Blind Riddles Body or Baby? A couple of years ago, I was the first to write about the celebrity IV diet – many of them would admit themselves to hospital under the care of a proper physician for 10 days, 2 weeks or so, eliminating food in favour of an IV drip chock full of essentials By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 07:51 am
Break Ups Split Speculation They say there's a 7 year curse. Madonna and Guy couldn't get past 7. I'm arriving at 7 on November 2nd. Scary. Anyway, already rumours are swirling about the split. And Jennifer Aniston is right pissed that yet again, someone else is usurping her By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 05:06 am
Break Ups It's over! It’s confirmed. It’s over! Liz Rosenberg notified The Associated Press that Madge and Guy have in deed agreed to divorce. Blogging on the run so here’s the AP wire. Will update the story later. LONDON Madonna's spokeswoman has confirmed that the singer and her husband, By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 04:14 am
Nicole Kidman Marion > Granny Freeze This is Marion Cotillard leaving Cipriani in London last night where she’s been working on Nine alongside Kate Hudson, Pene Cruz, Fergie, and of course, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, among others. Word is this may not be Marion’s only project with the Gran. The two could potentially work By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 03:12 am
Smutty Surgery Battle of the Faces Courteney Cox and Demi Moore posing together at the Glamour Reel Moments event last night. Courteney is 44, Demi is 46, Courteney “claimed” recently she’s only tried Botox once and hated it and Demi…well, Demi is a mystery because the work is just so good and subtle but By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 02:57 am
Break Ups Each tabloid gets a turn This is, like, the third time this year that reports are originating out of the UK announcing the imminent demise of the Madonna/Guy Ritchie marriage. Following previous attempts by the Daily Mail and The Mirror, The Sun is now taking a stab at the story, claiming exclusively that it’ By Lainey • Oct 15, 2008 02:44 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried tours...with Wade! It’s confirmed…like for sure for sure for sure this time. March 2009 – Britney Spears goes back on tour! And… The choreography? Back to Wade Robson. Remember Wade Robson? It’s a return to Britney at the beginning – as you know, many of Britney’s original moves were designed By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 09:05 am
Quiveration Try to breathe I’m warning you. If you are operating machinery, if you are holding your baby, if you are prone to swooning, you need to gird yourself, girls and gays… Because this man. OMFG this man. It’s Colin Farrell at a presser for Pride & Glory. Sweet mother nature of By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 08:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Lola at 12 It’s been widely published that Lourdes Leon is 12 years old today – same day as Care to Truth or Dare! Oddly enough though, Madonna shouted out her firstborn during her show on Saturday night, saying it was her beloved’s birthday that night… But the real date is not By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 05:17 am
Quiveration Madge & the MotherChucker Yesterday’s Gossip Girl should have been called the Cleavage Episode. Boobs everywhere! And Chuck in those ridiculous pants with green socks! Love. This is my shamef*cker motherchucker at the Filth & Wisdom premiere last night with his nasty ass turned out feet that always fill me with a By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 04:16 am
Victoria Beckham Another airport classic Victoria Beckham at Heathrow the other day trying to be Audrey Hepburn What? Doesn’t everyone wear a fitted sheath with a high white collar and 5 inch heels after a long flight? You mean you don’t? Ever wonder how disappointed she’d be if she got off a By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 03:14 am
Douchebags Desperate goes back for more Dear Jennifer Aniston: Are you Jessica Simpson??? I know the source is suspect but they claim to have eyewitnesses and were able to nail down the logistics pretty tight… so far, it seems legit. And considering we’re discussing Jennifer Aniston, something this desperate and pathetic is entirely possible. The By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 03:08 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo’s rejection weekend Was a busy day for Lindsay Lohan on Monday. First she promoted her line of leggings (modelling a pair with ladders all over them) at Henri Bendel – no Sam in sight. Rumours are swirling that things are not well. Rumours are also swirling that they’re engaged. Probably because we By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 03:00 am
Reese Witherspoon Lovey Dovey Weekend Getaway Ryan had the kids, so Reese dashed over to London to see her Jakey – here they are hand in hand, clearly delighted to be together for a few short days. Reese is already back in LA but I’m told she’s actually in the UK more often than we By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 02:36 am
Famewhores Thankful for Botox That would be Granny Freeze, Nicole Kidman. What would her life be without it? Never mind her life… what would her FACE be without it? Sharon Osbourne would like to know… Sharon has had every procedure known to plastics. And she was on Chelsea Handler’s show recently calling out By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 08:56 am
Pitt "Porn" Thankful for Pitt Porn You’ve seen the cover – now a glimpse at the pages inside Angelina Jolie’s W Magazine feature, photographed by Brad Pitt. Porn! He is shooting the woman he loves, the mother of his children with his children. And they are beautiful. Stunningly beautiful. These are just a few – the By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 03:57 am
