George Clooney How Sarah Succeeded… Where so many others failed. It’s an undeniable truth: Sarah Larson has secured George Clooney. As secure as George Clooney can be secured. Said it before, will say it again: this girl knows how to play. This girl knows not to over-ask. She knows not to over-reach. She will By Lainey • May 06, 2008 06:07 am
Maple Leaf Josh & Diane at the Met Without question, Joshua Jackson was the most stylish, the most dashing, the hottest dude at the Costume Institute Gala, period, the end. Suddenly Pacey has turned into a fashion boy. Yum. He came of course with Diane Kruger who looked lovely in silver with pink shoes and pink lips. They By Lainey • May 06, 2008 06:04 am
Scarlett Johansson Let the Rock Talk Scarlett Johansson posed for pictures but did not stop to talk, preferring instead to let her ring take centre stage. And it did. She worked her ring. On several occasions, especially when she walked by where we were, she deliberately put her arm around Dolce or Gabbana, giving tv journalists By Lainey • May 06, 2008 05:33 am
Famewhores Rossum Who? For real. No one gave a sh*t. She posed for the still photographers and then slowly headed up the stairs hoping the tv and print outlets would care and maybe, maybe stopped for one or two but while other stars pretended they couldn’t hear the cries of reporters By Lainey • May 06, 2008 05:12 am
Zac Posen The Best Gay in Blue Zac Posen. That’s all. photo from Splashnewsonline.com By Lainey • May 06, 2008 05:08 am
Jennifer Lopez Frumpy Lopez It’s the truth. Her dress sucked. From the back it was all weird and messy. From the front it wasn’t flattering. And the old lady hair, the old lady makeup, the old lady jewels… it wasn’t working for La Lopez. Not at all. And no. It has By Lainey • May 06, 2008 05:04 am
Douchebags The Difference of a Year Last year John Mayer was accompanied by Jessica Simpson to the Costume Institute Gala. She wore a Cavalli that was too small, resulting in back fat and Lara and I lost our sh*t. It was the beginning of the end. Shortly after that, John and Jessica parted ways. Twelve By Lainey • May 06, 2008 04:52 am
Rachel Bilson Rachel > Hayden He commands a bigger paycheque, he is Anakin Skywalker, and still Hayden Christensen took a firm backseat to Rachel Bilson last night. Of course it was a fashion event and she is the fashion girl. But up and down the press line, they were screaming for HER. They were not By Lainey • May 06, 2008 04:20 am
Mary Kate Olsen Ashley > MKO As you know, I’m an MK apologist. MK thrives on the esoteric. She doesn’t want to be admired. At least not by the masses. But tonight, you’d be hard pressed to find a fan even in the deepest recesses of the fashion elites. You think she looks By Lainey • May 06, 2008 04:13 am
Shoes Le Karl & Kate: The Hunger Twins Kate Bosworth’s eye makeup was exquisite. And her dress too. My favourite shoes of the night and the complete opposite of what Emmy Rossum tries to recycle over and over and over again. Which is why Emmy is not worthy of Karl’s company. Kate was wearing Chanel. She By Lainey • May 06, 2008 01:56 am
Beyoncé The Subdued New Mrs It wasn’t the best dress ever – this is after all Beyonce – but it wasn’t the worst. In person it was actually quite lovely, even though it doesn’t photograph well. Was particularly impressed by the colour: an inoffensive shade of pink that didn’t scream Vegas, tacky, or By Lainey • May 06, 2008 01:50 am
Maple Leaf This Love Brings Her Curves Back Remember when Hilary Duff started dating Joel Madden? Remember she went from normal looking and healthy to nasty and malnourished? Remember she totally lost her tits? Well Mike Comrie has had the opposite effect. This is a good thing. A great thing. As you can see, Hilary’s curves have By Lainey • May 06, 2008 01:29 am
Sarah Silverman Black, White, Dots, and Stripes It’s about knowing what suits you, right? What Sarah wore tonight was fun and free and respectful of the occasion…with a dash of personality too. Am all over the striped cut-off gloves clashing with the polka dots. Loved the way she stalked the carpet too. Like she was By Lainey • May 06, 2008 01:22 am
Janet Jackson Hardly Anyone Cared Seriously… I felt badly for Janet Jackson. I mean it’s Janet Jackson, right? She released a new album this year which has totally unperformed, it’s been all Mimi and Madonna and no Damita Jo, and she showed up on the carpet tonight and all of us on the By Lainey • May 06, 2008 12:55 am
Christina Ricci Wonder Woman Underneath The theme was superheros but many celebrities played it safe. It was Christina Ricci then who took the inspiration and ran with a sense of humour. Beneath the pink was a Wonder Woman suit that sucked in every inch. It was amazing. Her ass was amazing. Totally appropriate, very chic, By Lainey • May 06, 2008 12:50 am
George Clooney The Regal Julia The hysteria around Julia Roberts is definitely not what it once was. And she wants it that way. She took herself away from the spotlight, she tried to atone for homewrecking on Vera, and she birthed her babies on a paparazzi-free plot of land in New Mexico. In the years By Lainey • May 06, 2008 12:30 am
