Robert Downey-Jr Shiloh, are you listening? Please merciful Shiloh, please spare the RDJ. Please don’t let the RDJ lose his cool. Please keep him clean but please don’t take away his edge. I worry. Check out Robert Downey Jr last night at the AFI event to honour Warren Beatty. He is the hotness, sure… By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 03:35 am
Douchebags Baby Balls Meets Golden Balls Pipsqueak and David Beckham at the Laker Game last night, quite obviously a meeting of the minds. Next to the Golden Balls, Pippy’s undropped handicap is all the more evident. But Becks is hot, isn’t it? As for Justin, didn’t see Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, which would By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 02:41 am
Famewhores All Class Now this has elegant written all over it. But what’s a girl to do? Especially when her meal ticket packs her up in the middle of the night and tells her to get the f&ck out? Sarah Larson is a scrappy girl. Having worked the scene in By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 01:37 am
Famewhores Taupe & Violet please everyone Jennifer Garner was never as popular when Alias was ON the air as she has been now that it’s OFF the air. Strange, non? That an actress’s value can increase even when she’s not working? This is the power of the MiniVan Majority. Because Taupe had Violet. By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 01:30 am
Girlcrushes Alicia to adopt…eventually Alicia Keys was in New York last night at the screening of We Are Together, a documentary about her trip to South Africa working with orphans in 2006. LOVE her. So much. She said the experience has led her to consider adoption, like Angelina Jolie: "I"ve always By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 01:24 am
Clown Star-crossed Skank Love Two scabs who can’t stay apart – Tommy Lee has revealed exclusively to Rolling Stone that he and Pamela Anderson are back together. She’s moved into the house with their sons and they’re trying to make it work… again. Kinda romantic, I guess. That after all these years, By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 01:18 am
Intro for Jun 13, 2008 Dear Gossips, The overwhelming consensus from screenings of The Love Guru this week is that it rocks. Not only does it not suck, it is hilarious… Mike’s best work in years. So… Get Smart will flop? Probably. Sadly. Sigh. I wrote the other day that as far as squeaks By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 01:11 am
Mary Kate Olsen Prunes are good for poo…and smiles! We’re all adults here so let’s not be squeamish. I have had experience with prunes. Prune juice is disgusting but they are very effective for those who have certain issues. I have had those issues my whole life. And we Chinese are weird. We like to suck on By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 06:45 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Lola’s Time is Coming The last time I wrote about Lourdes Leon I noted that she wants it. She’s tasted it next to her mother, and she will hunger for it in no time…if not already. Madonna gave an exclusive interview to Hello Canada and was asked about her daughter’s aspirations. By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 05:29 am
Eva Longoria ELP > SJP? What in the ass were they smoking at Forbes? Forbes has just released their Celebrity 100. Not surprisingly, Oprah checked in at #1. Angelina was #3 right behind Tiger at #2 who tees off at the US Open this morning and Brad finished #10. Will Oprah ever talk to Angelina? By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 03:40 am
Frauds Gran on the Runway? Word is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been asked to appear on Project Runway which could explain why she’s hitting the gym so much – to slim down as soon as possible after the baby arrives. That is if she’s really pregnant. I’m joking! She is TOTALLY pregnant! By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 03:12 am
Zune Exclusive Givewaway! Microsoft is jumping into the digital media player market and is introducing Zune, available in Canada starting tomorrow, Friday June 13th. Zune include mp3/video/photoplayer, wireless syncing and sharing capabilities, laser-engraved customization options, and an FM radio. Interested? I have TWO Zunes available to give away! Please send an By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 02:54 am
Douchebags No Shelf on the Carpet The PipWeasel last night on the carpet for the premiere of The Love Guru which – maybe it’s just me – looks like total ass. Even the trailer. Get Smart instead, ok? After all, Steve Carell deserves it more than Mike Myers. And at least Steve isn’t a crazy unfunny By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 02:44 am
Victoria Beckham The Day The Earth Stood Still...and Flat The Beckhams took their kids to Disneyland yesterday… Posh did NOT wear heels. You might say – so what? Who wears heels to Disneyland? Actually… SHE has worn heels to Disneyland. She did it last year. What’s with the flipflops then? And the baggy ass jeans? Is it possible that By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 02:23 am
Brad Pitt The Brad Complex This is Chris Martin on the cover of Rolling Stone promoting Coldplay’s latest Viva La Vida. Surprisingly enough, Chris, who adamantly refuses to discuss his wife Gwyneth Paltrow, actually alludes to her past relationship with Brad Pitt. When discussing ambition and where he finds inspiration, Chris said: "You& By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 02:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Angie Talks Pitt Porn! Am all hot and bothered just reading this article…can you imagine watching them in person? Just being? Simply touching each other on a red carpet? The Pitt Porn? Damn. Said it before, will say it again: World Peace vs. Being in their Bedroom Don’t lie. You’d make By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 10:10 am
