Douchebags Junior Gets Richer Kevin Federline Jr has much to celebrate today. It has been confirmed that his wife Tori Spelling will reprise her role as Donna Martin in the new 90210 debuting this fall. Donna owns a swanky boutique in Beverly Hills. Given that Tori’s late father Aaron produced the original, it’ By Lainey • May 27, 2008 06:26 am
Meet Samantha Jones Tonight is the NY premiere of Sex & the City. Immediately after the red carpet, Samantha Jones aka Kim Cattrall is coming home to Canada and she’ll be joining eTalk on Wednesday live at our storefront studio to answer audience questions. See her up close, ask what you’ve By Lainey • May 27, 2008 05:50 am
Frauds What Tom Wants to Hear I loved Will Smith. Will Smith was perfect. And then Will Smith drank the Xenu juice. Will Smith hasn’t been the same since. So Will dropped by Ellen’s yesterday to promote Hancock – did you watch? Sigh. Made me sad. Once upon a time, Will Smith wasn’t so… By Lainey • May 27, 2008 04:48 am
Hilary Duff Hilary is not Jessica There is a high waisted difference between the two… although the Duff does look better from the front than she does from the side, non? This is the catch, I think, with the high waist issue. Unless you’re ten feet tall, inevitably, there’s an angle that ends up By Lainey • May 27, 2008 03:01 am
Famewhores Shelfy Stomps Her Feet Who’s the little Shelfy pouting in the corner? There’s the little Shelfy who needs more attention. Poor little petulant Shelfy has spent weeks off the headlines. That’s why the little Shelfy is stomping her feet. And putting her publicist right back to work. You see, Shelf Ass By Lainey • May 27, 2008 02:43 am
Gossip Girl Golden Girl & Lonely Boy hold hands SPOILER! Was totally over Serena until the season finale of Gossip Girl but the fact that there’s a promising summer ahead without Dan Humphrey is definitely winning me back. How f*cking amazing was it that the show ended with the words: I"m Chuck Bass. But while By Lainey • May 27, 2008 02:20 am
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Dog Whisperer Book Giveaway! It’s the Ultimate Episode Guide to Cesar’s show indexed according to breed and behavioural problem. Thanks to the Dog Whisperer, my husband now thinks he’s like the Polish Cesar Milan. Even though our dog is still an asshole. His excuse is that Marcus has no respect for By Lainey • May 27, 2008 02:14 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Goes Back to Bard She is, after all, totally English now. It was announced last week – a new production of King Lear is underway with Sir Anthony Hopkins as the title character, my Gwyneth as Regan, and Keira Knightley as Cordelia. But of course it’s Keira Knightley as Cordelia. Can’t Keira ever By Lainey • May 26, 2008 05:59 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Where’s Ali Lohan? Entertainment Weekly has compiled a list of 33 of the hottest celebrities over 50. Among them: Meryl Streep, Helen Mirren, Susan Sarandon, Denzel, Bruce Willis, Ian McKellen (yes yes yes!), Iman (this bitch is 50???), Angela Bassett, and Jessica Lange (totally disagree. She mutilated her face.) For the complete list, By Lainey • May 26, 2008 04:55 am
Kirsten Dunst Why Kiki’s So Happy There have been allegations that my Kiki has fallen off the wagon several times. And while it is entirely possible that she’s using again, she has also reported to work on the set of All Good Things after satisfying insurance standards which is a good sign. And why not? By Lainey • May 26, 2008 04:16 am
Girlcrushes About Catalina Sandino Moreno I loved Maria Full of Grace. Have you seen it? Catalina Sandino Moreno was nominated for an Oscar for that role. And deservedly so. I wish I had a name like Catalina Sandino Moreno. I wish I looked like Catalina Sandino Moreno. There’s a great story about her on By Lainey • May 26, 2008 03:51 am
Bad Style Newlyweds in Cannes Has it only been 6 weeks? INF caught Beyonce and Jay-Z last night in Cannes in a rare moment of affection before they spotted photographers and disentangled themselves. Love them but don’t understand why he lets her out of the house like that. With that thing on her head. By Lainey • May 26, 2008 03:01 am
Lindsay Lohan On Lilo & Sam These two are hot together. Hot like Callie and Dr Hawn – a major reason why I’ve started watching Grey’s Anatomy again. Lesbian is the new Louboutin… right? Am told the Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson relationship is as volatile as they come. According to a source who observed them By Lainey • May 26, 2008 02:45 am
Sports The Players Play in Monaco The duel of lifetime has hit the road – Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have been seen making out all over the French Riviera and also turned up in Monaco at the weekend for the Grand Prix. My sources say Lance loves the attention, it’s a big selling point for By Lainey • May 26, 2008 02:21 am
Break Ups Why Jess Gets No Respect Because she has to beg for love. Over and over and over again. Three relationships and three times it’s been the same bitter end, to say nothing of the fact that Adam Levine goes around telling people that she showed up to his hotel room wearing nothing but a By Lainey • May 26, 2008 02:18 am
Madonna How Madge Moves Fifteen minutes before Madonna arrived on the carpet her personal trainer hustled in with some other dude pulling a glossy suitcase behind him. Now that"s preparation. Amazing. Guy was lingering around in a corner waiting for her too. Then they cleared everyone but security and her entourage from By Lainey • May 23, 2008 06:14 am
