Girlcrushes Little Nicole, Big Shoes Nicole Richie headed to a meeting yesterday in skinny jeans and very, very high heels. Sigh. I love her. And lately I seem to be obsessed with her nose. Nicole Richie has a great nose. I have a hawk nose. I wish I could replace my hawk nose with Nicole’ By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 03:29 am
Bad Style Gerry’s Paparazzi Day The Newroom is down the street from The Ivy on Robertson. If you’re eating on Robertson, you’re there for a reason: you want to be seen. It is an indisputable fact. Why hang out with the paps when there are so many other, and better!, places to eat By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 03:10 am
Famewhores The Brange Ultimatum So here we are… June 6, 2008. Still no official word that the Wonder Twins have been activated though the rumour of the day is that Angelina and Brad will be heading to Marseilles. Absolutely no foundation for this, save for French reporters scouring their entire nation for the best By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 02:52 am
Famewhores The Brange Supremacy The more talk of a conspiracy, the more intrigue and anticipation. When are They coming? The world is waiting. Waiting and watching and growing more anxious and foaming at the mouth and all of it serves as proper justification… Word is, there was some hesitation over the price tag of By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 02:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Brange Conspiracy It was a week ago that Entertainment Tonight confirmed that Angelina Jolie had given birth to twin girls. A week ago that the Brange reps denied ET’s report and since then a full scale investigation has been launched into the “conspiracy” that prompted one of the safest, most mainstream, By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 02:46 am
Bad Style Niagara Falls Wedding Have you been to Niagara Falls? If you’ve been, you know that one of the most popular tourist attractions is the barrel photo - a picture taken of you inside a barrel perched in front of the falls made to look like you’re going down. There’s a By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 09:07 am
Tom Ford A Good Gay Maintains His Brows Tom Ford popped in for a plucking today at Anastasia. But of course. Anastasia is said to be the best eyebrow stylist, like, ever. Would expect nothing less for this hot piece who seems to be spending more and more time in LA these days. I hear he’s working By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 08:20 am
Ebola Victims Shiloh Has Mercy We asked…and we received. Hollywood was buzzing this morning after photos surfaced of Ebola Paris Hilton wearing a little bump after dinner last night. Given that she has been hellbent on spawning her disease, pregnancy speculation spread far and wide, not unlike her legs. A sigh of relief. Ebola’ By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 07:28 am
Douchebags Pippy’s Balls Pulled Back I reported earlier that Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake’s people were trying to force through a contract obliging journalists covering the Love Guru junket to report only what they approved. According to Sharon Waxman the studio has since backed down in the face of mounting resistance. In other words, Pippy got By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 07:13 am
Victoria Beckham Hot Becks Bow Tie No Diddy Yum. David Beckham at the Gordon Ramsay opening last night, as usual, quivering my loins in a bow tie and a waistcoat with pants that fit perfectly. While Becks was in Los Angeles Victoria was in New York. Something about meetings with Conde Nast, probably trying to grovel her way By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 05:25 am
Brenda 2008 This is Shenae Grimes – the 2008 iteration of Brenda on the new 90210. Shenae turned up in Toronto yesterday to promote the show at the Global TV Upfronts with Rob Estes who is so much hotter than Jim Walsh. HELLO! You know Shenae from Degrassi. As you can see…she’ By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 04:27 am
Douchebags Sit DOWN Justin Timberlake Seriously … sit your Pip ass DOWN! I call it Small Ball Syndrome. Not unlike Napoleon Syndrome. You know how they say short dudes overcompensate for their vertical challenges by going overboard on toughness and aggression? Well since Pipsqueak’s balls have only partially dropped, it’s like he’s trying By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 03:01 am
Clown Shiloh Have Mercy Remember, this piece of sh*t never takes a picture without a purpose. So even if she isn’t pregnant, she certainly wants you thinking she is. Because pregnancy is the new craze. Nine months of attention and then a huge spotlight on an innocent child that she would no By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 02:35 am
Sports Pimping > Parenting Obviously it sucks for her love life… but it’s also f*cking embarrassing. To have the reputation that not only can she not hold a man, she needs daddy to hold on to him for her, and as always, at the heart of it all, a father who cannot By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 02:26 am
Brad Pitt I’m With Jen… But just on this. Jennifer Aniston, that is. Remember when she and Brad Pitt split she said that one of the upsides was that she could finally buy a comfortable couch, given that for Brad, art doesn’t necessary mean comfort? It appears his tastes haven’t changed since his By Lainey • Jun 04, 2008 12:01 pm
I Was a Simon I’ve chosen to be childless. One of the dilemmas of the childless shrew is the social calendar. Although my girls would totally welcome me at their mommy and baby gatherings, since I’ve chosen not to have one, why would I want to be surrounded by them? On the By Lainey • Jun 04, 2008 09:20 am
