Gorgessity Cate at Blindness Cate Blanchett attended the opening gala at Cannes for Blindness last night. This is not a forgiving colour. Not a colour for a woman four weeks after giving birth who might have some insecurities. Clearly, Cate Blanchett is not that woman. Of course she isn’t. Cate is here for By Lainey • May 15, 2008 12:22 am
Girlcrushes Gorgessity at Blindness Natalie Portman last night at the gala. You think she’s beautiful in pictures? Well in person it’s even more. It’s not just the face – the dress of course was perfection – but it’s Natalie as a package. The way she moves, the way she walks, the way By Lainey • May 14, 2008 11:19 pm
Quiveration Hotness at Blindness I interviewed Sean Penn at TIFF last year on the Into the Wild red carpet. I remember coming out of that experience enlightened re: his sex appeal. There is something about Sean Penn. This year he is heading the jury. So last night he walked the carpet in a tux. By Lainey • May 14, 2008 11:16 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession It’s Twins! Angelina Jolie in Cannes, on a junket for Kung Fu Panda, interviewed today by Access Hollywood confirmed that she is indeed HAVING TWINS! Jack Black apparently f&cked up and blurted it out, then she revealed it herself. The Second AND the THIRD Coming! I feel blessed just being By Lainey • May 14, 2008 07:11 am
Girlcrushes Is It Her Time? Hilary Swank has two Oscars. TWO. And Julianne Moore has zero. WTF? Attached – Julianne walking in NYC on Tuesday presumably before heading to Cannes where her film Blindness will open the festival tonight. There is a LOT of hype around this movie. Those who’ve screened it can’t stop By Lainey • May 14, 2008 06:57 am
Gossip Girl The Bitches and Chuck at the Upfronts Leighton Meester’s purple clutch…you likey? It’s cool yes. But the fact that she has to tuck her hand into looks weird. At least it photographs weird. Like her hand is missing. Missing a hand looks weird. Other than that, as usual, she is sublime. Love her. And By Lainey • May 14, 2008 06:54 am
Douchebags John Takes Jen on the Road From Miami to Orlando! Jennifer Aniston is taking her sizzling spring fling with John Mayer on the road! John was booked for a private RIM performance in Orlando last night and flew via private jet with Jen and her dog Norman. Norman is so cute. Look at him. Look at By Lainey • May 14, 2008 06:40 am
Break Ups Exit Romo Her reps are denying it but her reps also lie as often as Jennifer Aniston’s. Robin Leach was the first to report it two weeks ago. What began as a romantic weekend in Vegas quickly turned sour as Jess and Tony both left town after a huge blowout that By Lainey • May 14, 2008 06:37 am
They Can’t Tell Us Apart Just in case you thought I was exaggerating when I told you about being mistaken for Tila Tequila by an ignorant dude who can’t tell his Asians apart… It’s not as uncommon as you might think. We fellow yellows can confound even the editors of a major US By Lainey • May 13, 2008 09:57 am
Famewhores A Glimpse of the Monster When Dina Lohan signed on for her reality show, it was supposed to be about HER. Her life as a momager. Her relentless parental pimp. Her attempt to strike gold for a second time with Lindsay’s little sister. Needless to say, producers quickly realised that the child is much By Lainey • May 13, 2008 05:59 am
Friday Night Lights Taylor, Tami, and the Kids At the NBC Universal Experience yesterday when the network presented its 2008/2009 offering, a few cast members from the best show on television, Friday Night Lights, showed up to celebrate Ben Silverman’s smart decision to bring it back for a third season. No, I won’t shut my By Lainey • May 13, 2008 04:52 am
The Office Jim with a beard No likey. John Krasinski with a beard sucks. Please make it stop. As for what’s going on on The Office – I’ve had to watch the last 2 episodes with my hands over my eyes. Something is rotten in the state of Dunder Mifflin. Jim can’t become Michael. By Lainey • May 13, 2008 03:34 am
Hook Ups How Lilo Likes Her Makeup Sex Makeup sex is hot sex. Lesbian makeup sex is even hotter. Firecrotch lesbian makeup sex is the hottest. It was reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson got into a huge scrap the other night that left Lilo in tears, so distraught she had to be comforted By Lainey • May 13, 2008 01:08 am
Gorgessity Looking Ravishing at Dior Jennifer Lopez had her ass handed to her by Charlize Theron at the Dior Cruise Collection private event last night. Charlize of course is paid by Dior J’Adore and as you can see, it’s been a smart investment. The woman is flawless. An insufferable bitch, yes, but flawless By Lainey • May 13, 2008 01:05 am
Bad Style Looking Rough at Dior Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, yesterday in New York at the Christian Dior Cruise 2009 Collection private event. You’d think she of all people would be rocking a post-baby glow, non? Shockingly it’s been quite the opposite. Simply put, she looks like sh*t. The face is sh* By Lainey • May 13, 2008 01:02 am
Mariah Carey Mimi Loves the Frenzy She loves it. She can’t get enough of it. And look at the size of that f&cking ring! Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon went out for dinner in Beverly Hills last night and were greeted by a pap army upon leaving, all of them eager By Lainey • May 13, 2008 01:00 am
