Baby and Bump Obsession Can you imagine her in labour? It’s just one of many reasons why I’ve boarded up my womb and am guarding it with a pit bull… labour seems downright f&cking medieval. The pain I mean. So the Jessica and her husband had their baby girl this weekend at Cedars-Sinai. Given that it By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 01:51 am
Clown Ebola - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!! It’s a day late but since I don’t post on weekends, pretend it’s June 8th and play along. Do you remember what happened a year ago? Do you remember the happiest, smuttiest, best day ever??? Do you remember laughing at your desk? Running with joy down the By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 01:46 am
Douchebags Pippy Putts It hurts me to post these. It hurts to look at my golf clubs collecting dust in the closet. Just before breaking my arm, I had finally figured out my short game. Was supposed to break 100 this season. Many times. F*cking Mischa Barton. This is Justin Timberlake in By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 09:55 am
Melanie Griffith The Next Generation This is Dakota Johnson. She is the daughter of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson. You might remember her as Miss Golden Globe 2006. I remember her because she looked kinda cracked out that night and terribly, terribly skinny. So it’s no surprise now that Dakota is now modelling. Recently By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 08:19 am
Ryan Reynolds Who’s Wearing More Foundation? Received an email from someone months ago with this observation and since then have been able to see nothing else. Ryan Reynolds wears So.Much.Foundation. Have you seen Definitely, Maybe? Seriously, there’s so much packed in there it’s almost distracting. Not quivering. At all. As you know, By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 05:49 am
Mandy Moore Mandy Holding Hands Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams walked hand and hand through NYC yesterday. Almost forgot they were dating though I suppose it makes sense. Certainly explains her little “bell jar” phase. Mandy won the Breakthrough Award at the MTV Movie Awards a few years ago for A Walk to Remember…remember? By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 05:34 am
Sports Kicking off the Country Campaign It’s been brewing for a while but Jessica Simpson’s courtship of the country circuit is moving into a more aggressive stage. She showed up in Nashville and surprised fans with an impromptu autograph session at the CMA Music Festival Block Party on Wednesday and sampled some local nightlife By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 04:50 am
Ebola Victims Another Maybe Gaybe Has a Baby Vin Diesel has a girlfriend?!? Vin Diesel had a baby?!? Even more shocking… there are people who actually STILL care? Amazingly enough, yes…though these days it’s fewer and fewer. This is why he has to make yet another Fast and Furious movie. But if Ebola Paris Hilton can By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 03:57 am
Douchebags Carb Face & Abbie Go Public Last night at the Australian in Film Breakthrough Awards, Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish arrived together – their first time in public as a couple. Apparently they were sweet and loving and he had his arm around her and as you would expect, because this was reported in People, they seemed By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 03:40 am
Girlcrushes Little Nicole, Big Shoes Nicole Richie headed to a meeting yesterday in skinny jeans and very, very high heels. Sigh. I love her. And lately I seem to be obsessed with her nose. Nicole Richie has a great nose. I have a hawk nose. I wish I could replace my hawk nose with Nicole’ By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 03:29 am
Bad Style Gerry’s Paparazzi Day The Newroom is down the street from The Ivy on Robertson. If you’re eating on Robertson, you’re there for a reason: you want to be seen. It is an indisputable fact. Why hang out with the paps when there are so many other, and better!, places to eat By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 03:10 am
Famewhores The Brange Ultimatum So here we are… June 6, 2008. Still no official word that the Wonder Twins have been activated though the rumour of the day is that Angelina and Brad will be heading to Marseilles. Absolutely no foundation for this, save for French reporters scouring their entire nation for the best By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 02:52 am
Famewhores The Brange Supremacy The more talk of a conspiracy, the more intrigue and anticipation. When are They coming? The world is waiting. Waiting and watching and growing more anxious and foaming at the mouth and all of it serves as proper justification… Word is, there was some hesitation over the price tag of By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 02:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Brange Conspiracy It was a week ago that Entertainment Tonight confirmed that Angelina Jolie had given birth to twin girls. A week ago that the Brange reps denied ET’s report and since then a full scale investigation has been launched into the “conspiracy” that prompted one of the safest, most mainstream, By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 02:46 am
Bad Style Niagara Falls Wedding Have you been to Niagara Falls? If you’ve been, you know that one of the most popular tourist attractions is the barrel photo - a picture taken of you inside a barrel perched in front of the falls made to look like you’re going down. There’s a By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 09:07 am
Tom Ford A Good Gay Maintains His Brows Tom Ford popped in for a plucking today at Anastasia. But of course. Anastasia is said to be the best eyebrow stylist, like, ever. Would expect nothing less for this hot piece who seems to be spending more and more time in LA these days. I hear he’s working By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 08:20 am
