Lindsay Lohan MTV Best Dirty Face The prettiest Lindsay Lohan has looked in a long, long time. Especially since the Dirty Face seems to be under control. Is this the Lesbian Effect? If so… am impressed. Seriously, I love Lilo the Lesbian. I love her…though am told she was doing it again throughout the show. By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 02:07 am
Kristen Stewart MTV Twilight My friend Duana is holding on tightly to her integrity and refusing to read the Twilight series. I admire her for it. But Duana is also a pop culture junkie. And the Twilight movement will not be slowing down. Twilight the first movie hits theatres in December – a significant release By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 02:03 am
Edward Norton MTV Best Pink: Liv Tyler There’s a loose rumour floating around that Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman are getting it on. Or were getting it on. Scott Speedman is sexy as hell. True or not, Liv does not appear to be suffering after her split. Far from it. Liv in pink looked fresh and By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 01:51 am
Rihanna MTV The Cutest They sat together last night – Chris Brown and Rihanna. They keep denying the romance between them but they sat together. And giggled together. And generally couldn’t stay away from each other. And it was the cutest. Chris Brown and RiRi are the cutest. Actually, RiRi is always the cutest By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 01:42 am
James Franco MTV Clammy Face and a Buzz Cut Look how cute Seth Rogen is with his buzz cut! Seth was there to present and promote Pineapple Express, his upcoming raunchy new comedy costarring James Franco about…what else?... Weed! Click here for the trailer. As you can see from the preview, James is appropriately clammy throughout. And he By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 01:32 am
Elliot Page MTV True: Ellen Page Am biased when it comes to Ellen Page. Ellen, to me, rarely goes wrong. At the risk of sounding corny, if you’re not trying to be someone else, how can you go wrong? This is Ellen. In jeans and a leather jacket and an interesting torn up shirt with By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 01:25 am
B-tch please Sit DOWN Megan Fox Megan Fox changed halfway through the show last night. Two outfits – one for the carpet, one for presenting on stage. Really??? Her??? Really?? The poor man’s Angelina Jolie? TWO DRESSES? Bitch… please!!! Megan Fox is, at best, a Blender girl. Crack open a skin rag – there are easily at By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 01:03 am
Sports It’s Coming All the signs are there… Just before John Mayer broke up with Jessica Simpson, she was photographed wearing those infamous high waisted pants, a little bloated from drowning her pre-breakup heartache into much food and booze, incapable of thinking straight, let alone being able to dress herself properly. I feel By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 12:55 am
Smutty Surgery Gary’s Back and Demi Not Sweet Ugh. Ashton Kutcher’s facial hair. Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know… I call him Gary when he does this. As in Gary from Team America: World Police. When they tried to make Gary look like a terrorist by gluing beard batches haphazardly on his By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 12:52 am
Lindsay Lohan When Lilo Tells the Truth This is that crying wolf lesson, isn’t it? Why lying doesn’t pay in the long run? Lindsay Lohan didn’t grow up with a mother to teach her that one. As a result, even when she does go into the hospital for something legitimate and not drug related, By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 12:39 am
Girlcrushes Angie on Vanity Fair: Pregnant & Boobed And total f&cking GORGESSITY!!! Please. Who could ever, ever compare to this? Vanity Fair has just posted their new cover and the article and accompanying photo shoot video is coming Monday. For her I would. I would let her hickey me all over. Thanks S! By Lainey • May 30, 2008 06:55 am
Mariah Carey The Cheese That Keeps Giving I don’t understand how people can hate on Mimi. Mariah Carey is a gift to us all. Anything, anyone who can make you smile so broadly, who can make you laugh so heartily, who can amuse so consistently is undoubtedly a creation of her Holiness Shiloh Jolie Pitt. Here’ By Lainey • May 30, 2008 06:49 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Wonder Twins NOT Activated! Shiloh Jolie Pitt! Make up your f&cking minds! Now People is reporting exclusively, after having spoken to Angelina Jolie’s rep, that she did NOT give birth to her wonder twins who are apparently still safely ensconced inside their mother’s belly. These two immortals are creating a By Lainey • May 30, 2008 06:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Wonder Twins Activated!!! They did, they didn’t... they DID! Breathe y"all. Breathe. Stop screaming. Stop crying. Get up off your knees. Shiloh would want to be calm. So the Jolie Pitt twins have been activated – born in France according to Entertainment Tonight. As for those rumours are swirling that they’ By Lainey • May 30, 2008 04:55 am
Brad Pitt All Star Burn They are the reigning – and smug – Oscar winners for Best Picture and the Coen Brothers next release Burn After Reading is due out in September boasting one of the most impressive casts in recent memory. George Clooney, Tilda Swinton, Frances McDormand – all Oscar winners, and then the incomparable John Malkovich By Lainey • May 30, 2008 04:14 am
Taylor Kitsch The Real Nate and Chuck This is for Lara who’s had a rough week at work and needs to lose herself in a little dirty daydreaming over Ed Westwick. Spreading like wildfire across the internets, Gawker.com somehow stumbled upon them – personal photos of Ed and Chace Crawford doing what young rich men do: By Lainey • May 30, 2008 03:34 am
