Dumbass Sit DOWN Junior Federline! The 90210 comeback could have been a whole lot uglier. Thankfully for us, Tori Spelling has to feed her goldigging prick of a husband. As such, she won’t be appearing on the first episode. The official excuse was that she would be too busy with KFed Jr’s second By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 05:21 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Leggy and Horsey My Gwyneth was the marquee guest on Saturday at the Mane Event to benefit the Amaryllis Farm Equire Rescue at photographer Steven Klein’s farm in Sag Harbour. As you can see, Gwynnie continued her leggy summer trend, reminding everyone else of how short they are by clopping around in By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 04:03 am
Parent Pimps There’s a Lohan in everyone The parents of child stars, see? Many of you insist that Hayden Panettiere won’t be like Lilo. Please. She was pimped as a child by her parents – what are the chances? TMZ.com broke the story this morning – Hayden’s dad was arrested last night for beating down her By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 03:41 am
Parent Pimps The Royal Ronsons LOVE this shoot. Harper’s Bazaar, the latest issue features the Ronsons in an homage to the Royal Tenenbaums. SamRo as my Gwyneth! Mark, Charlotte, and Samantha grew up glamourous. Famous houseguests and famous connections – WAY more famous than the Lohans from Long Island. In fact, rolling with the Ronsons By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 03:15 am
Sports Helping Him Study NFL preseason kicked off last week. The Dallas Cowboys opened with a loss to San Diego and while preseason games don’t count for anything, needless to say, a team needs to work out its kinks before the real action begins in September. This is Tony Romo with Jessica Simpson By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 02:46 am
Bad Style Robo Jean Parade Is it deliberate? Of course it’s deliberate. Katie tired of the cuff roll on Saturday so she decided to pull out a pair of high waist wide legs. Let’s measure our reactions here, shall we? Because we’ve already seen the worst. We’ve already experienced the ultimate By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 02:31 am
Famewhores Granny Biker Chic Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman pleaded with paps upon arriving home in Australia last week for space and privacy. This must be why she and Keith Urban decided to wear matching leather outfits while out and about in public the other day. Nothing says slipping under the radar like two similarly By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 02:16 am
Intro for Aug 11, 2008 Dear Gossips, Freebie Five has been updated. Welcome Michael Phelps. For obvious reasons. Like his body. But also it’s the focus. And the commitment. When everyone else around him might be getting drunk off their sh*t , he’s in the pool morning and night, training for today, and By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 02:04 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Back For More Gimme More! September 7th. We’ll be balls deep in TIFF. But something else is going on. The annual spectacular: the MTV VMAs. And Britney’s back! Marc Malkin is reporting that Britney shot a promo for the show with host Russell Brand on Tuesday, gamely referring to the “elephant By Lainey • Aug 08, 2008 07:08 am
Jessica Simpson Short Shorts Sell Country? Smart move. Jessica Simpson is continuing to tour in support of her country album and since the reception has been lukewarm at best, it’s time to amp it up. Porny rocked out on stage at the Indiana State Fair in a pair of white short shorts, a denim shirt, By Lainey • Aug 08, 2008 05:58 am
Lindsay Lohan Happy Birthday Holding Hands It’s been a hot Sapphic summer! Samantha Ronson celebrated her birthday yesterday with her girlfriend Lindsay Lohan who put on her best green dress to please her lover. Sam returned the favour with a pair of tuxedo pants and sassy white hat. Yum. Surrounded by photographers, the two showed By Lainey • Aug 08, 2008 05:36 am
Jennifer Garner Taupe clips Taupe Garner went to visit a friend yesterday. Some people say women of a certain age should no longer do this or wear that. Don’t know if I agree but does this include hair barrettes? Because these cute little red ones are the most exciting things about her. I By Lainey • Aug 08, 2008 04:33 am
Milo Ventimiglia Milo Madonna Milo Ventimiglia graces the cover of the new issue of Corduroy - a GREAT magazine based in NY, founded by Canadians. LOVE. Anyway, as you can see from the photos, Milo looks hot and even a little gay, especially that shot of him with his hand on the wall. No By Lainey • Aug 08, 2008 03:25 am
Robert Downey-Jr RDJ All Access Robert Downey Jr’s interview with Rolling Stone – the online excerpt is just that. An excerpt. Only a quarter of what’s actually a very insightful, confusing, blurry, frenetic piece. Am unable to post all the pages but here’s an extra photo from the article and a few more By Lainey • Aug 08, 2008 03:11 am
Bad Style Shelf Ass the artist Shelfy Biel attended the opening of the 4th Annual Hollyshorts film festival last night because she’s such a pure artist, you know? Seriously, those bangs. Those bangs must die. As you can see, Shelf Ass is trying to dress all classy and serious. Because she wants to be taken By Lainey • Aug 08, 2008 02:55 am
Katie Holmes Doesn’t she have playclothes? Little Sci hit the playground again yesterday and as you can see, her mom dressed her up for a fashion show. Has Xenu outlawed playclothes? Weird. Aside from the wardrobe issues however, Katie Holmes was like a regular yummy mummy, chasing her baby, going down the slide, on the swings… By Lainey • Aug 08, 2008 02:50 am
