Hook Ups Noah’s cap Clean cut and lean again, especially with that cap on, Ryan Gosling is revisiting Noah Calhoun. Cue collective sob from the lunatic McGoslings. Cue quivering from my loins! This is Ryan in LA Saturday. Yum. After spending an inordinate amount of time in Kiki’s trailer on the set of By Lainey • Jul 07, 2008 05:39 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze’s Push Present Is it just me or do these two go out of their way, constantly, to remind us that 1. they are married and 2. Granny Freeze has a hospitable uterus? During a concert in Nashville the other night, Keith Urban followed orders and dedicated the song Better Half to granny By Lainey • Jul 07, 2008 03:04 am
Famewhores Little Sci at the parade! Amazing, non? That people are still so naïve about the paps. Katie Holmes can’t sell tickets on Broadway, then new sets of photos of KatE with Little Sci are immediately released last week, culminating in these family shots of the Cruises in Telluride enjoying the Fourth of July parade By Lainey • Jul 07, 2008 02:36 am
Cheating Loins Her Madgesty the Homewrecker? The Madonna/A-Rod situation is getting out of control. Rodriguez’s wife, Cynthia, will reportedly file for divorce this morning in Miami and her attorney is already on the offensive, characterising A-Rod as a chronic philanderer, abusively unfaithful, and insisting that the Yankee third baseman is indeed having an affair By Lainey • Jul 07, 2008 02:24 am
Rafael Nadal Intro for Jul 07, 2008 Dear Gossips, Please would you indulge me a moment? Because I did it. 6 weeks ago I broke my arm. And still my incomparable trainer Hayley McGowan would not let me use the gimpy-ness to get out of Seek the Peak. So I "seeked" the peak. And it By Lainey • Jul 07, 2008 02:16 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The True Punk Ryan Adams likes to think he’s punk as f&ck. He should learn from little Maddox Pitt who is 7 years old. The kids have been visiting their mother in hospital on rotation. Here’s Maddox arriving today for some time alone with mom. Check out his blonde By Lainey • Jul 04, 2008 06:30 am
Girlcrushes Mandy Moore: single and striped First photos of Mandy Moore in New York after breaking up with that f&cking loser Ryan Adams. As you can see, on the outside anyway, Mandy does not seem to be suffering too badly from their split. Which is a good thing. Contrived pseudo artists are so unworthy By Lainey • Jul 04, 2008 05:46 am
Quiveration Some smarmy shame for your weekend? Every day Lara and I go back and forth on messenger. Lately, 60% of our conversations have been about Ed Westwick. Clarify – I should say 90% of HER conversation has been about Ed Westwick and I spent the rest of my time replying to her virtual groaning. Lara is currently By Lainey • Jul 04, 2008 04:56 am
Heath Ledger The Dark Knight > Everything Entertainment Weekly’s latest issue features Batman and the Joker and an inside look at the making of the Dark Knight, including director and co-star commentary on the late Heath Ledger in what could very well be only the 2nd performance to earn a posthumous Oscar. Beyond Ledger’s performance By Lainey • Jul 04, 2008 04:37 am
Emily Blunt Cheesy Perv on the Prowl Michael Bublé is back home in Vancouver, had dinner in Yaletown last night. The good news? He’s still humble enough to wait 40 minutes for a table at the Cactus Club. The pervy news? He eyef*cked the sh*t out of female patrons sitting all around him. Like By Lainey • Jul 04, 2008 04:09 am
Cover Girl Finale Exclusive Giveaway! Was so great to meet so many of you at the Cover Girl launch in Toronto at Forever 21! Photos have finally arrived and are attached. And Paul Venoit said it’s totally ok to do a smoky eye with red lips now. Will you try it for fall? If By Lainey • Jul 04, 2008 04:04 am
Douchebags Junior’s First Daughter Just got back from orthopaedics for a progress scan and rehab on my arm. Am not Tiger Woods. Will not be playing golf and winning the US Open 8 weeks after surgery. F*cking Mischa Barton. Anyway, an appointment at ortho is a long drawn out process. Waiting room, then By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 09:58 am
BFFs Inseparable at the casino I love that Matt Damon loves his wife Luciana. I’ve seen them together in person. They are adorable, they are real, they are amazing. But take it from someone who was practically born in a casino – the casino is no place for love. Here’s Matt at the Ante By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 07:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Other Twins in Italy While the Pitt double deities are getting all the attention, this is Jennifer Lopez in Italy with her babies on a boat in this exclusive photo sent in by Christine I. Little bonus gift to the Lopez crazy superfans who are mad at me because I"m too " By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 04:51 am
Frauds Homely Memories in Milwaukee! Thanks to Stacy A for the reminder! Remember Jennifer Aniston’s infamous pity party Vanity Fair article when she sniffled about Kimberly Stewart calling her “homely”? Back then it was a ploy for sympathy. Clearly the strategy has backfired. Because poor Jen will forever be known as poor Jen. Poor By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 04:44 am
Girly Throw Downs Insecure for life Oprah sells Jennifer Aniston as the epitome of the modern woman. But only for the MiniVan Majority. Because only the MiniVan would snap snap and support a girl who can’t stay cool in confrontation. Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson have more in common than just John Mayer. It was By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 04:00 am
