Baby and Bump Obsession Granny Grows… a Little. I think? Last night at the CMT Awards, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman looked beautiful. Seriously beautiful. Like a statue or an artifact polished and presented, like any inanimate work of art, stunningly beautiful without the blush of life. Here’s Gran with Keith basking in her expectant glow, slightly, I think, bigger By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 03:28 am
Quiveration No Rhythm > Over-Rhythm Am not evolved enough to understand the apparent loin-inflammation that has been resulting from Mario Lopez’s Broadway debut in A Chorus Line. So he can dance. But does he have to flame dance? This is ignorant, I know. And I wish I could be like Sarah Jessica Parker. I By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 10:11 am
Cameron Diaz Cougar Cam Makes a Cameo The first sketch on SNL is always considered the strongest. And while Ashton Kutcher was officially the host, it was Cameron’s cameo that stole the show. She was fantastic. Obnoxious and annoying and perfect – in many ways, Saturday Night Live is the ideal showcase for her… talents. Cam played By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 04:53 am
Ashton Kutcher Ashton Mayer Did you watch SNL? First and final sketches were my favourites. And Kristin Wiig is the sh*t. Angelina Jolaire… remember that? Hee. So Ashton hosted, was competent, and also so so so hot. Because when Ashton shaves, Ashton is gorgeous. And he looks amazing in clothes. Perfect pants, shirts By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 03:18 am
Hook Ups Name a Funnier Couple Can you? Amy Poehler and Will Arnett (a Canadian!) last night at an autism benefit in a rare red carpet appearance. They say Amy’s days on SNL are numbered – not because they don’t want to keep her, but because they can’t keep her. Just like they couldn’ By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 03:14 am
Rumer Willis Rumey’s Little Waist and New Friends Rumer went shopping the other day to show off her bouncy breasts accentuated by a very small waist. And don’t call my Rumey a butterface! My Rumey has good angles! And in person she’s actually almost cute! Rumey also showed up in New York on Saturday night to By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 02:56 am
Beyoncé Newlyweds Play Coy Beyonce and Jay-Z showed up courtside at a basketball game the other day and continued to play coy about their wedding. Jay was ring-less and B kept her hand hidden…not that there’s any question about what happened on 4/4/8. Still… am all over the fact that By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 02:51 am
Katie Holmes Replacing KatE with Kate Rumour has it, Victoria Beckham has had enough of Katie Holmes, unhappy with the fact that her protégé has now become more posh. UK tabloids are also reporting that Tom has chilled to his wife’s friendship with Mrs Beckham, supposedly because Victoria is a bad “thin” influence, subversively pressuring By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 12:39 am
Blind Riddles Short and Blind Which lead singer of a band that’s all about giving back and clean living and saving the world abandoned his wife and children for a woman he met online last summer? Which tv starlet was so hard up for “happy” the other day, she couldn’t stop twitching, resulting By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 12:36 am
Media Idol – I Need Your Vote! I regret this already…but it’s for a good cause. It’s for Covenant House Vancouver. And don’t be one of those losers who says you don’t live in Vancouver so why should you care about street kids in Vancouver. Because the fact is, a large percentage By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 12:26 am
Bad Style What’s On Your Head? Paula Abdul showed up at Lisa Kline last night and… well… see for yourselves. Can you identify the species on her head? Photos from Wenn.com By Lainey • Apr 11, 2008 06:09 am
George Clooney Sarah Summers in Italy Sarah Larson has just signed a new modeling contract – at 28 years old, it’s a rare accomplishment. She strutted down the catwalk the other day in Vegas for a charity fashion show and was asked by reporters about how she met George Clooney, how long they’ve known each By Lainey • Apr 11, 2008 05:42 am
Tina Fey The Perfect Woman Remember that discussion topic from a few weeks back? Click here for a refresher. On chick lit and chick flicks and their brain-numbing effects? Those who argued in favour of chick flit contended that you need something “light”. Agreed. But light doesn’t have to be dumb, does it? Hello By Lainey • Apr 11, 2008 05:09 am
Ebola Victims Actors Required for Infection Not that this will surprise you but just in case. You know that show she’s doing? The search for Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s new BFF? Well it’s not really real people who are being auditioned but actors. Real actors. Real actors on both coasts have been called By Lainey • Apr 11, 2008 04:26 am
Cameron Diaz Cam on the Cover Damn. Cammie D is kickin’ it into high gear leading up to heavy promo for What Happens in Vegas and showing off a body that is supposedly entertaining Gerard Butler these days, although he insists it’s not true. Whatever. My sources say they’re all about private karaoke…together. By Lainey • Apr 11, 2008 04:16 am
Victoria Beckham Courtside Beckhams David took Posh to the Laker game last night and they showed off their signature move – he likes to slip his hand onto her thigh and hold it there. When I’m grumpy my husband and I play The Beckham Game, emulating David’s PDA - funnest game ever and By Lainey • Apr 11, 2008 04:12 am
