Baby and Bump Obsession Marky Mark to marry Mark Wahlberg last night in New York for the premiere of The Happening. It was announced earlier this week that Marky and his baby mother were expecting their third child. He also called Rhea Durham his “future wife” last night on the carpet, finally willing to make it official. Funny By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 02:20 am
Jessica Simpson My Friend Jess in New York As I said the other day, because her family keeps failing her, because her gay keeps failing her, because she has no real friends, let’s do her a solid. Let’s be her friend. Jessica Simpson needs friends. Last night she arrived in NYC from Dallas presumably to start By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 05:22 am
Quiveration Want James Now James McAvoy at the German premiere of Wanted. His co-star is currently hiding out somewhere in France protecting the two future saviours of humanity. As such, James is doing part of the publicity tour for the movie on his own. Not that there’s a complaint. None at all. Just By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 04:42 am
Dumbass Bros Before Hos Is that what they say? Duana was trying to remember the female equivalent last week. It came to her in the end: Chicks before dicks. But this is about Bromance… and Brody Jenner has just landed his own show on MTV, auditioning “regular” boys to be his new BFF by By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 03:53 am
The 3rd Annual Smut Soiree! In Toronto, there’s no party like a Society party and for the 3rd year in a row, LaineyGossip.com is partnering with The Society for the Smut Soiree! Last year we took over the Roots Flagship on Bloor. This year, since it is all about the gossip, we’re By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 03:26 am
Milo Ventimiglia Short Looks Older? Hayden Panettiere has chopped off her locks. Check her out, trying to rock the Posh the other night heading to the Kanye West show. You likey? Me no likey. The forehead, you know? Having said that, there is an advantage to taking it short: she looks much older. She looked By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 03:02 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo, SamRo, and Lily Relief! Hollywood’s hottest couple survives. After a quick trip to Montreal for a gig, Samantha Ronson was back in Lindsay Lohan’s arms yesterday, visiting her on set of Labour Pains. Look at that body language. Sexy non? The two quickly became inseparable again and last night hooked up By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 02:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Junior Pay Day! Kevin Federline Junior added to his net worth yesterday as wife Tori Spelling delivered their second child – a girl they called Stella Doreen. Tori went in yesterday for a scheduled c-section as confirmed by her publicist. Stella’s arrival sets up Junior for life and it is a testament to By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 02:21 am
Break Ups Her Madgesty’s Divorce? Holy Moly is reporting exclusively that Madonna met with kick ass divorce lawyer Nicholas Mostyn QC several days ago and has initiated divorce proceedings. This falls in line with what I reported back in March - that the marriage was over ages ago and would be officially over once the By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 02:07 am
Clown Canadian Work Ethic By Hollywood standards, Pamela Anderson is not stinking rich. In fact, she’s probably closer to broke ass. This is why Canada’s filthiest scab has to resort to hiring herself out to parties for a paltry $100K. $100K is a lot of money for us… it’s chump change By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 12:13 pm
Chris Martin For the Few Who lose it for Thom Yorke, for so many who lose it for Radiohead. Did you watch Coldplay on The Hour on Friday? The hour-long special is now on the site. Of course Chris Martin had to mention Radiohead. Of course he did. Because he always does. Chris Martin worships By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 11:56 am
Royals Hot Harry, a Horse, Chelsy, and a Beagle! Hot Harry playing polo yesterday still workin’ a little beer pudge especially around the chin but who cares when he’s on a horse? Harry on a Horse is the Hottest! Hot Harry on a Horse was accompanied by his girlfriend Chelsy who, after a brief split, is now steadfastly By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 07:39 am
Dumbass Don’t Call Him Diddy Oh make up your f&cking mind!!! When I was 20, for some reason I had it in my head that my Chinese name was lame. I was playing a lot of mahjong back then, late night gambling sessions with the Hong Kong Hello Kitty crowd in university, listening By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 07:19 am
Blind Riddles Why He’s Single It was an unexpected split. Many were led to believe erroneously, me included, that their end had more to do with his machinations than with hers. As it turns out however the reason behind the break up was the dreaded OverReach. What sent him scrambling were comments like this, dropped By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 06:30 am
Clown Karma Poo Mischa Barton, the twat who caused my broken arm, showed up at the Time for Heroes celebrity carnival to benefit The Elizabeth Glaser Pediatic Aids Foundation embarrassingly overdressed. It was a CARNIVAL. Most people wore casual summer dresses and/or jeans. Mischa turns up with a glitzy Chanel bag and By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 03:54 am
Edward Norton Ed & Liv & The Incredible Hulk The premiere was last night… here are the two stars of the film on the green carpet – Ed looking hotter than he has since Salma Hayek and Liv bright in blue is total gorgessity. But… because she’s wearing a baggy dress, no doubt the dreaded dumb bumpwatch will begin By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 03:10 am
