Sarah Silverman Black, White, Dots, and Stripes It’s about knowing what suits you, right? What Sarah wore tonight was fun and free and respectful of the occasion…with a dash of personality too. Am all over the striped cut-off gloves clashing with the polka dots. Loved the way she stalked the carpet too. Like she was By Lainey • May 06, 2008 01:22 am
Janet Jackson Hardly Anyone Cared Seriously… I felt badly for Janet Jackson. I mean it’s Janet Jackson, right? She released a new album this year which has totally unperformed, it’s been all Mimi and Madonna and no Damita Jo, and she showed up on the carpet tonight and all of us on the By Lainey • May 06, 2008 12:55 am
Christina Ricci Wonder Woman Underneath The theme was superheros but many celebrities played it safe. It was Christina Ricci then who took the inspiration and ran with a sense of humour. Beneath the pink was a Wonder Woman suit that sucked in every inch. It was amazing. Her ass was amazing. Totally appropriate, very chic, By Lainey • May 06, 2008 12:50 am
George Clooney The Regal Julia The hysteria around Julia Roberts is definitely not what it once was. And she wants it that way. She took herself away from the spotlight, she tried to atone for homewrecking on Vera, and she birthed her babies on a paparazzi-free plot of land in New Mexico. In the years By Lainey • May 06, 2008 12:30 am
You Likey? NKOTB! The new song! It’s called Summertime – click here for a listen. You likey? Me lovey! It’s like being 16 all over again! Step by Step…ooohhh baby! Just for fun – go back and watch the video. Those dance moves, that hair, Danny lifting weights! Don’t lie. By Lainey • May 05, 2008 06:14 am
Nicole Kidman Granny Freeze beaten by the bitch-beating fan??? Is it possible that Nicole Kidman’s frozen face is too much, even for Karl Lagerfeld? You know… if Le Karl thinks it’s too extreme, it MUST be too extreme. Did you know that there are actually Nicole Kidman fans out there who believe her when she says she’ By Lainey • May 05, 2008 05:44 am
Famewhores What Else Is There To Do? Jennifer Aniston has the best life to go with the best body. I love food too much to have a body like that. Sigh. Check her out, in her favourite spot, by the pool this weekend in Miami soaking up the sun. And all this wasn’t stimulating enough for By Lainey • May 05, 2008 05:17 am
George Clooney Sarah Will Be There Well that takes the mystery out of it. His cheap taste continues… George Clooney arrived in New York and Sarah Larson was with him. Needless to say, she’ll be at the Costume Institute Gala tonight, presumably dressed by Armani, since Mr Armani is co-hosting along with George and Julia. By Lainey • May 05, 2008 03:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Let it Begin Reese Witherspoon showed her support yesterday at the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer in Washington, DC. Jake Gyllenhaal was filming there recently… Reese looked healthy and happy and not Hollywood malnourished. And so already, the dreaded baby bump talk is starting up again. Because celebrities are not allowed to have By Lainey • May 05, 2008 02:37 am
Quiveration Hot Harry on a Horse Gets a Medal His first Army medal as his brother and his dad proudly looked on. But what everyone else is talking about is the presence of Chelsy Davy at the official ceremony. Her attendance is a big deal. Like a legitimisation of their relationship. After a bit of a bumpy patch a By Lainey • May 05, 2008 02:07 am
Quiveration Riding Robert’s Redemption My Gwyneth made a movie and people actually went to see it. Why??? Three big letters: R. D. J. Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man – yes, yes, yes!!! RDJ f&cking owned the box office this weekend, smashing early projections, making Jon Favreau look like a genius, and proving that By Lainey • May 05, 2008 01:49 am
Shoes Coveting Cam’s Shoes Cannot wait to see what Cam will wear tonight at the Costume Institute Gala. And if the shoes she wore for a junket this weekend in New York are any indication… Cam is going to bring it. Cam is going as a guest tonight of Vogue. Yes. Vogue. As in By Lainey • May 05, 2008 01:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Picture Perfect Pax and Dad Nothing’s hotter than Pitt Porn but Brad with his kids comes a quivering close second. The Pitts hit the beach with The Edge on Sunday with Maddox, Miss Zahara, and Pax who was all over daddy to the delight of the photographers taking these postcard perfect images. He’s By Lainey • May 05, 2008 01:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Family Pitt French Holiday Check out photos of Brad and Angelina over the weekend, reportedly staying at Paul Allen’s villa in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat and also popping out for a few hours via helicopter on Saturday with Miss Zahara. Apparently they went to suss out a large property, evidently still looking to By Lainey • May 05, 2008 01:30 am
Famewhores A Rare Unplanned Picture Shelf Ass Jessica Biel photographed at the airport headed to NYC after a lengthy delay. Wonder if she’ll be demanding that Pip start flying her in private planes from now on? Because her clever publicist, who has been able to build Shelfy’s career on the sole basis of By Lainey • May 05, 2008 01:17 am
Frauds First Oprah…now Matt? Tom Cruise’s interview with the Mighty Opes was the talk of the weekend. Click here to read my initial impressions . How many times did they have to say “I Love You” before she left the house? Watching these two I’m convinced I’m in a loveless marriage. But By Lainey • May 05, 2008 01:12 am
