Bad Style Tina Makes Hair too? All too familiar with her tacky ass dress designs… now is Tina Knowles designing weave too? This is Solange Knowles, B’s sister, last night on the carpet at the BET Awards. The hair…. What.The.Ass is up with that hair??? Why is everything so cheap? Why did she By Lainey • Jun 25, 2008 03:01 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Anything is an improvement After seeing the Worst.Taupe.Ever the other day, plain black looks amazing. Anything but that horrible housefrock. Ew! This is Jennifer Garner leaving a restaurant in Brentwood yesterday. I know you love it even though I hate it… so obsess away. Analyse that thing until you can see a By Lainey • Jun 25, 2008 02:42 am
Rihanna Ciara ain’t no RiRi BET Awards went down in LA last night – En Vogue!?!?!? Here are Chris Brown and Rihanna on the carpet… separately, but together. Love them. So much. Seriously… Rihanna is exquisite. See clip of Chris’s performance below – at the end Ciara came out and they danced and she tried to By Lainey • Jun 25, 2008 02:35 am
Douchebags Troy Dyer 2008 1995/1996. Reality Bites was my life. Final year of university, no clue what to do, a lifelong obsession with Winona Ryder, I smoked cigarettes incessantly, cut my hair like her shag, wore baggy dresses over tank tops and chucks, never went to class, and videotaped the last 3 months By Lainey • Jun 25, 2008 01:47 am
Douchebags Jen’s Piece Looks Young and Hot John Mayer yesterday heading out of Amsterdam, presumably en route to England to hook up with Jennifer Aniston. Hate to say but he looks hot with his short fresh haircut. Hot and young. Which of course only works in her favour. As you’ve read from all the stories in By Lainey • Jun 25, 2008 01:43 am
BFFs The Cutest Nicole and MK too For someone with all that money, MK is pretty sh*t at keeping her sh*t undercover. I don’t use MySpace etc so maybe I’m missing something but I don’t understand why there isn’t some kind of security function that locks down your personal photos. And By Lainey • Jun 24, 2008 10:38 am
Famewhores Naomi Watts: Beautiful But Bought? She looked lovely last night at that Donald Trump opening, am all over the dress…but Naomi Watts is not Demi Moore. Or Nicole Kidman. Naomi Watts is Naomi Watts. So why is she hanging out with Trump? Why is she showing up on his carpet? Does it bug you By Lainey • Jun 24, 2008 07:20 am
Douchebags Sean Fashionisto - you are not Tom Ford Sit DOWN Sean Avery! The most despicable man in hockey spent several weeks interning at Vogue and now reckons he"s Tom Ford. However, the fashionisto f*cker got all dolled up the other day for an REM concert in head to toe black with a matching pageboy cap By Lainey • Jun 24, 2008 05:42 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Face or Body? My girls and I had a giggle about this the other day. Of course we were obsessing over some girl we’d met earlier – so thin but so old. But not really that old. It’s the Face or Body Dilemma. As you age, you have a choice: stay a By Lainey • Jun 24, 2008 05:21 am
Robert Downey-Jr RDJ and his Jr. RDJ was with his son Indio yesterday in West Hollywood browsing at a book store looking healthy and relaxed… so much better than when we saw him last time wearing too much makeup, looking as many of you suggested like David Gest. Ew! RDJ will be kicking off heavy promotion By Lainey • Jun 24, 2008 03:15 am
Douchebags Pippy Le Pew Pipsqueak popped up in Paris yesterday to do a little shopping. Shelfy was not with him in person but, as usual, she was soon present in spirit, as rumours started circulating in America almost immediately that Justin picked up a bauble or two for her. Jessica Biel’s publicist never By Lainey • Jun 24, 2008 02:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mrs Martin in the House Gwyneth Paltrow pictured here leaving the Coldplay afterparty in the West Village. But of course she and Chris departed separately – don’t you know? Anything to avoid being photographed together, right? Sigh. Sometimes my best friend needs to sit DOWN too. But this is not what you’re fixated on, By Lainey • Jun 24, 2008 02:22 am
Charlize Theron They Came for Coldplay Coldplay performed a free show at Madison Square Garden last night for fans and many celebrity guests including my Kiki Dunst, Ed Burns, Charlize Theron, and Helena Christensen. Wonder how many of those jackets he had made…? Word is they were spirited but the live vocals aren’t quite there By Lainey • Jun 24, 2008 01:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession David Banda at the ball game! Madonna took her kids to the Yankee game yesterday – David Banda came along too! He’s a cutie, non? Madge was there with some friends, probably a nanny, her bodyguards, and her manager Guy Oseary… but no Guy Ritchie. She is said to be cranking it up hardcore in preparation By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 07:36 am
Quiveration Wanting the Wanted Will you see Wanted? Wanted opens on Friday – a departure for James McAvoy from what we’re used to seeing from him. And he makes out hardcore with Angelina Jolie. Yum. More yum… James and Anne-Marie Duff in Soho on Saturday, hand in hand, arm in arm. Sigh. The more By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 06:56 am
Bad Style Worst. Taupe. Ever They say that we are too hard on celebrities… that once in a while, since we are allowed to look like schlubs, celebrities should be allowed to look like schlubs. That we should be more kind and forgiving when they walk around wearing ass. I agree… to a point. Because By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 05:44 am
