Ebola Victims Shiloh Has Mercy We asked…and we received. Hollywood was buzzing this morning after photos surfaced of Ebola Paris Hilton wearing a little bump after dinner last night. Given that she has been hellbent on spawning her disease, pregnancy speculation spread far and wide, not unlike her legs. A sigh of relief. Ebola’ By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 07:28 am
Douchebags Pippy’s Balls Pulled Back I reported earlier that Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake’s people were trying to force through a contract obliging journalists covering the Love Guru junket to report only what they approved. According to Sharon Waxman the studio has since backed down in the face of mounting resistance. In other words, Pippy got By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 07:13 am
Victoria Beckham Hot Becks Bow Tie No Diddy Yum. David Beckham at the Gordon Ramsay opening last night, as usual, quivering my loins in a bow tie and a waistcoat with pants that fit perfectly. While Becks was in Los Angeles Victoria was in New York. Something about meetings with Conde Nast, probably trying to grovel her way By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 05:25 am
Brenda 2008 This is Shenae Grimes – the 2008 iteration of Brenda on the new 90210. Shenae turned up in Toronto yesterday to promote the show at the Global TV Upfronts with Rob Estes who is so much hotter than Jim Walsh. HELLO! You know Shenae from Degrassi. As you can see…she’ By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 04:27 am
Douchebags Sit DOWN Justin Timberlake Seriously … sit your Pip ass DOWN! I call it Small Ball Syndrome. Not unlike Napoleon Syndrome. You know how they say short dudes overcompensate for their vertical challenges by going overboard on toughness and aggression? Well since Pipsqueak’s balls have only partially dropped, it’s like he’s trying By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 03:01 am
Clown Shiloh Have Mercy Remember, this piece of sh*t never takes a picture without a purpose. So even if she isn’t pregnant, she certainly wants you thinking she is. Because pregnancy is the new craze. Nine months of attention and then a huge spotlight on an innocent child that she would no By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 02:35 am
Sports Pimping > Parenting Obviously it sucks for her love life… but it’s also f*cking embarrassing. To have the reputation that not only can she not hold a man, she needs daddy to hold on to him for her, and as always, at the heart of it all, a father who cannot By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 02:26 am
Brad Pitt I’m With Jen… But just on this. Jennifer Aniston, that is. Remember when she and Brad Pitt split she said that one of the upsides was that she could finally buy a comfortable couch, given that for Brad, art doesn’t necessary mean comfort? It appears his tastes haven’t changed since his By Lainey • Jun 04, 2008 12:01 pm
I Was a Simon I’ve chosen to be childless. One of the dilemmas of the childless shrew is the social calendar. Although my girls would totally welcome me at their mommy and baby gatherings, since I’ve chosen not to have one, why would I want to be surrounded by them? On the By Lainey • Jun 04, 2008 09:20 am
Kids Writing Books Experiencing midweek blues? Perfect time to feel badly about yourself. Unfortunately I’m not about to offer a solution. This is your warning to skip ahead. Her name is Catherine Banner. She was 14 when she wrote this book. Now 19, it has finally been published, on sale today in By Lainey • Jun 04, 2008 08:49 am
Tori Spelling The Best Angles Find the Best Hair You know I’ve been saying it for months: under the right light, when she’s rockin’ her best angles, my Rumey is not ugly. With a new hair cut at a length that’s just so, Rumer Willis is finally proving that she’s actually straight up cute. See? By Lainey • Jun 04, 2008 07:29 am
Elizabeth Grant Cannes Exclusive Giveaway!!! My broken arm seriously hampered the swag hunt but I’d be remiss if there was nothing to offer you as thanks for continuing to visit the site even when I was one-hand blogging…which is why, exclusive to LaineyGossip.com, it’s the Cannes Swag Giveaway featuring Elizabeth Grant By Lainey • Jun 04, 2008 05:10 am
Famewhores Mr & Mrs Junior Loser This made my life. Thanks to Catherine for sending. Tori Spelling and that golddigging piece of sh*t she married are promoting a new season of their dumbass reality show. Apparently neither can get booked on the regular publicity circuit. As such, they’ve had to resort to this: hiring By Lainey • Jun 04, 2008 03:22 am
Sports Kate Supporting Stella They’ve been friends for a long time. You know that Oscar monstrosity Kate wore to the Oscars was designed by Stella who was with Chloe at the time, right? Do you remember? Now that is true friendship. So it was no surprise to see Kate Hudson yesterday at the By Lainey • Jun 04, 2008 02:39 am
Clown Mischa Found She has skipped out on almost all of her press obligations to promote that tAtu movie she made. She’s been called out by the producers for her unprofessional attitude. She disappeared for a week to lay low during previously scheduled commitments. But worry not, gossips. Mischa Barton is fine By Lainey • Jun 04, 2008 02:36 am
Break Ups George likes 3 Sara Larson is reportedly heart broken over her split with George Clooney. Fox News claims she was given no notice, asked to leave right away, pack up her stuff from his mansion in LA, and immediately flew back to Las Vegas to lick her wounds. George on the other hand. By Lainey • Jun 03, 2008 08:15 am
