Gemma Arterton Russian Red! As mentioned the other day, am currently OBSESSED with Russians. Those who’ve screened Quantum of Solace say Olga Kurylenko is explosively sexy. Word is, between Bond girls in the new film, Olga > Gemma Arterton hands down and Olga certainly owned Gemma last night on the carpet. This red By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 02:50 am
Royals Very Princely Prince William and Prince Harry totally represented last night at Bond, personally inviting 200 sailors and airmen as their guests of honour to raise money for various military charities. The Young Royals spent time chatting amiably with their comrades and posing for pictures, both at ease and appearing to enjoy By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 02:33 am
Judi Dench M is for fierce bitch The Dame. Who else? This is Judi Dench last night at Bond – LOVE the bedazzled 007 tattoo at the nape of her neck and you will note, even her poppy has been tricked out! Bitch turns 74 in December. Doesn’t look a day over 60. And she’s currently By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 02:28 am
Quiveration He loves her so much I’ve seen Daniel Craig and Satsuki Mitchell together in person. I’ve seen the way he can’t let go of her hand. How he can’t walk a carpet without her. How he’s the one who’s kinda clingy. Not limp dick clingy but hot clingy. Incredibly By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 01:53 am
Douchebags Today’s AssTalk from Douchebag He’s been silent for so long I almost missed him. Then he started writing again and I’m sorry I ever said that. John Mayer, who else? John Mayer Douchebag has written for the Huffington Post and, as usual, what he’s produced is as Rossum as it gets. By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 09:09 am
Justin Timberlake Tom & Will declare themselves…and whisper together It’s the 2nd PSA following the highly successful Don’t Vote video. And there are a few hidden gems. Look for Tom Cruise and Will Smith whispering together looking awfully comfortable doing it. Tom also tries to be sarcastic. In the end he ends up the way he always By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 07:26 am
Bad Style Another reason not to eat Once upon a time, Armani was the man. Then he made the ugliest dress for Katie Holmes’s wedding and now most of the designs coming out of Armani Prive look like they’ve been inspired by Tina Knowles. It’s embarrassing. One blip of a bright light? Becks starring By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 07:15 am
Maple Leaf Interview on Triple C Triple C: Coffee, cigarettes… and coke? This is a very cranked up Shenae Grimes on the set of the new but not improved 90210 being interviewed about her current show and her old show. As you can see, she’s talking out of her veins. Need a nap just looking By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 05:39 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried in rehearsal We’re lucky these days if we see Britney papped once a week. She’s undercover, working hard, prepping for Circus…and it’s a super smart strategy. Chicken Fried Stupid finally not so stupid. Because what’s she doing is she’s posting photos on her own site instead. By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 05:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Archie in Canada LOVE the name Archie! LOVE Will Arnett and Amy Poehler! LOVE their low key but very elegant birth announcement the other day in the Globe & Mail, Canada’s oldest national daily paper – thanks Julia for sending! Archibald William Emerson Arnett… Cute, right? Good time to revisit the video below By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 03:28 am
Bad Style Porny at Macy’s She must be surrounded by backstabbers. Surrounded by them. How else can you explain? Why else would she walk out the door wearing this? The fur collar. And the wrap. And the silver. And the hair. Porny looks like a 50 year old divorcee, she looks like Ivanka Trump…WTF? By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 03:12 am
Frauds Old Bag out of touch Every year Barbara Walters puts together a list of the Top 10 Most Fascinating People. The show usually airs in late November or early December, the first position cloaked in secrecy until the very end. Last year the formidable JK Rowling occupied the top spot. This year, it’s very By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 03:07 am
Chills Chills Chills Shopping Shoes, Skinny Jeans, and Curvy Bums Jennifer Lopez went shopping yesterday with Leah Remini – as you can see, both wore comfortable shoes for the occasion. Then again, they really only have to walk half a block at a time…if that. It’s the best JLo’s looked in a while. Like old school Ben Affleck By Lainey • Oct 29, 2008 03:02 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Dry Bitter Melon Peels needs The Secret? Last month on my birthday I broke my goddess charm – a red string pendant I’ve worn around my neck for years. It was moldy and frayed and still, I had it with me on every occasion, even the dress up ones. And then I dropped it and it cracked By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 02:18 pm
Joaquin Phoenix Singing > Acting and Liv too? The most awkward, uncomfortable clip ever… a thousand times more so than The Office, UK version, because no one is more is better at creating those moments like Ricky Gervais. Except for Joaquin Phoenix. Only he’s for real. As mentioned earlier, JP was at a charity benefit last night By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 12:16 pm
Quiveration The Irishman with a cinched waist Duana’s Irish so she likes ‘em Irish. I’m a horny bitch so I like ‘em horny. Rarely do we share the same taste in boys but we find common ground in Colin Farrell. Hey baby, your waist is so small. Here he is today in Rome promoting Pride By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 09:13 am
