Smutty Surgery Granny at the Game As a typical Canadian, for the last 2 weeks, the only thing on tv is hockey. First round is always the most fun. Am particularly amused by how Sidney Crosby is trying to grow a moustache. Only Orlando Bloom has fewer whiskers. Last night, Detroit at Nashville, Granny Freeze and By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 02:53 am
Famewhores Jakey vs Shelfy? Shelf Ass Jessica Biel somehow conned her way into a starring role opposite Jake Gyllenhaal in Nailed, the first screenplay co-penned by Kristin Gore. No wonder she’s so happily smug…although my sources say, she needs to be careful. Jakey, you see, is not a fan of her antics. By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 02:28 am
Eva Longoria The Girls Without KatE Adding fuel to the speculation that Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes have broken up – last night Posh hit the town for an early birthday celebration and KatE was conspicuously absent. She’s been replaced though by another Kate – Beckinsale, that is, and Eva Longoria, who was interviewed recently about her By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 02:11 am
Intro for Apr 17, 2008 Dear Gossips, Back in Vancouver now after whirlwind trip to Portland and LA but we are still living out of boxes. Totally thought Marcus would not take well to change but for now, since the furniture isn’t in place yet, he’s all over the fact that he has By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 02:06 am
Victoria Beckham Just Missed Posh Heather and I went looking for suspenders on Robertson yesterday and when we popped into Kitson in desperation, we were shocked – SHOCKED! – that it actually wasn’t a dump in there. If you’ve been to Kitson, you know what I mean. They stock their sh*t haphazardly in these By Lainey • Apr 16, 2008 05:19 am
Sports Becks likes bigger bums Maybe he would like mine! Mine is bigger than his wife’s! All asses are bigger than his wife’s! Just like the ass he appeared to be appreciating courtside at the Laker game the other day. Hee. Funny, yes. But also sad. That Victoria tortures herself down to a By Lainey • Apr 16, 2008 05:05 am
Baby and Bump Obsession What Happened to the First & Second? Nicole Kidman was rather chatty the other night on the carpet at the CMT Awards – unusual for her when it’s not really HER project. It was Keith Urban of course who was a nominee that night. And you know Granny Freeze prefers to play demure where the marriage is By Lainey • Apr 16, 2008 04:47 am
Famewhores Rossum Thinnification It’s been a long, long time since Emmy brought her Rossum to a red carpet. Late last year you had to scrape her off the red carpet. Because Rossum showed up at every red carpet to rape us with her sugar…thank you Keira Knightley. During the early part By Lainey • Apr 16, 2008 04:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession But will it sell? People.com is reporting it now so it must be true, right? Or they must want us to believe it’s true right? Because according to the celebrity ass-kissing magazine, Ashlee Simpson is indeed pregnant and she and Pete Wentz will wed in May. So says their “source”. In other By Lainey • Apr 16, 2008 02:07 am
Lily Allen In the Minority Not a popular sentiment but I LOVE Lily Allen as a blonde. Love it. Love the red lips, love the skin, love the hair … am all over it. This is Lily at an art show tonight in London looking glum and sullen. Because she’s not drunk. Yet. Photos from By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 10:08 am
Miley Cyrus Miley’s Mouth An irrational pet peeve, I know. Similar to the way I feel about turned out feet… but still. Miley’s mouth makes me crazy. Like bat sh*t, not in a good way, medieval crazy. Like she deliberately put some kind of contraption in there to make it stay open. By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 07:12 am
Parent Pimps With a Mother Like This… You still like Hayden Panettiere’s chances of NOT becoming Lindsay Lohan? Really??? Check out Hayden and her mother yesterday on set in Vancouver. Next to her mom, finally, Hayden actually looks her age. Endearing too. Feel sorry for her now…especially seeing the face – or the new face – of By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 06:02 am
Xenu Xenu Hates Losers His name is Jason Beghe. Once upon a time he worshipped at the altar of Xenu. Now he’s cut ties with the Church and is launching a vitriolic attack. Click here for the video. His most notable quote? “Scientology is destructive and a rip-off. It’s very, very dangerous By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 05:34 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Welcome Back Nelly It has been too long. Too long since Nelly put out a video. Too long since Nelly frolicked in the shower with a dance floor ho. Too long since Nelly dragged on a joint on a baseball diamond with strippers in go-go boots. I love Nelly. And Nelly is finally By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 04:38 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Anna Loves Gwyneth It’s unanimous. Gwyneth’s new cover for the May issue of Vogue, as my husband would say, licks balls. Not even I, a Gwyneth worshipper through and through, can find an ounce of golden goodness in this goose. It’s horrid. But it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 04:22 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Go ‘head and flaunt it Who wouldn’t? Fergie and Josh Duhamel went out for dinner last night in NYC and as she was leaving, Fergie proudly displayed that engagement ring. Lucky bitch. She also showed off a remarkably attractive face. Call me Cruise but …has she been getting better and better looking the last By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 03:57 am
