looks like he’s been strangled. Never mind those silver mini shorts he was wearing By Lainey • Jul 25, 2008 05:28 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Hot Guy makes a mistake Guy Ritchie is a sexy beast. And he was a solo sexy beast yesterday at Comic-Con promoting RocknRolla with cast members including bloaty Gerry and the Piv. Guy also took the time to make assurances that his marriage is fine “as far as (he’s) aware of”. Now there’s By Lainey • Jul 25, 2008 04:55 am
Tom Brady Downsizing means forever? Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are downsizing. He has an apartment in New York that he’s just put on the market, she also has an apartment that she’s selling, and it looks like they prefer her townhouse, where they spend most of their time, and where they are By Lainey • Jul 25, 2008 03:41 am
Gerard Butler Bloat & Spittle Was at the funnest dinner party with the funnest ladies the other night and the question came up: who would be your Hollywood best friend? Trish said Gerard Butler and like good judgmental bitches, we totally jumped all over her. My objection, naturally, was based solely on his spittle. As By Lainey • Jul 25, 2008 02:53 am
Maple Leaf It’s That Time Again It’s Comic-Con. An annual pilgrimage of supergeek superfans. Their excuse to pull out the Chewbacca and Storm Trooper costumes and celebrate the supernatural. Don’t laugh. Comic-Con is huge. Comic-Con is powerful. Comic-Con can make or break a movie. Iron Man owes much of its success to the reaction By Lainey • Jul 24, 2008 10:40 am
Gorgessity Curvy Girls, Skinny Jeans Jennifer Hudson at BET – a curvy girl rockin’ the sh*t out of a pair of skinny jeans. Love, love, love. JHud’s first album drops on September 30 and the first single Spotlight is doing reasonably well though it hasn’t taken off like she probably hopes. Weird. That By Lainey • Jul 24, 2008 09:24 am
Girly Throw Downs The Holy Twins vs Aniston: showdown at TIFF? Come September, Toronto could be flooded with Brangelunatics who are so, so, SO angry today and losing many valuable work hours over that Us Weekly cover. How dare anyone suggest that the Holy Twins were conceived in any other way but the Pitt Porn natural way. Now a change of By Lainey • Jul 24, 2008 08:17 am
Blind Riddles Bad Haired and Bug-Eyed Which actor has been much too egotistical and much too energetic on press tour recently? Let’s start with the ego first: He’s not exactly Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise on fame terms and still he travels with a crazy security team and insists on sweeping every location before By Lainey • Jul 24, 2008 04:22 am
