New Strawberries Suck My brilliant friend Dean just sent this out a few minutes ago – as they’re wont to do with everything these days, Strawberry Shortcake has received a modern makeover. Dean’s accompanying words were: Strawberry Shortcake is back, new tv show and movie, and EATING DISORDER? Seriously… I hate her. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 09:51 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Prettier than Ever Minnie Driver today on the NY set of Motherhood starring Uma Thurman – lovely makeup, hair beautifully blown out… she’s never looked prettier. Will always think of her fondly from Good Will Hunting. It’s one of those movies I always watch if I come across it on tv on By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 07:55 am
Jessica Alba Truth in Typos Thanks to Lisa D for sending this along – the Alba bitch’s birth announcement in a local newspaper. Best. Typo. Ever. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 07:19 am
Dumbass How’s This for Ungrateful? Katherine Heigl, our favourite sanctimonious bitch who can’t shut the f&ck up, has announced with great fanfare that she has taken her name out of the running for Emmy consideration. This is her statement: “I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 06:30 am
Kate Hudson Kate Shampoo Kate Hudson heading to The View today in a gorgeous off white dress looking blonde and bubbly. Kate’s been pimping her own line of organic shampoo around town – ad is attached. Stella McCartney, one of Kate’s besties, also has her own line of animal friendly skincare though my By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 05:33 am
Katy Perry Ask Katy Perry I kissed a girl and I liked it… the kiss of her cherry chapstick. True. Madonna loved Ur So Gay. Me too! Am talking to Katy Perry in an hour. She’s promoting her debut album One of the Boys. Have a question? Send now! See below if you haven’ By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 04:50 am
Frauds Granny Freeze: Fitness Never Stops Granny Freeze has not let herprosthetic pregnancy get in the way of working out. This is Nicole Kidman with Keith Urban in Nashville yesterday at the gym. She’s like 8 months and I’m still fatter! As fraud as she is though, can’t really fault her for this. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 04:23 am
Angelina Jolie Mending Fences Angelina Jolie said in the current issue of Vanity Fair that she and her father Jon Voight are speaking again but not rushing into a full blown reconciliation: “We are going to try to get to know each other and maybe try not to be this daddy and daughter, but By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 03:26 am
Break Ups Something to Celebrate? Guy Ritchie hit up the Whiskey Mist Bar in Mayfair last night looking buoyed and surprisingly upbeat for someone at the centre of a divorce rumour. Then again, if it’s true that Madge married him without a pre-nup, of course he’d be chuffed as they say. Madonna’s By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 03:11 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Marky Mark to marry Mark Wahlberg last night in New York for the premiere of The Happening. It was announced earlier this week that Marky and his baby mother were expecting their third child. He also called Rhea Durham his “future wife” last night on the carpet, finally willing to make it official. Funny By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 02:20 am
Jessica Simpson My Friend Jess in New York As I said the other day, because her family keeps failing her, because her gay keeps failing her, because she has no real friends, let’s do her a solid. Let’s be her friend. Jessica Simpson needs friends. Last night she arrived in NYC from Dallas presumably to start By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 05:22 am
Quiveration Want James Now James McAvoy at the German premiere of Wanted. His co-star is currently hiding out somewhere in France protecting the two future saviours of humanity. As such, James is doing part of the publicity tour for the movie on his own. Not that there’s a complaint. None at all. Just By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 04:42 am
Dumbass Bros Before Hos Is that what they say? Duana was trying to remember the female equivalent last week. It came to her in the end: Chicks before dicks. But this is about Bromance… and Brody Jenner has just landed his own show on MTV, auditioning “regular” boys to be his new BFF by By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 03:53 am
The 3rd Annual Smut Soiree! In Toronto, there’s no party like a Society party and for the 3rd year in a row, LaineyGossip.com is partnering with The Society for the Smut Soiree! Last year we took over the Roots Flagship on Bloor. This year, since it is all about the gossip, we’re By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 03:26 am
Milo Ventimiglia Short Looks Older? Hayden Panettiere has chopped off her locks. Check her out, trying to rock the Posh the other night heading to the Kanye West show. You likey? Me no likey. The forehead, you know? Having said that, there is an advantage to taking it short: she looks much older. She looked By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 03:02 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo, SamRo, and Lily Relief! Hollywood’s hottest couple survives. After a quick trip to Montreal for a gig, Samantha Ronson was back in Lindsay Lohan’s arms yesterday, visiting her on set of Labour Pains. Look at that body language. Sexy non? The two quickly became inseparable again and last night hooked up By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 02:47 am
