Gossip Girl The Bitches and Chuck at the Upfronts Leighton Meester’s purple clutch…you likey? It’s cool yes. But the fact that she has to tuck her hand into looks weird. At least it photographs weird. Like her hand is missing. Missing a hand looks weird. Other than that, as usual, she is sublime. Love her. And By Lainey • May 14, 2008 06:54 am
Douchebags John Takes Jen on the Road From Miami to Orlando! Jennifer Aniston is taking her sizzling spring fling with John Mayer on the road! John was booked for a private RIM performance in Orlando last night and flew via private jet with Jen and her dog Norman. Norman is so cute. Look at him. Look at By Lainey • May 14, 2008 06:40 am
Break Ups Exit Romo Her reps are denying it but her reps also lie as often as Jennifer Aniston’s. Robin Leach was the first to report it two weeks ago. What began as a romantic weekend in Vegas quickly turned sour as Jess and Tony both left town after a huge blowout that By Lainey • May 14, 2008 06:37 am
They Can’t Tell Us Apart Just in case you thought I was exaggerating when I told you about being mistaken for Tila Tequila by an ignorant dude who can’t tell his Asians apart… It’s not as uncommon as you might think. We fellow yellows can confound even the editors of a major US By Lainey • May 13, 2008 09:57 am
Famewhores A Glimpse of the Monster When Dina Lohan signed on for her reality show, it was supposed to be about HER. Her life as a momager. Her relentless parental pimp. Her attempt to strike gold for a second time with Lindsay’s little sister. Needless to say, producers quickly realised that the child is much By Lainey • May 13, 2008 05:59 am
Friday Night Lights Taylor, Tami, and the Kids At the NBC Universal Experience yesterday when the network presented its 2008/2009 offering, a few cast members from the best show on television, Friday Night Lights, showed up to celebrate Ben Silverman’s smart decision to bring it back for a third season. No, I won’t shut my By Lainey • May 13, 2008 04:52 am
The Office Jim with a beard No likey. John Krasinski with a beard sucks. Please make it stop. As for what’s going on on The Office – I’ve had to watch the last 2 episodes with my hands over my eyes. Something is rotten in the state of Dunder Mifflin. Jim can’t become Michael. By Lainey • May 13, 2008 03:34 am
Hook Ups How Lilo Likes Her Makeup Sex Makeup sex is hot sex. Lesbian makeup sex is even hotter. Firecrotch lesbian makeup sex is the hottest. It was reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson got into a huge scrap the other night that left Lilo in tears, so distraught she had to be comforted By Lainey • May 13, 2008 01:08 am
Gorgessity Looking Ravishing at Dior Jennifer Lopez had her ass handed to her by Charlize Theron at the Dior Cruise Collection private event last night. Charlize of course is paid by Dior J’Adore and as you can see, it’s been a smart investment. The woman is flawless. An insufferable bitch, yes, but flawless By Lainey • May 13, 2008 01:05 am
Bad Style Looking Rough at Dior Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, yesterday in New York at the Christian Dior Cruise 2009 Collection private event. You’d think she of all people would be rocking a post-baby glow, non? Shockingly it’s been quite the opposite. Simply put, she looks like sh*t. The face is sh* By Lainey • May 13, 2008 01:02 am
Mariah Carey Mimi Loves the Frenzy She loves it. She can’t get enough of it. And look at the size of that f&cking ring! Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon went out for dinner in Beverly Hills last night and were greeted by a pap army upon leaving, all of them eager By Lainey • May 13, 2008 01:00 am
Famewhores Ashlee & Pete: Weekend Wedding? Us Weekly is reporting that friends and family of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have been asked to save the date this Saturday. Translation: Joe Simpson saw the hype that happened when Mariah married Nick and called up Janice Min to kiss her ass and offer her a golden nugget. By Lainey • May 13, 2008 12:56 am
Cate Blanchett Cate to Cannes Indiana Jones will premiere in Cannes. The line up for that screening will probably be a mile long. The good news? Cate Blanchett is headed there! We’re told, along with Harrison Ford and Shia LeBeouf, she will be on hand to present the film which means yes yes yes… By Lainey • May 12, 2008 08:32 am
Sex & the City Cynthia > Lilo Shall we be obnoxious and compare lesbians? You are intimately familiar with Lindsay Lohan’s dirty face. Lesbian to lesbian though and redhead to rehead, at almost 20 years older, Cynthia Nixon is head and shoulders and tits above her younger Sapphic counterpart. Here she is at the London premiere By Lainey • May 12, 2008 08:17 am
Sex & the City You Likey? SJP arrived in London for the UK premiere of Sex & the City wearing this… I kinda love it. Especially the head piece. The head piece is amazing. She is, after all, in England, where head pieces are head pieces. And really… for an event like this, for all the By Lainey • May 12, 2008 07:42 am
Gossip Girl GG in Milan It’s Monday! It’s Gossip Girl! Previews for tonight’s episode were delicious. Serena slides way the hell down… can you stand it? The CW has also just announced that the new Season of Gossip Girl will kick off September 1st with a change of scenery. In the Hamptons! By Lainey • May 12, 2008 07:28 am
