Lindsay Lohan When Lilo Tells the Truth This is that crying wolf lesson, isn’t it? Why lying doesn’t pay in the long run? Lindsay Lohan didn’t grow up with a mother to teach her that one. As a result, even when she does go into the hospital for something legitimate and not drug related, By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 12:39 am
Girlcrushes Angie on Vanity Fair: Pregnant & Boobed And total f&cking GORGESSITY!!! Please. Who could ever, ever compare to this? Vanity Fair has just posted their new cover and the article and accompanying photo shoot video is coming Monday. For her I would. I would let her hickey me all over. Thanks S! By Lainey • May 30, 2008 06:55 am
Mariah Carey The Cheese That Keeps Giving I don’t understand how people can hate on Mimi. Mariah Carey is a gift to us all. Anything, anyone who can make you smile so broadly, who can make you laugh so heartily, who can amuse so consistently is undoubtedly a creation of her Holiness Shiloh Jolie Pitt. Here’ By Lainey • May 30, 2008 06:49 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Wonder Twins NOT Activated! Shiloh Jolie Pitt! Make up your f&cking minds! Now People is reporting exclusively, after having spoken to Angelina Jolie’s rep, that she did NOT give birth to her wonder twins who are apparently still safely ensconced inside their mother’s belly. These two immortals are creating a By Lainey • May 30, 2008 06:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Wonder Twins Activated!!! They did, they didn’t... they DID! Breathe y"all. Breathe. Stop screaming. Stop crying. Get up off your knees. Shiloh would want to be calm. So the Jolie Pitt twins have been activated – born in France according to Entertainment Tonight. As for those rumours are swirling that they’ By Lainey • May 30, 2008 04:55 am
Brad Pitt All Star Burn They are the reigning – and smug – Oscar winners for Best Picture and the Coen Brothers next release Burn After Reading is due out in September boasting one of the most impressive casts in recent memory. George Clooney, Tilda Swinton, Frances McDormand – all Oscar winners, and then the incomparable John Malkovich By Lainey • May 30, 2008 04:14 am
Taylor Kitsch The Real Nate and Chuck This is for Lara who’s had a rough week at work and needs to lose herself in a little dirty daydreaming over Ed Westwick. Spreading like wildfire across the internets, Gawker.com somehow stumbled upon them – personal photos of Ed and Chace Crawford doing what young rich men do: By Lainey • May 30, 2008 03:34 am
BFFs Madge & Gwyneth matching blonde and black My Gwyneth and her BFF Madonna had dinner at Nobu last night with matching blonde waves almost the same length and black from head to toe. The two had much to talk about. There is also much to celebrate. As you know, Madge finalised the adoption of Baby David Banda By Lainey • May 30, 2008 02:56 am
Rachel Bilson The Rachel Rumours Love Rachel Bilson. Rachel Bilson is the best thing about Hayden Christensen. Here she is at Chanel’s New Concept Boutique last night looking stylish and cute as usual but maybe a little pale and pukey which only adds to rumours abound that she is pregnant – totally unsubstantiated and totally By Lainey • May 30, 2008 02:39 am
Baby and Bump Obsession No Twins Not Yet The two Wonder Gods are still inside Angelina Jolie despite rumours out of France that she’d given birth to them on Sunday. In fact, Angie was last seen this week “shopping in the Var region of France, clearly still very pregnant.” And the world waits… By Lainey • May 30, 2008 02:28 am
Rihanna Inseparable You know when you’re so into someone you can’t bear to spend even 5 minutes away from them? Like the world isn’t right unless they’re around? The way Lilo is without her Samro? This must be what it’s like for Rihanna and Chris Brown right By Lainey • May 30, 2008 02:21 am
Intro for May 30, 2008 Dear Gossips, There are reports out of France that the Chosen Twins have blessed humanity, having been delivered a few days ago at a hospital in Aix-en-Provence. The arrival of the double deities has yet to be confirmed by a legitimate US outlet as of post time… will keep you By Lainey • May 30, 2008 01:52 am
Gorgessity Blind for Nicole I wish I had more bad things to say about Nicole Richie. In fact I wish I had many bad things to say about Nicole Richie. Because I like her so much. I like her style. I like everything she wears. I like her face. I like her hair. I By Lainey • May 29, 2008 01:10 pm
Clay Aiken Gaybe Claybe made a Baby??? Shiloh Jolie Pitt! TMZ is reporting that Clay Aiken will be a father. The baby mother’s name is Jaymes Foster. Just to clarify, because in this case there should be clarification, Jaymes is a woman. A Woman. She’s David Foster’s sister and she was apparently artificially inseminated. By Lainey • May 29, 2008 06:53 am
Break Ups Sarah too Multiple sources have confirmed exclusively to LaineyGossip.com that Sarah McLachlan and her husband Ashwin Sood have separated. A reconciliation is not entirely out of the question but I"m told it"s not a consideration right now. They have two daughters. Sarah is currently on holiday in By Lainey • May 29, 2008 06:34 am
Sex & the City Patricia Field for Payless Exclusive Giveaway! Many, many, many of you will be seeing the Sex & the City movie some time this weekend. Am assuming then that you know who Patricia Field is. Remember, SJP is not the style icon. It is Patricia Field who made Carrie Bradshaw. At least her wardrobe. Cool thing is, By Lainey • May 29, 2008 03:47 am
