Quiveration The Men of Mamma Mia Mamma Mia: Meryl Streep, who is of a certain age, at the heart of a three man romantic intrigue. Yes… it’s a Hollywood movie. Can you believe it? Can you believe they’d make a movie about adults over 18? Here are two of those 3 men, both completely By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 01:28 pm
Meryl Streep The Meryl Wears Red This is Meryl Streep, the one and only, in London tonight for the premiere looking ravishing in red, and Louboutins too!, on the carpet. Meryl Streep in Mamma Mia. That’s all. Photos from Wenn.com By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 10:26 am
Famewhores Shelfy Blogs! Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has joined us on the blogs! As is the case with everything Shelfy sets her ass to, the primary focus behind her first blog entry was to share with the world an update on her career, including the four film projects she’s pipweasled her ass By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 10:18 am
Frauds The Straw, the Camel The nail in the coffin. I loved Will Smith. Like many of you, I willingly, gladly helped Will become the King of the Fourth of July. Will Smith is arguably the world’s most profitable superstar. But now Will Smith is not only a friend of Tom Cruise, he has By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 08:57 am
Famewhores The Unsubtle Famewhore By now it’s no secret, not even to the MiniVan Majority – there is only one reason to go the Ivy. And it isn’t the food. This is why usually at the Ivy, it’s B list at best. But check out Christina Aguilera the other day, creating a By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 08:35 am
Famewhores Not so subtle afterall People.com originally insisted for the benefit of the MiniVan that its poster girl Jennifer Aniston was determined to keep her relationship with John Mayer private and, as such, went to great measures to avoid being photographed with him in London. Really? I called her subtle earlier. Not so much. By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 08:31 am
Famewhores The Subtle Famewhore On a weekend when Angelina Jolie’s Wanted exceeded opening expectations without even walking a carpet to promote the film, Jennifer Aniston tried to counter with a famewhore tactic of her own. As you know, John Mayer played several stops in London and Jen flew out to join him last By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 07:37 am
Ben Affleck The Taupes are fine And they’re engaging the paps to convince you of it. As I always say – gossip is a buffet. The smut is laid out, your choice what goes on your plate. There were rumours last week that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have found themselves in the Madonna/Guy Ritchie By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 07:17 am
Quiveration Quiver Quantum No doubt you’ve seen the new Bond trailer…and if you haven’t, these are the stills that are quivering loins everywhere. Laura texted me this morning on this holiday weekend (the message title was "OH MY F&CKING") aching in her lady parts. She’s By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 07:07 am
Famewhores Hot Becks in DC, Cold Posh in LA The LA Galaxy played DC United on Saturday – temperatures soared so Becks had to take his top off. Pity non? As always, David Beckham is the hotness. But … is it just me or is he looking a little lean? Speaking of SHE… While Becks travelled with the team, Posh stayed By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 06:56 am
Gorgessity Rihanna on a Bloat Day Please. On anyone else this striped little jumpsuit is a disastrous frump. Can you imagine Jessica Simpson? But it’s Rihanna. Rihanna can wear almost anything. She was shopping in Hollywood yesterday on what constitutes for her a casual day. Or even a bloated day. This is what a bloat By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 09:22 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Good Hair, Crazy Eyes Coldplay performed on The Today Show this morning… here’s Chris Martin showing off a thick head of hair. Good hair. Apple and Moses will grow up with good hair too. As for his eyes… time to play the funnest game: Photo Assumption! When we make like the tabloids and By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 09:03 am
Quiveration Becks & Iker: Love Story So I’m like super hardcore into figure skating. Can’t get enough of it. In 2002 during Salt Lake, I along with many other Canadians was full on obsessed with the Salé & Pelletier controversy. Obsessed. To the point of being a f&cking loser. Remember their performance? By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 05:53 am
Gorgessity B Casual, B Cool Beyonce is SO beautiful. SOOOO beautiful. The problem with Beyonce is that her style sense comes out of her ass. And her mother’s head. Which is why when she’s on a carpet, she more often than not looks budget tacky stupid. But check out B at the airport By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 04:52 am
Break Ups Silent Liz As you know, all of London is buzzing about a Madonna divorce. She is rumoured to have met with Fiona Shackleton who also represented Prince Charles and more recently Paul McCartney in his nasty split from that lying golddigger Heather Mills. The same report is suggesting that Madge may have By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 04:02 am
Nicole Richie Prunes at Letterman MK was on Letterman last night to promote her movie The Wackness during which she has a love scene with that sexy beast Ben Kingsley. As you can see, she brought her prune smile along for the visit. In fact, I think she brought extra prunes along for the visit. By Lainey • Jun 27, 2008 03:13 am
