Marcus and Friends (dogs) Dog Whisperer Book Giveaway! It’s the Ultimate Episode Guide to Cesar’s show indexed according to breed and behavioural problem. Thanks to the Dog Whisperer, my husband now thinks he’s like the Polish Cesar Milan. Even though our dog is still an asshole. His excuse is that Marcus has no respect for By Lainey • May 27, 2008 02:14 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Goes Back to Bard She is, after all, totally English now. It was announced last week – a new production of King Lear is underway with Sir Anthony Hopkins as the title character, my Gwyneth as Regan, and Keira Knightley as Cordelia. But of course it’s Keira Knightley as Cordelia. Can’t Keira ever By Lainey • May 26, 2008 05:59 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Where’s Ali Lohan? Entertainment Weekly has compiled a list of 33 of the hottest celebrities over 50. Among them: Meryl Streep, Helen Mirren, Susan Sarandon, Denzel, Bruce Willis, Ian McKellen (yes yes yes!), Iman (this bitch is 50???), Angela Bassett, and Jessica Lange (totally disagree. She mutilated her face.) For the complete list, By Lainey • May 26, 2008 04:55 am
Kirsten Dunst Why Kiki’s So Happy There have been allegations that my Kiki has fallen off the wagon several times. And while it is entirely possible that she’s using again, she has also reported to work on the set of All Good Things after satisfying insurance standards which is a good sign. And why not? By Lainey • May 26, 2008 04:16 am
Girlcrushes About Catalina Sandino Moreno I loved Maria Full of Grace. Have you seen it? Catalina Sandino Moreno was nominated for an Oscar for that role. And deservedly so. I wish I had a name like Catalina Sandino Moreno. I wish I looked like Catalina Sandino Moreno. There’s a great story about her on By Lainey • May 26, 2008 03:51 am
Bad Style Newlyweds in Cannes Has it only been 6 weeks? INF caught Beyonce and Jay-Z last night in Cannes in a rare moment of affection before they spotted photographers and disentangled themselves. Love them but don’t understand why he lets her out of the house like that. With that thing on her head. By Lainey • May 26, 2008 03:01 am
Lindsay Lohan On Lilo & Sam These two are hot together. Hot like Callie and Dr Hawn – a major reason why I’ve started watching Grey’s Anatomy again. Lesbian is the new Louboutin… right? Am told the Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson relationship is as volatile as they come. According to a source who observed them By Lainey • May 26, 2008 02:45 am
Sports The Players Play in Monaco The duel of lifetime has hit the road – Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have been seen making out all over the French Riviera and also turned up in Monaco at the weekend for the Grand Prix. My sources say Lance loves the attention, it’s a big selling point for By Lainey • May 26, 2008 02:21 am
Break Ups Why Jess Gets No Respect Because she has to beg for love. Over and over and over again. Three relationships and three times it’s been the same bitter end, to say nothing of the fact that Adam Levine goes around telling people that she showed up to his hotel room wearing nothing but a By Lainey • May 26, 2008 02:18 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone How Madge Moves Fifteen minutes before Madonna arrived on the carpet her personal trainer hustled in with some other dude pulling a glossy suitcase behind him. Now that"s preparation. Amazing. Guy was lingering around in a corner waiting for her too. Then they cleared everyone but security and her entourage from By Lainey • May 23, 2008 06:14 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Sharon for AMFAR No doubt she"s a crazy bitch. Loopy as all sh-t, unpredictable and prone to frequent and freakish incoherent outbursts. But last night Sharon Stone was there for AMFAR. As she is every year. And because she was there for AMFAR, she was working it for AMFAR on her By Lainey • May 23, 2008 01:48 am
Maple Leaf Josh & Diane find a place Diane Kruger is a big deal in France. When she arrived last night with Joshua Jackson, the crowd outside erupted and Canal +, the French network live broadcasting the AMFAR carpet listed her as one of only 7 or 8 interviews planned from the event. So it"s actually the By Lainey • May 23, 2008 01:41 am
Harvey Weinstein Marchesa in real life It"s a mystery, the two of them together: Harvey Weinstein and Georgina Chapman. Seeing them in person though, it makes a little more sense. She doesn"t seem terribly...quick...you know what I mean? He arrived more underdressed than any other man at the event. Cheap By Lainey • May 23, 2008 01:36 am
Clown Smut Loves the Low Road Good form would be to refrain from warring publicly. To let the lawyers do the talking, like Paul McCartney, and take the high road. Charlie Sheen doesn"t even know what the high road looks like. Why would he? Especially against a low road whore like Denise Richards...his By Lainey • May 22, 2008 04:30 am
Gorgessity Hard for Nat in Cannes My husband as you know has been photo editing for my gimpy arm. I have also lost all internet connection so we"re blogging from the blackberry. As such, he has been scouring photos for me while I write. Suddenly he"s all about the smut. What was By Lainey • May 22, 2008 02:45 am
Cameron Diaz The New Cam Love this. LOVE. Thought at first it was a costume thing. That Cameron Diaz could not possibly have shaved her head. But photographers insist that she did. That for the sake of authenticity on the set of My Sister"s Keeper, Cam went completely clean. Which takes balls. Which By Lainey • May 22, 2008 02:16 am
