Quiveration Big Bond Bond opened big this weekend in North America, winning the box office handily with an estimated $70 million take, exceeding expectations and, in combination with its European grosses, earning over $300 million to date already. Needless to say – a resounding success and even before the holiday numbers start to come By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 01:53 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo floured It was London then Paris then back to London this weekend for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson as Lilo followed her lover from gig to gig – this is how she makes money these days. How they both make money actually. Sam is popular because of Lilo. Lilo gets paid to By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 01:41 am
Parent Pimps What She Knows vs What She Is When Duana guest posted during our trip to London, she wrote this article about the way they’re selling Britney – the same way they’ve sold her from the beginning. Cutesy and Disneyfied, sweetie pie voice, big smiles, and her head always tilted to the side attempting to evoke innocence By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 01:33 am
James Franco Milk! Winona Ryder at the Milk premiere last night LA. An old favourite. Secret I still hope she finds Joaquin Phoenix. Also – Sean and Robin Wright Penn looking happier than ever. And James Franco there to support his film too. In the wake of Prop 8 and the recent protests and By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 09:39 am
Maple Leaf He reads… But is he a genius? That’s the thesis of the article – new issue of Details, Keanu Reeves on the cover looking mildly waxy but still it’s nice to see his face beneath what seems to be a permanent scruff. Keanu is promoting the upcoming holiday blockbuster The Day By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 07:41 am
Girly Throw Downs Those bangs… Are the sh-ts. Does she know? Does Jessica know? That she’s not Heidi Klum? I don’t think she knows. Because we already know she has an inflated opinion of her abilities – physical and professional. This is Jessica Alba last night at the Black Ball, hanging out with By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 06:24 am
John Travolta No spray paint! Just the other day he was rockin’ a bald wig on the set with Jonathan Rhys Meyers. It looked super real but guess not. Here’s the flying gaygay today at Regis & Kelly showing off the real. And incredibly I can’t see any spray paint. Hair’s a By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 04:48 am
Famewhores It worked! Not too long ago, Madonna told Elle Magazine that "Posh and Becks are much more interesting (than me and Guy). “ Not too long ago, Victoria Beckham told Madonna she wanted to be her friend by getting photographed in a Madonna t shirt. Nothing exists in Posh’s world without By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 03:33 am
Douchebags Two douches on a carpet Last night, one carpet, two douchebags: Justin Timberlake and John Mayer at the Keep A Child Alive 5th Annual Black Ball in New York. Am surprised Shelfy didn’t beg and plead to tag along. Maybe Pip didn’t want her embarrassing him in front of Alicia Keys and Queen By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 03:19 am
Girly Throw Downs Give him a show! Seriously. What’s the hold up? Do it already. I would pay to watch Kanye West on a live feed just like those little puppies. Because every time he opens his mouth, the best smut comes flying out of it. There is no other. As for that pap skirmish this By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 02:49 am
Famewhores Go if you must, but leave the video please Goodbye Jolie? She says she’s quitting movies soon: "I don't plan to keep acting very long. I'm ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day." Something about raising her kids, spending time By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 01:59 am
Douchebags TV Girl's triumphant return It was a week that started low, continued to build, and ended on several high notes. Well done, Huvane. He turned his sh-t around, well done indeed. Because gone is the memory of Jennifer Aniston degrading herself at The Ivy, replaced by Jennifer Aniston’s tight ass body on By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 01:46 am
Cheese Cheese Toe Christmas Hello Kitty Mimi’s on the cover of the holiday issue of Redbook. As usual, because she’s generous like that, Mimi doles out some cheesy gems, including how she plans on celebrating Christmas with her new husband Nick Cannon. "I always get Santa lingerie, even if nobody sees By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 11:07 am
Maple Leaf Getting domestic Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson were photographed at his/their farmhouse the other day outside Toronto. They were then spotted Monday at Yorkdale Mall, with his mom, at Williams Sonoma and Pottery Barn. Many mall-goers have emailed to say that Rachel and Mother Christensen seemed very close, consulting with By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 09:52 am
Robert Downey-Jr Yeah baby! Entertainment Weekly has released its list of 25 Entertainers of the Year. And, not surprisingly, the magazine is MUCH closer to the target than that old windbag Barbara Walters and her 10 Most Fascinating. She did it, you know? She actually picked Tom Cruise. TOM CRUISE? What exactly has Tom By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 08:22 am
Break Ups Madge`s major league poet Ugh. Am still having a hard time accepting it. What Madonna could be doing with a loser like ARod. Maybe it’s his…poetry? So now she’s in high school falling for the douchey John Mayer type? WTF??? The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that Madge said of her By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 06:39 am
