Famewhores Shelfy hates her family As you know, Shelfy’s been relentless on the wedding campaign, leaking to People.com about a visit to a jewellery store with the Pip during their Roman vacation and planting biweekly items in the tabloids about his imminent proposal. Problem is… Her family doesn’t famewhore. Or at least By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 03:49 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo sings for SamRo Here they are, still on holiday in Mexico and putting the paps to work. And why not? Apparently Lindsay’s new album drops in a month. Spirit in the Dark will be released on November 4th and now word is she will openly name Samantha in the sleeve notes, referring By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 03:22 am
Britney Spears Which Fried Chicken? Wow. Is this Britney Spears or Jamie Lynn Spears? OK so she’s wearing a planet of makeup on her face. And the oldness is still totally there. But if you squint a little and play pretend, only for a moment, Britney does look like Jamie Lynn. And this is By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 10:26 am
Friday Night Lights Later, Loser GOSSIP GIRL SPOILER! Click away if you must! Blake Lively in New York today shooting a kissing scene with someone other than Dan Humphrey, yay! Like I said earlier, Dan/Penn is at best an afterthought. And his face doesn’t fit inside his head. There’s too much extra By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 09:40 am
Music Stay home from school day As you’ve probably heard, Janet Jackson was supposed to play Montreal last night. Instead, at the last minute, she fell ill during sound check, was taken to hospital, released 2 hours later, leaving thousands of fans without a show. Promoters have promised to make it up. Meanwhile, Janet is By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 07:45 am
Gossip Girl Shamef&ck, GayFace, and the other one The boys of Gossip Girl on the cover of the new Details. At best Penn Badgley is an afterthought. At worst, he's a no thought. An afterthought > a no thought but still, it's like the pasta dish at a steak restaurant. Does anyone ever really? By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 05:38 am
Salma Hayek Still civil... And more? Paris Fashion Week. Balenciaga. Salma Hayek arrived with the big boss and her baby daddy Francois Henri Pinault. He runs the company that owns the brand. Apparently the two have been spending a lot of time together this week, definitely friendly, though not openly affectionate, and comfortably at By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 04:59 am
Blind Riddles Because he ignores her Another week, another riddle involving a coke fiend. Everyone does it, but it's not the doing that's intriguing, it's the who's doing that's intriguing. Especially since her reputation is supposed to be so civilised and enlightened: a doting mother, a By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 04:30 am
Marion Cotillard Two in One A nice treat yesterday at the Dior show during Paris fashion week: Eva Green who's been low key for a while and my Marion Cotillard celebrating her 33rd birthday today, both all French and elegant and effortless... It was a rather varied celebrity audience to support John Galliano By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 03:32 am
Brad Pitt Brad & Cate in the water The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - the 2nd trailer has been released featuring more of a stunning redheaded Cate Blanchett, glimpses of a love scene between her and Brad, and the two of them in the water so beautifully shot it's not hard to understand why the industry By Lainey • Sep 30, 2008 03:09 am
Dumbass Movie Magic on ice The Rock Dwayne Johnson is shooting a movie in Vancouver called Tooth Fairy. He plays a professional hockey player. But the Rock can’t skate. So they’ve had to shoot around his deficiency, which is why his blades have been cut off, as you can see from these exclusive By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 10:22 am
Quiveration Maybe not with red lips Just wrote last week about Jennifer Lopez’s open-mouth pose and how it makes my life. Should that be qualified by saying but maybe not with red lips? JLo was at Macy’s today – what’s with Macy’s lately!? – to launch her new fragrance “Deseo For Men”. You’ By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 09:56 am
Maple Leaf Where? As you know Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were married on Saturday here in Canada and they pulled it off with no press, no paps, and total privacy…mainly because it was well planned, and because they’re not famewhores, and as such they chose a location that allowed a By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 09:35 am
Douchebags Shelfy’s Best Work Jessica Biel… she’s like the Tiger Woods of famewhorage, you know? Shelfy keeps outdoing herself. Predicable yes, but nonetheless, the sheer shamelessness of her constant campaigns is impressive. And the latest is the best yet. Because it covers so many angles. 1. You’ll recall, a couple of weeks By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 08:05 am
Madonna Weed Lips It’s not just liquor that loosens the lips. If you’re lucky enough to not react with vomit to pot, perhaps you can weigh in: does weed make you chatty? Apparently it makes James Franco chatty. In an interview with Out Magazine about his new film Milk with Sean By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 04:31 am
Britney Spears There’s a sex tape Remember Adnan Ghalib? Of course you don’t. He was Britney’s pap turned lover whose life is now officially over since Britney got her head back. Time for one last gasp to cash in. Adnan has confirmed there is a sex tape. Of course there is. He stole her By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 03:43 am
