Lindsay Lohan The It Couple in New York After giving each other hickeys and jumping on the lesbian love train last week in Cannes, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were in New York last night and the drama was as hot as ever. Lilo apparently put in some face time unwillingly with her mother and her sister for By Lainey • May 28, 2008 03:48 am
Sex & the City The Beast Smiles Look how it’s killing Anna Wintour to smile last night on the carpet at the Sex & the City premiere. A little piece of her probably died with the effort. This is, after all, a woman whose soul is sustained only by stepping on others. Smiling for her must By Lainey • May 28, 2008 03:22 am
Sex & the City Best Hair in the City Love Jennifer Hudson’s hair, weave, wig, whatever. Am all over it. Jennifer plays Carrie’s assistant in Sex and she also has two upcoming film projects slated for release – Winged Creatures and the Secret Life of Bees with Dakota Fanning. Ugh. Hudson is also working on her debut album By Lainey • May 28, 2008 02:47 am
Hook Ups Bug-eyed and bushy tailed Jason Lewis is a hot quivering beast. SO hot. But word is, last night his eyes were buggin’ outta his head and according to more than a few people watching him navigate that carpet, he was “cranked up on something”. Indeed…I can barely see his pupils. He was supposedly By Lainey • May 28, 2008 02:25 am
Sex & the City Gorgessity in Gold, Gorgessity in White Miranda Hobbes is turning it up, non? Cynthia Nixon was spectacular last night in a white Narciso Rodriguez. Her skin looks great, her hair looks great, her body looks great… Lesbians are totally the new Louboutins! And Kristin Davis too. LOVE this girly frock. She needs a girlfriend to go By Lainey • May 28, 2008 01:58 am
Sports Is She Done With Him Yet? Kate Hudson reported back to work on the set of Bride Wars in New York today with blue hair and Uggs, fresh off her romantic Riviera romp with Lance Armstrong. Wonder if he’s out of her system yet. Would be amazing if he kept calling her and she froze By Lainey • May 27, 2008 08:51 am
Maple Leaf Rachel Films a Cameo Because it’s so hard to get any good gossip on her… My sources tell me exclusively that Rachel McAdams was in Vancouver briefly last week to shoot a cameo for a very low profile Canadian tv show called The Guard, which is another reason to love her: that she By Lainey • May 27, 2008 08:25 am
Book Review Dog Whisperer Book Giveaway! Dog Whisperer Book Giveaway! It’s the Ultimate Episode Guide to Cesar’s show indexed according to breed and behavioural problem. Thanks to the Dog Whisperer, my husband now thinks he’s like the Polish CesarMilan. Even though our dog is still an asshole. His excuse is that Marcus has By Lainey • May 27, 2008 07:26 am
Ebola Victims The Thinnification of Colin Farrell They say it’s for a movie role…but my smutty sense is tingling that it’s something more sinister. Smutty senses can be wrong. Let’s hope. This is Colin shooting a movie in Ireland, painfully thin. Look at his legs. Look how his eyes bulge. Suddenly I don’ By Lainey • May 27, 2008 07:05 am
Douchebags Junior Gets Richer Kevin Federline Jr has much to celebrate today. It has been confirmed that his wife Tori Spelling will reprise her role as Donna Martin in the new 90210 debuting this fall. Donna owns a swanky boutique in Beverly Hills. Given that Tori’s late father Aaron produced the original, it’ By Lainey • May 27, 2008 06:26 am
Meet Samantha Jones Tonight is the NY premiere of Sex & the City. Immediately after the red carpet, Samantha Jones aka Kim Cattrall is coming home to Canada and she’ll be joining eTalk on Wednesday live at our storefront studio to answer audience questions. See her up close, ask what you’ve By Lainey • May 27, 2008 05:50 am
Hollywood Closet What Tom Wants to Hear I loved Will Smith. Will Smith was perfect. And then Will Smith drank the Xenu juice. Will Smith hasn’t been the same since. So Will dropped by Ellen’s yesterday to promote Hancock – did you watch? Sigh. Made me sad. Once upon a time, Will Smith wasn’t so… By Lainey • May 27, 2008 04:48 am
Hilary Duff Hilary is not Jessica There is a high waisted difference between the two… although the Duff does look better from the front than she does from the side, non? This is the catch, I think, with the high waist issue. Unless you’re ten feet tall, inevitably, there’s an angle that ends up By Lainey • May 27, 2008 03:01 am
Famewhores Shelfy Stomps Her Feet Who’s the little Shelfy pouting in the corner? There’s the little Shelfy who needs more attention. Poor little petulant Shelfy has spent weeks off the headlines. That’s why the little Shelfy is stomping her feet. And putting her publicist right back to work. You see, Shelf Ass By Lainey • May 27, 2008 02:43 am
Gossip Girl Golden Girl & Lonely Boy hold hands SPOILER! Was totally over Serena until the season finale of Gossip Girl but the fact that there’s a promising summer ahead without Dan Humphrey is definitely winning me back. How f*cking amazing was it that the show ended with the words: I"m Chuck Bass. But while By Lainey • May 27, 2008 02:20 am
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Dog Whisperer Book Giveaway! It’s the Ultimate Episode Guide to Cesar’s show indexed according to breed and behavioural problem. Thanks to the Dog Whisperer, my husband now thinks he’s like the Polish Cesar Milan. Even though our dog is still an asshole. His excuse is that Marcus has no respect for By Lainey • May 27, 2008 02:14 am