Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci loves her blanket Finally a few shots of Little Sci who is calling New York home for the next 5 months now that mom is in town to rehearse for and then perform in All My Sons. She’s getting taller, she’s losing her chubb, but she’s still the cutest ever. By Lainey • Aug 06, 2008 02:37 am
Douchebags The Other Knucklehead A few years ago, after the death of her father, my Gwyneth gave an interview during which she lamented, in her snotty drawl, that she regretted wasting too much of her time dating a “complete knucklehead”. Diane Sawyer then pressed her about the quote later on ABC and Gwynnie seemed By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 12:41 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Lost in the Twin Drama It is Maddox Jolie Pitt’s birthday today. And since everyone is losing their sh*t over the biological wonders, how about a little Maddox tribute, even though the MiniVan isn’t so much interested in the adopted one? Maddox as a baby with Mom rockin’ his Maddhawk. Maddox hanging By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 09:23 am
Would You Rather End the Rossum, Save the Child This picture makes my life. Thanks to all of you who sent it along. It’s Rossum this weekend wrapping her Rossumness around an innocent child at some party. As you can see, not even a 5 year old can handle the sugar rape. Obvious though what Emmy was up By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 08:45 am
Lindsay Lohan Lesbians > Nipples While the MiniVan Majority is deeply offended over a nipple, curiously enough, apparently it doesn’t mind lesbians. It’s when gay gets in the way of their fantasies – that’s when it becomes a problem, see? Which is why, sadly, the boys get shafted while the girls get accepted. By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 05:22 am
Parent Pimps The Silver Fox hates hags Anderson Cooper and Tom Ford. Together. Can you imagine? Sigh. Gay men are so evolved. Especially the ones who are ready and willing to cut a bitch down. Of course you’d expect this from Tom…but from the Silver Fox too? Please. He’s the son of Gloria Vanderbilt. By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 04:12 am
Dumbass The MiniVan hates nipples Eva Mendes stars in a new ad campaign for Calvin Klein. In the 30 second tv commercial, if you slow it down and play it back very, very, VERY meticulously, analysing every pixel, you can see a very brief glimpse of a nipple. At least they say you can. Here’ By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 03:55 am
Quiveration Feeling Better? Javier Bardem dropped out of Nine just after winning the Oscar for Best Supporting actor this year citing “exhaustion” as the reason, making way for Daniel Day Lewis to step into the singing dancing role. It’ll be a trip. Can’t wait. Javy has been very low profile during By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 03:29 am
Miley Cyrus The Mouth That Keeps Giving I understand that teens can’t stop taking pictures of themselves but this is beyond beyond. Another series of Miley Cyrus cell phone shots have been leaked, all featuring her beat-me mouth. Apparently 15 year olds think this looks good. Clearly it’s been 2 decades since I was 15. By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 06:17 am
Nicole Kidman The Desirable Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman is supposed to play some kind of hot socialite in Baz Luhrmann’s upcoming epic Australia…so in other words, it’s like the Matrix. A suspension of disbelief. I can do that. A few stills have been released from the film scheduled to premiere in November. Baz By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 05:04 am
Scarlett Johansson Scarjo Solo Ryan Reynolds has been spending some time at home in Vancouver with his family. Last week he was seen at The Cascade on Main and then on Friday night having dinner at an old favourite haunt in Kits. Am told he’s been hanging out with his brother. Scarlett Johansson By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 03:45 am
Hayden Panettiere Old lady with no feet 30 year old Hayden Panettiere last night at Teen Choice – short girl in a maxi dress, never my favourite. Because you can never see the feet. Weird, right? Like something could be living under there. Or Milo could be commanding her from there, ordering her around, telling her how to By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 03:21 am
Famewhores Choice Becks…and Posh too Oh yeah…her. David Beckham was named Choice Athlete at the Teen Choice Awards last night. He took his boys up on stage with him and little Cruz performed his breakdance. That child truly is his mother’s son, non? As you can see, Becks brought the mad hotness last By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Taupes on the campaign trail The Taupes and the Damons were in Miami this weekend at a fundraiser for Barack Obama. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner flew from LA on Friday specifically for the event, and squeezed in a visit with their besties Matt and Lucy who are also pregnant. Curiously enough, they had overlapping By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:34 am
Gorgessity It’s Back The Lopez. Totally bounced back post-twins in fine form… so why not leave the kids withthe nannyno one??? and enjoy a night out? Here’s JLo looking amazing Saturday night with Marc leaving Foxtail – perfect legs, perfect hair, killer dress, and finally a proper makeup artist after too many months By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:30 am
Bad Style Robo Androgynous I was wrong. When she wore skinnys last week, I was wrong in saying she could read, read what we’ve been saying about these jeans. Because the jeans are back. The jeans are here to stay. The Robobride androgynous jeans are now an intrinsic part of KatE Holmes. Just By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:19 am
