Ashley Olsen A Happy Olsen? First Mary Kate steps out not looking skeletal, then her twin actually cracked a smile? The apocalypse. Check out a very cute Ashley Olsen last night at the screening of Everywhere at Once in New York. She didn’t just smile, she was actually almost ebullient, appeared to be rather By Lainey • Apr 30, 2008 05:13 am
Sports How Jessica Simpson F-cks up her Love Life Will this girl ever learn? Or will that pervy Joe ever let her just live her love instead of selling her love? And every other aspect of her life? Jess graces the cover of the new issue of Glamour and reveals many private details about her relationship with Tony Romo By Lainey • Apr 30, 2008 05:02 am
Hook Ups John on Jen’s Golden Skin! The first photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heating up Miami! Looks like In Touch Weekly outbid all the other publications to make it happen. As you can see, Jen and John are lounging by the pool – his head on her shoulder – and totally immersed in their own profundity By Lainey • Apr 30, 2008 04:34 am
Quiveration RDJ Makes You Quiver Iron Man is amazing. Because Robert Downey Jr is amazing. I’m telling you… your loins will not disagree. You will come out of that theatre seriously considering him for your Freebie Five. Trust. Here’s a taste of RDJ’s quiver yesterday as he arrived to tape Letterman, rocking By Lainey • Apr 30, 2008 04:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brangelunatics Flock to France They’re on the move! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their 4 children, with the Second Coming safely ensconced in Angie’s stomach, reportedly arrived in Nice on Monday and are staying at Paul Allen’s villa in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat. Angelina has two projects debuting at Cannes By Lainey • Apr 30, 2008 03:58 am
Paula Abdul Please Don’t Take Her Pills Away! When reality can no longer be counted on on reality tv, thank Xenu for a babbling fool like Paula Abdul. She’s always good for unscripted drama. Unscripted drama is the smutty best. Big news this morning – last night on American Idol, the contestants performed twice. Due to a tight By Lainey • Apr 30, 2008 03:54 am
Douchebags Would You Rather: Rossum vs Criss Angel It’s the ultimate Rossum Would You Rather Challenge! Rossum vs Criss Angel… Right??? See attached of Criss Angel with Wilmer Valderrama at some party in Vegas the other day and Emmy wearing two near identical virgin dresses to the premiere of Speed Racer at the weekend and last night By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 09:35 am
Quiveration Chuck & Steff I watched Gossip Girl and Pretty in Pink back to back last night. Just happened that as soon as GG was over, I found Pink on another channel. How do you turn away from Pretty in Pink on tv? And while Ed Westwick’s Chuck is inherently more endearing, the By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 09:07 am
Mary Kate Olsen Who Might Be Eating? MKO??? Really??? Here she is last night in New York at the Chanel party celebrating the Tribeca Film Festival and maybe it’s because I’ve just seen Kristen Johnson’s legs but MK’s … well… they’ve looked a lot worse. Could Mary Kate Olsen actually be making healthy By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 08:42 am
Who Needs to Eat? This is Kristen Johnson last night in New York. She was in that show 3rd Rock From The Sun. Looks like she hasn’t eaten since she played that woman who fell out of the window and died on Sex & The City. The legs. Look at her legs. Her By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 08:10 am
Gary Dourdan CSI: Coke, Stupid, and Intoxicated Gary Dourdan – word is Warrick Brown is leaving CSI. What came first … the chicken or the egg? Are they kicking him off because he’s got a bad attitude and a bad addiction or did his bad addiction result from him getting kicked off? TMZ.com is reporting that Gary By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 07:20 am
Maple Leaf Canada 90210 By now you know they’re remaking Beverly Hills 90210. And you probably already know that Lori Loughlin has signed on to play the mom character – the new “Cindy Walsh”. But while online gossip all but confirmed Hilary Duff in the role of Brenda yesterday, it turns out the plum By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 04:59 am
Clown The Hills: The Rolling Stones Cover Here it is… Heidi kills me. And poor Whitney doesn’t even get to show her face! Actually… NOT poor Whitney. Whitney was apparently the biggest bitch at this shoot. And Lauren was an insecure mess. And Audrina is dumb as f&cking ass. Click here to revisit my By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 04:47 am
Patrick Dempsey Even When She Smiles… She looks like a miserable bitch. Who? Patrick Dempsey’s wife, of course. Perma scowlface accompanied her husband last night to the NY premiere of Made of Honour and tried to crack to smile. She was successful but looked like she was straining herself, non? Want to play our favourite By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 04:09 am
Liv Tyler By Request Thanks for your emails this morning. As requested more photos of Liv Tyler are attached. Especially of her shoes. Per the Gwyneth posting earlier, Liv showed up at the Iron Man screening in New York looking healthy and well rested after taking some time off to be with family before By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 03:44 am
Clown Dirty Face Returns to the Carpet We’ve seen a lot of Lindsay Lohan lately but not “officially”. Not on a red carpet. Her red carpet appearances have been few and far between. But LG must have paid her a pretty penny last night because she showed up at the launch of the Scarlet HD TV By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 03:29 am
