Dumbass Ingrate Goes on Holiday The most ungrateful bitch in television packed up with her husband and headed for holiday in Cancun yesterday wearing her MiniVan Majority hairstyle and those unflattering white jeans. As you know, the Princess of AssTalk angered many last week when she publicly announced she’d withdrawn from Emmy nomination because By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 03:56 am
Quiveration Tom Dad, Gisele Stepmother Tom Brady. Yum. He spent Father’s Day in LA with his son John and, of course, Gisele too. Looks lie G is bonding with the little guy. Attached – photos of Gisele holding the baby and of both hugging the nanny who came to pick him up. Scenes like these By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 03:17 am
Johnny Depp Johnny’s Father’s Day Weekend Who’s the hotter Hollywood dad? Brad or Depp? The Brange has been undercover for several days now, perhaps nesting before the birth of the Holy Twins, so it was the elusive Johnny Depp who arrived on Saturday in California where he spent Father’s Day weekend before heading back By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 02:49 am
Famewhores Courtside with Brooklyn When Becks goes out with the boys, it’s usually something they want to do. Lately Brooklyn’s been at the Laker game a lot. Getting totally sporto’d by his dad. When mom takes them out however, they have to go shopping before going somewhere fun, accompanied by 30 By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 02:29 am
Daniel Radcliffe DanRad on Broadway Danielle Radcliffe will bring Equus to Broadway and was at the Tony Awards last night getting a feel for what will be his home for several weeks this fall. Apparently young Harry Potter is now regarded as some kind of heartthrob these days. He’s a sweet kid, very engaging, By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 01:55 am
Douchebags Kate & Lance: Family Weekend It’s been almost a month since word got out that they’re dating but it looks like player vs player has turned into something more serious. At least that’s the assumption considering they’re not just f&cking, they’re also spending some quality family time. First By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 01:49 am
George Clooney Is there an Annette for George? Warren Beatty was honoured last night by the AFI and in turn honoured his wife Annette Bening while he was accepting his award. "I love my profession, because it"s introduced me to the person who"s given me the most important thing of all, which is By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 05:38 am
Robert Downey-Jr Shiloh, are you listening? Please merciful Shiloh, please spare the RDJ. Please don’t let the RDJ lose his cool. Please keep him clean but please don’t take away his edge. I worry. Check out Robert Downey Jr last night at the AFI event to honour Warren Beatty. He is the hotness, sure… By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 03:35 am
Douchebags Baby Balls Meets Golden Balls Pipsqueak and David Beckham at the Laker Game last night, quite obviously a meeting of the minds. Next to the Golden Balls, Pippy’s undropped handicap is all the more evident. But Becks is hot, isn’t it? As for Justin, didn’t see Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, which would By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 02:41 am
Famewhores All Class Now this has elegant written all over it. But what’s a girl to do? Especially when her meal ticket packs her up in the middle of the night and tells her to get the f&ck out? Sarah Larson is a scrappy girl. Having worked the scene in By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 01:37 am
Famewhores Taupe & Violet please everyone Jennifer Garner was never as popular when Alias was ON the air as she has been now that it’s OFF the air. Strange, non? That an actress’s value can increase even when she’s not working? This is the power of the MiniVan Majority. Because Taupe had Violet. By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 01:30 am
Girlcrushes Alicia to adopt…eventually Alicia Keys was in New York last night at the screening of We Are Together, a documentary about her trip to South Africa working with orphans in 2006. LOVE her. So much. She said the experience has led her to consider adoption, like Angelina Jolie: "I"ve always By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 01:24 am
Clown Star-crossed Skank Love Two scabs who can’t stay apart – Tommy Lee has revealed exclusively to Rolling Stone that he and Pamela Anderson are back together. She’s moved into the house with their sons and they’re trying to make it work… again. Kinda romantic, I guess. That after all these years, By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 01:18 am
Intro for Jun 13, 2008 Dear Gossips, The overwhelming consensus from screenings of The Love Guru this week is that it rocks. Not only does it not suck, it is hilarious… Mike’s best work in years. So… Get Smart will flop? Probably. Sadly. Sigh. I wrote the other day that as far as squeaks By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 01:11 am
Mary Kate Olsen Prunes are good for poo…and smiles! We’re all adults here so let’s not be squeamish. I have had experience with prunes. Prune juice is disgusting but they are very effective for those who have certain issues. I have had those issues my whole life. And we Chinese are weird. We like to suck on By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 06:45 am
Madonna Lola’s Time is Coming The last time I wrote about Lourdes Leon I noted that she wants it. She’s tasted it next to her mother, and she will hunger for it in no time…if not already. Madonna gave an exclusive interview to Hello Canada and was asked about her daughter’s aspirations. By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 05:29 am
