Intro for Jul 21, 2008 Dear Gossips, Fred Segal is evil. It was the end of a decadent girls’ weekend. We were driving down La Cienaga towards the airport yesterday, 15 minutes early, and happened to be approaching Melrose. Julie: What should we do? Me: Freg Segal. Now. Go. Power shopping – it’s dangerous. Am By Lainey • Jul 21, 2008 01:43 am
Essences The Essence of Mischa Barton… Is in my left arm. I broke it in Cannes because she bailed on her professional commitments. As a result, as you can see, there are now 2 rods holding together my elbow. The French surgeons did a great job…only the end of both rods are too close to By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 01:18 pm
Justin Timberlake It Laughs! Only happens once a year so enjoy it while you can! Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake appeared on Kimmel last night to promote the ESPYs telecast and showed a clip from the event. At one point he meanders over to the Beckhams and Posh.Actually.Laughs. As my friend Dean, who is By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 07:54 am
Blind Riddles Commitment Crisis? They were supposed to have kicked their bad habit together. A partnership in blow became a commitment effort to get clean. And for a while they were successful. But he was the weaker one. And he’s been using again for a while. The problem, one of many obviously, is By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 06:58 am
Gossip Girl You know you miss it The CW isn’t wasting time, not wanting to lose the buzz and momentum around the show is that is trying to save the network. Needless to say, that would be Gossip Girl. Do you miss them? You know you do. Mr Chuck and Blair. Even Nate...who appears to By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 06:06 am
Break Ups Suddenly Single Salma Salma Hayek and her baby father Francois-Henri Pinault are no longer engaged https://www.usmagazine.com/salma-hayek-calls-off-engagement-to-french-billionaire. Her rep confirmed the cancellation saying there would be no further comment. Obviously the statement didn’t spell out that the two had formally split but where else do you go from axing By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 03:45 am
Lindsay Lohan SamRo cures Dirty Face? Lilo at the Sephora event last night looking better than she has in a long, long time. And no Dirty Face! In fact, as many of you have mentioned, Dirty Face has been missing for a while... since she and SamRo became serious. SamRo cured Dirty Face? Now the only By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 03:23 am
Parent Pimps Mama Pimp on the town Last night was the perfect night for Dina Lohan. Trading on one child to pimp the other, getting photographed and partying her tits off – the most ideal of situations. This is Dina in New York at the Sephora 10th anniversary celebration with son Michael Lohan who must be her Plan By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 03:05 am
Famewhores Crown Princess of AssTalk sugarcoated for the Mini Shonda Rhimes was asked to address the Katherine Heigl situation during the ABC TCA session yesterday. "When I was told about it, my reaction was surprised. I have a really wonderful working relationship with Katherine. Everybody knows Izzie is one off my favorite characters." But journalists and critics By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 02:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A Sibling for Violet Quick gloat. Click away if you hate. Victor Garber has confirmed that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child, this just a couple of weeks after total bullsh*t reports claimed they were on the verge of a split. As I posted at the time, the two By Lainey • Jul 18, 2008 02:09 am
Douchebags Barenaked Douchebag So you know about the arrest – Steven Page of Barenaked Ladies and some skanks somewhere in New York charged with cocaine possession. F*cking hypocrite. Family values and squeaky clean and a children’s album and in the end a f&cktard. Not only because of this scandal but By Lainey • Jul 17, 2008 08:20 am
Nick Lachey Carb Face and Pageant Girl: back to work Been ages since Nick Lachey and his paqeant girl Vanessa Minnillo have been seen on the scene. But you know how these things work, right? Nick is the host of ABC’s High School Musical Get in the Picture. The show premieres on Sunday... amazingly enough, Nick and Nessa turned By Lainey • Jul 17, 2008 07:47 am
Maple Leaf Feist 150 BC She’ll be on Sesame Street – see below – and now my sources are telling me Feist will perform at a free concert August 4th to celebrate the 150th anniversary of the province of British Columbia! Other artists include Colin James and Burton Cummings but what’s most exciting is that By Lainey • Jul 17, 2008 07:30 am
Girlcrushes Maggie the Magnificent With the sensational style And I can go on and on for like a mile A minute, I get in it Like a car and drive Remember Special Ed? What happened to Special Ed? This is Maggie Gyllenhaal at Letterman last night, every inch perfection. Like old school and new By Lainey • Jul 17, 2008 05:38 am
Douchebags Broken Friendships, Broken Homes In the new issue of People Magazine, Sienna Miller’s people insist she’s not a homewrecker because Balthazar Getty and his wife have been “living separate lives” for a while. Still, the experience has been “humiliating” for Rosetta Getty and she’s apparently pissed as sh*t that she By Lainey • Jul 17, 2008 03:58 am
Katie Holmes Analysing RoboCross RoboBride Katie Holmes on the set of Eli Stone yesterday with her arms crossed over her chest. She was probably just chilly but let’s play our favourite game anyway, shall we? The Photo Assumption Game is the best game ever! Smut Psychoanalysis of KatE Cruise: * Feels naked and unsure By Lainey • Jul 17, 2008 03:36 am
