Bad Style The New Nicole Doesn’t Have to Look Hungry She must have been pulling an MK Olsen move at the Women in Film Crystal Lucy Awards in LA last night – Nicole Richie dressing for the esoteric and it’s not so much the Audubon inspired dress print but that the dress itself is not flattering…at all. Needless to By Lainey • Jun 18, 2008 01:48 am
Kate Hudson The Anti-Owen He’s a pompous prick but they do look good together, non? Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson, continuing to love it up all over NYC, photographed last night for the first time holding hands. I can totally see the attraction. Have you read his books? There’s something about his By Lainey • Jun 18, 2008 01:25 am
Tom Brady The Luckiest Man in Tall Boy Pants GQ calls Tom Brady the luckiest man on earth on the cover of its latest issue graced by, who else?, Gisele Bundchen. And even though the luckiest man looks a little dorky in his tall boy pants, the combined gorgessity of the two of them together overrides the awkward jeans. By Lainey • Jun 18, 2008 01:22 am
Quiveration Touch My Lips Too This is Becks driving around Beverly Hills yesterday in his jeep quivering some rich lady loins. Something about the way his fingers are touching his lips… it’s making me crazy. Always imagined he’d be the kind of man who is good with his hands. Strong hands that know By Lainey • Jun 18, 2008 01:15 am
Smut Soiree Tonight! Please note that the event is at capacity – over capacity – and security is tight. Address and details were sent to all attendees on Monday so please make sure you share the information with your party people. As for all your emails about what to wear… anything you want! Remember though, By Lainey • Jun 18, 2008 01:10 am
Frauds Granny Freeze in Vogue Nicole Kidman on the cover and the in the pages of Vogue, shot before she started showing, not that she’s showing much now. You’ll recall, she announced her pregnancy 30 seconds after Keith Urban fertilised her botoxed eggs. A brave move for someone who’s suffered so many By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 09:13 am
BFFs Besties on the Telly Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley, who’s been missing for ages, made their rounds on radio and television this morning in London to promote their movie The Edge of Love which premieres in Scotland tomorrow night. Keira was photographed every day for a while and suddenly went off the radar. By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 05:03 am
Anne Hathaway Single Anne on the Carpet? At the premiere of Get Smart last night (go go Get Smart!) Anne Hathaway looked thin and dark in a dress that ages her 10 years. Perhaps she’s mourning the death of her relationship? British tabs are reporting that she and her businessman boyfriend, the one with all the By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 03:44 am
Bad Style The Worst Heidi It’s all relative, of course. Heidi Klum’s worst is everyone else’s impossible best. But last night at the Peabody Awards was an example of how a beautiful woman can age herself horribly. And it was far from Heidi’s best. Not really sure what is it but By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 03:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Violet’s First Day! Ben and Taupe took daughter Violet to her first day at pre-school Monday. Ben was apparently beaming with his nametag on during orientation for the parents while Jen was observed getting a little emotional. Violet meanwhile couldn’t have been more excited. Seriously…Violet is the best. Trading on her By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 01:03 am
Famewhores Love & Leisure What a surprise. It’s Jennifer Aniston sitting by a pool, making sure her tan never fades, only now she’s not alone. What a privileged and profound life she really does lead. Jen and John Mayer’s hot summer hookup clearly hasn’t cooled. Here they are on holiday By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 12:56 am
Douchebags Intro for Jun 17, 2008 Dear Gossips, If you’ve been visiting this site for a while and familiar with the riddles, this portrait of Mike Myers from Entertainment Weekly shouldn’t surprise you. Perfectionist? Or a pain in the f&cking ass? According to his supporters, his “comic genius” allows him licence to By Lainey • Jun 17, 2008 12:48 am
Jennifer Aniston Bikeride with the Boys Sorry… Got caught up in the US Open finish. Would have been so much easier if Tiger was playing Phil Mickelson. Hate Phil Mickelson. But Rocco Mediate is so sweet! I digress. Attached – George Clooney on a bike ride today in Italy with his boys including… Tate Donovan? Jimmy Cooper? By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 10:07 am
Jamie Lynn Spears Prediction Revisited On June 13, 2008 I posted this article comparing Jamie Lynn Spears and Emma Roberts. I said at the time it would be Emma Roberts who would cause the most worry. Something about the haunted look in her eyes then, and how thin she was… Fast forward 12 months and By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 08:15 am
Chace Crawford Brody > Chace Brody Jenner and Chace Crawford at the MMVAs last night. Don’t quiver for either. But straight up, boy to boy, it’s Brody all the way. Seriously… there are those of you who don’t get it. I’m on your side. The frenzy over reality stars is alarming. By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 07:50 am
Blind Riddles The Other Woman Doesn’t Work Not that she was destined to become the next Angelina Jolie – not even close – but since B List and reality stars are all the rage these days, who’s to say she would not have had a career revival as the matriarch for a new generation? Or a movie of By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 04:44 am
