Lindsay Lohan Birthday Bib It’s Lilo’s birthday today – 22 now and what a difference a year makes. Or does it? Last year she was partying in Malibu, just before her third stint in rehab. This year she’s in love with Samantha Ronson, working hard on a film set, and, for the By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 12:50 pm
Parent Pimps Taupe and Violet smiling Taupe and Violet out and about today… and is it just me or is Jennifer Garner a little bigger ‘round the bust area? Jennifer Garner isn’t known for being chesty. These photos should give the bump nuts even more reason to flap, non? Once again, to reiterate, she and By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 11:05 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci lends a hand KatE Holmes Cruise will appear on Broadway in All My Sons in September. Remember Mario Lopez had to be ordered to vacate the theatre to make room for everyone coming from the Church of Scientology? The problem is… Katie Holmes doesn’t sell. Tickets are not moving and many are By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 09:53 am
Break Ups Mandy’s terrible taste Mandy Moore is a lovely, lovely celebrity. Bit contrived of late with all the introspection and sh*t, but in relation to her peers, Mandy is a doll. She also doesn’t starve herself and eats like a normal person. Love her. Which is why it sucks that she has, By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 07:54 am
Quiveration AD > Friends F*CK! Apparently all that talk about an Arrested Development movie is “premature”, despite Jeffrey Tambor’s recent remarks that the film version of the criminally underrated show is imminent. Entertainment Weekly reports that we’re still a long, long way from making it a reality and Jason Bateman, when By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 07:15 am
Baby and Bump Obsession How Many Weeks??? Even the hardest corest Brangelunatic would be hard pressed to defend this one. The most gratuitous media-grab ever. A press conference that gave away only one tantalising clue. The Pitts are always in control, see? Angelina Jolie’s doctor addressed the media just minutes ago, confirming that his patient was By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 05:14 am
Karl Lagerfeld Moose Knuckle is not Demode On our way back from our Bainbridge Island mini-vacay yesterday, we stopped at Seattle Premium Outlets to do a little shopping. Place is a Chinese paradise. Labels everywhere. Even the public announcements are recorded in Mandarin. My people love Burberry. True story: as I was picking through picked over items By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 04:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Ashlee peach And pregnant! And very, very beautiful. This is Ashlee Simpson leaving a friend’s house yesterday in a maxi dress with huge baby boobs and very red hair. What’s up with all you bump obsessed insisting that expectant mothers shouldn’t colour their hair? Don’t tell me that’ By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 04:17 am
Gwyneth Paltrow SJP Wannabe I’ll be there for you, when the rain starts to fall… The Daily Mail* is reporting that all six Friends are on board and that the show will be made into a movie sequel, a la Sex & the City, because Jennifer Aniston saw what the movie did for By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 03:45 am
Frauds No Nanny on Tour? Superfans take crazy to a whole new level. And it’s not just the Brangelunatics. The McGoslings were nuts, the Ebola victims are completely f&cked, and JLo too has an army of ardent worshippers who believe every word out of her mouth. Like a few weeks ago when By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 03:38 am
Break Ups Madge in control It doesn’t matter that they came to the brink. And it doesn’t matter that she met with Fiona Shackleton. What matters now is that Madonna is controlling the message. And the message right now is that Guy Ritchie was summoned to her side for damage control, and that By Lainey • Jul 02, 2008 03:22 am
Quiveration Bateman Quiveration Is it just me or is Jason Bateman in, like, every movie? Seriously, since Arrested Development was cancelled (wrong!) the man has not stopped. Jason stars alongside Charlize Theron and Will Smith in Hancock, showed up at the premiere last night looking hotter than ever. Bateman’s always been a By Lainey • Jul 01, 2008 05:05 am
Sports Six Weeks… And still together. Evidently both Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are still enthralled with the game. And, of course, with each other. The two are currently in LA, all like domestical and sh*t, going to a bakery in the morning, picking up household items in the afternoon, and then By Lainey • Jul 01, 2008 05:03 am
BFFs Will without Tom They make a point of supporting each other on almost every occasion, but it was a Tom-less Will Smith last night at the LA premiere of Hancock. To make up for the Tom’s absence, Will took over his persona – hootin’ and hollerin’ like a man possessed, every action, every By Lainey • Jul 01, 2008 04:56 am
Break Ups For A-Rod? Really? Him? Us Weekly is reporting that Alex Rodriguez has been making clandestine visits up to Madonna’s New York apartment suggesting that a romance with A-Rod is what’s driving her to leave Guy Ritchie. The evidence? Jack McCoy would say it’s very circumstantial: Rodriguez was seen at By Lainey • Jul 01, 2008 04:52 am
Intro for Jul 01, 2008 Dear Gossips, It’s Canada’s birthday today! As such, posting will be light. Am headed home after three days mini holiday and in the interest of full disclosure, must stop into the casino first to get my money back. Posting resumes regular schedule tomorrow. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. By Lainey • Jul 01, 2008 04:49 am
