Naomi Campbell Crazy at the Opera Naomi Campbell showed up at the opera last night and while she kept her crazy in check, the girl did look rough. Rough for Naomi, that is. Not rough compared to us, but rough for a supermodel. The suit was awkward, the pants were ill-fitting, the weave was budget, and By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 02:43 am
Clown Lilo Territorial Easy girl… Obviously relapse makes a girl nasty. And aggressive. And overprotective of her p&ssy! Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been inseparable for weeks. Lilo has been following Samantha from LA to NYC on dj gigs and word is, when Ashley Olsen stopped by to say hello By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 02:22 am
Patrick Dempsey Happiest Couple Alive I know it’s only Monday and we usually play the Photo Assumption Game on Fridays but this one was too good to pass up. It’s Patrick Dempsey and his wife, Scowlface, at a screening of Made of Honour today in London. They look thrilled, non? Like… totally so By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 11:39 am
Whitney Houston Young Boys Like Wonky Tits LOVE that Whitney is Bobby-free. LOVE that she is getting her younger man fix. Am all over the younger man fix. Within legal limits of course. As for the Gay Math limits… well Ray J comes in two years underneath the threshold. Whitney clearly cares not for Gay Math. Whitney By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 07:36 am
Parent Pimps It’s the Hand Many of you have emailed today about this, especially on the heels of Taylor Momsen’s revealing pose on the cover of New York Magazine. Duey emailed me last night, procrastinating as usual, with a message as follows: The apocalypse. I feel sorry for Miley Cyrus. Of course I was By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 07:17 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Head to Toe Gwyneth My Gwyneth in Paris today starting promotion for Iron Man clad head to toe in designer apparel that was probably packaged and delivered wrapped in a bow right to her doorstep. No charge. Remember, my girl is on a list of very, very few privy to Nicolas Ghesquière’s newest By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 06:49 am
Clown Please Take Her Picture! Perhaps second to only Heather Mills, not many women are as universally despised as Denise Richards, which is why it’s baffling that any network would give her her own reality tv show. A show in which she will gratuitously pimp her children so as to more effectively fellate the By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 04:37 am
Taylor Momsen Thoughts on 14? I’m mad at Colby P but he brings up a very interesting discussion point: That white hot naughty Gossip Girl cover for New York Magazine – you will note, Taylor Momsen who plays little Jenny is stripped down and full of temptation. But she’s only 14. She was born By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 04:12 am
Xenu Gold, Old, and Shady As mentioned earlier, Tom and Katie were on hand for the Beckhams birthday party last night in Santa Monica. Which means that, again, In Touch Weekly is, as usual, full of ass. Katie is NOT leaving him. Maybe that’s why she looks like sh*t. That gold dress on By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 03:54 am
Edward Norton Ed for Earth Day Earth Day is tomorrow and yesterday in Washington, at a rally at the National Mall, Edward Norton delivered a speech about going green looking hotter than he has in a long time. Yum. Green seems to be his favourite colour these days. Ed wrote the screenplay for and starred in By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 02:56 am
Hook Ups Sean and Kim: back on! Last night at the Beckham dinner, among the celebrity guests – Sean Diddy Combs and Kim Porter, who broke up last year allegedly over his infidelities, quite obviously now back together. Apparently Diddy has promised to be faithful. And Kim has promised to believe him. I can’t say that I By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 02:23 am
BFFs All of Posh’s BFFs Big night last night as many stars capitalised on the photo opp and showed up for Victoria and David’s joint birthday party. Most notable of course… Tom and Katie. Which means the BFFs have made up. Obviously Tom Cruise has come to terms with Posh’s thin-fluence on his By Lainey • Apr 20, 2008 09:41 pm
Gossip Girl The Blair Bitch is Back Are you ready? Tonight marks the return of Gossip Girl. Am 34. Am pathetic. Can’t.F&cking.Wait. But the good news is … Gossip Girl is not Twilight. Well... in one way, it might be like Twilight. Because Twilight the movie will artistically be undoubtedly better than the By Lainey • Apr 20, 2008 09:34 pm
Xenu Madge Pities the Midge Only Madonna. Only Madonna could attack Tom’s virility under the guise of sympathy. Madge gave an interview to New York Magazine and defended Tom Cruise’s scientological fanaticism by comparing him to starving orphans in Africa: "He is a good person. I think he gets a raw deal, By Lainey • Apr 20, 2008 09:29 pm
Clown More Like Her Mother… Every day. Lindsay Lohan spent much of the weekend in NYC trailing around Samantha Ronson accompanying her on gigs at clubs where the alcohol is freeflowing and the coke even more. Lilo reportedly danced wildly, smoked cigarettes, tossed her weave around, and rocked a few body rolls. She hung out By Lainey • Apr 20, 2008 09:26 pm
Frauds Her Favourite Thing Love Hollywood dichotomies. Sunday night, Oprah’s Big Give finale, Jennifer Aniston was the special guest. I didn’t watch but am told it was pure Oprah-style hysteria: MiniVan Majority members fainting in the aisles, people clapping until they cried and crying until they clapped. Jen apparently made some kind By Lainey • Apr 20, 2008 09:18 pm
