Famewhores Hot Becks, Old Posh David fixed up that mess on his face and he was back to his quivering standard. Victoria on the other hand… Victoria was a disaster. It was the worst she’s looked in a long, long time. It was atrocious. Like gasp-inducing atrocity. Like if he was contemplating cheating again, By Lainey • May 06, 2008 06:53 am
Lainey Interviews Being Bee’s Bitch Some things you have to see to believe. Lara and I lost our sh*t last year over Bee Schaeffer and Anna Wintour only to get completely undressed by the divine Ms W. This year it was a different story. But first… Bee was wearing this over-the-top Nina Ricci. She By Lainey • May 06, 2008 06:46 am
Kate Moss Stella and Snarly Kate A favourite moment for sure. Stella McCartney and Kate Moss –like two girls in high school caught up in their own inside joke. Held hands virtually the whole time, giggling uncontrollably, laughing at other people, often not bothering to hide it… mostly it was Kate, of course. It was Kate By Lainey • May 06, 2008 06:36 am
Quiveration And God Created Them These two are obscene. So obscenely goodlooking they need a new word. A new word to describe their complete and total gorgessity domination. It is SO unfair! Watching them paw at each other is even worse. They stood there on the landing, basking in their own beauty, quite obviously ridiculously By Lainey • May 06, 2008 06:16 am
George Clooney How Sarah Succeeded… Where so many others failed. It’s an undeniable truth: Sarah Larson has secured George Clooney. As secure as George Clooney can be secured. Said it before, will say it again: this girl knows how to play. This girl knows not to over-ask. She knows not to over-reach. She will By Lainey • May 06, 2008 06:07 am
Maple Leaf Josh & Diane at the Met Without question, Joshua Jackson was the most stylish, the most dashing, the hottest dude at the Costume Institute Gala, period, the end. Suddenly Pacey has turned into a fashion boy. Yum. He came of course with Diane Kruger who looked lovely in silver with pink shoes and pink lips. They By Lainey • May 06, 2008 06:04 am
Scarlett Johansson Let the Rock Talk Scarlett Johansson posed for pictures but did not stop to talk, preferring instead to let her ring take centre stage. And it did. She worked her ring. On several occasions, especially when she walked by where we were, she deliberately put her arm around Dolce or Gabbana, giving tv journalists By Lainey • May 06, 2008 05:33 am
Famewhores Rossum Who? For real. No one gave a sh*t. She posed for the still photographers and then slowly headed up the stairs hoping the tv and print outlets would care and maybe, maybe stopped for one or two but while other stars pretended they couldn’t hear the cries of reporters By Lainey • May 06, 2008 05:12 am
Zac Posen The Best Gay in Blue Zac Posen. That’s all. photo from Splashnewsonline.com By Lainey • May 06, 2008 05:08 am
Jennifer Lopez Frumpy Lopez It’s the truth. Her dress sucked. From the back it was all weird and messy. From the front it wasn’t flattering. And the old lady hair, the old lady makeup, the old lady jewels… it wasn’t working for La Lopez. Not at all. And no. It has By Lainey • May 06, 2008 05:04 am
Douchebags The Difference of a Year Last year John Mayer was accompanied by Jessica Simpson to the Costume Institute Gala. She wore a Cavalli that was too small, resulting in back fat and Lara and I lost our sh*t. It was the beginning of the end. Shortly after that, John and Jessica parted ways. Twelve By Lainey • May 06, 2008 04:52 am
Rachel Bilson Rachel > Hayden He commands a bigger paycheque, he is Anakin Skywalker, and still Hayden Christensen took a firm backseat to Rachel Bilson last night. Of course it was a fashion event and she is the fashion girl. But up and down the press line, they were screaming for HER. They were not By Lainey • May 06, 2008 04:20 am
Mary Kate Olsen Ashley > MKO As you know, I’m an MK apologist. MK thrives on the esoteric. She doesn’t want to be admired. At least not by the masses. But tonight, you’d be hard pressed to find a fan even in the deepest recesses of the fashion elites. You think she looks By Lainey • May 06, 2008 04:13 am
Shoes Le Karl & Kate: The Hunger Twins Kate Bosworth’s eye makeup was exquisite. And her dress too. My favourite shoes of the night and the complete opposite of what Emmy Rossum tries to recycle over and over and over again. Which is why Emmy is not worthy of Karl’s company. Kate was wearing Chanel. She By Lainey • May 06, 2008 01:56 am
Beyoncé The Subdued New Mrs It wasn’t the best dress ever – this is after all Beyonce – but it wasn’t the worst. In person it was actually quite lovely, even though it doesn’t photograph well. Was particularly impressed by the colour: an inoffensive shade of pink that didn’t scream Vegas, tacky, or By Lainey • May 06, 2008 01:50 am
Maple Leaf This Love Brings Her Curves Back Remember when Hilary Duff started dating Joel Madden? Remember she went from normal looking and healthy to nasty and malnourished? Remember she totally lost her tits? Well Mike Comrie has had the opposite effect. This is a good thing. A great thing. As you can see, Hilary’s curves have By Lainey • May 06, 2008 01:29 am
