Bad Style When Bad Hair… Happens to a supermodel. It’s a testament to Christy’s undisputed gorgessity that her face remains unaffected. Because when most of us wear bad hair, everything else goes to sh*t too. But still… Not even Christy Turlington can pull off this half mullet. WTF??? This is Christy yesterday By Lainey • Apr 10, 2008 09:34 am
Rumer Willis Someone Loves My Rumey See? I’m telling you. In person, she’s not that… unappealing. In person, she’s actually kinda cute. At least a few boys think so. And she’s been linked with enough of them to prove it. Consider this: no one will go near Lindsay Lohan anymore. But Rumer By Lainey • Apr 10, 2008 08:27 am
Bad Style Kate Hudson and Dangling Dicks As gorgeous as she is, sometimes Kate Hudson just flies off the rails, you know what I mean? Check it out – Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey in London for the premiere of Fool’s Gold. I have no idea what the f&ck she’s wearing. It’s atrocious. By Lainey • Apr 10, 2008 08:06 am
Lauren Conrad The Hills: the Rolling Stone Photo Shoot Believe it or not, the girls of The Hills have landed a Rolling Stone cover. Exclusive details from the shoot to follow… Big surprise: Heidi is NOT the biggest bitch among the four girls. Well, she is. But not in the way you’d expect. More on that later. The By Lainey • Apr 10, 2008 07:00 am
Advertisement Warner/Flare Juno Party Swag Giveaway! So we went to the Warner Music Canada/Flare party on Sunday night after the Junos because… I’m not going to lie – we heard they had the best gift bags. My swag is your swag, remember? I’m keeping the chocolate though. By the time I came home, it By Lainey • Apr 10, 2008 06:07 am
George Clooney Why Sarah’s not with George When asked in Europe why Sarah Larson didn’t join him on the Leatherheads promotional tour, George Clooney replied that she was “working”. Celebitchy is reporting that among her professional obligations, Sarah was also modelling in a charity fashion show in Vegas yesterday. Apparently her schedule is jam packed these By Lainey • Apr 10, 2008 05:25 am
Hook Ups Natalie & Lindsay Since this morning’s post about Natalie Portman’s new relationship with Devendra Banhart, a few of his hardcore fans have emailed insisting that A. he really is beautiful and B. he truly is an artist. I won’t argue with beautiful. Beautiful is many things to many people. The By Lainey • Apr 10, 2008 05:01 am
Nicole Richie Nicole’s Nose and Breasts I have a nose thing. And I’ve just realised Nicole Richie has a killer nose! LOVE her nose! Here she is with her dad and little sister at the ASCAP Pop Awards last night in Hollywood looking so beautiful and so healthy. It’s been three months since Little By Lainey • Apr 10, 2008 04:36 am
Karl Lagerfeld Live Like Karl I love him. When he’s a mean motherf*cker I love him even more. How can you NOT love Karl Lagerfeld??? Jezebel has just excerpted a new article with Karl from Hong Kong’s prestige magazine in which Karl honours us with a glimpse into his mind. It’s, By Lainey • Apr 10, 2008 04:04 am
Hook Ups Three Whisker Charity Case The tabloids keep trying – they keep trying to mash up Jennifer Aniston and Three Whiskers Orly Bloom. OK! has now slapped their “romance” on its cover with a story inside about how they were like “two heat seeking missiles” at Eva Longoria’s party. Something about Jen giving Orlando the By Lainey • Apr 10, 2008 03:48 am
Sean Penn Say Yes to Marriage Love a couple that can find each other again. And you can’t say they haven’t tried. Four months after filing for divorce and experimenting with others, including Sean with supermodel Petra Nemcova just 6 weeks ago, he and Robin are reconciling very publicly. Sean dedicated a song to By Lainey • Apr 10, 2008 03:18 am
Leighton Meester Indeed the new Brenda I went out last night with my friend Dean. For some reason during the course of our conversation, we agreed that our new motto is: If you’re not a Brenda, I don’t want to know you. Remember when Brenda left and Valerie came on the show and smoked By Lainey • Apr 09, 2008 08:12 am
Renee Zellweger Love Hard, Pose Hard Renee Zellweger with George Clooney in Rome for Leatherheads. As you can see, Renee is posing her SnapFace off… and hard. Hard as in with a lot of effort. Hard as in rigid. Hard as in unnatural. I’ve seen her pose on a few occasions, just a foot or By Lainey • Apr 09, 2008 06:43 am
Daniel Radcliffe Naked in New York Hold on to your pervy loins – Daniel Radcliffe will be getting naked again, this time for the benefit of American audiences. Can you stand it? Dan is reprising his role in Equus for Broadway which means there will be a gay pilgrimage to the Great White Way come September. Or By Lainey • Apr 09, 2008 05:58 am
Server Problems I know you hate my server today. I hate it today too! We are working to accommodate the extra visits. Am so sorry about the inconvenience. Begging your patience and forgiveness... will sort it all out ASAP. Thank you, love you, owe you. Lainey By Lainey • Apr 09, 2008 05:40 am
Maple Leaf The Unfunny Host Mike Myers will host the MTV Movie Awards as part of the promotional lead-up to the release of The Love Guru. No doubt, his spoof clips will be hilarious. For the viewer that is. The real question though – will they be hilarious for the people working on them? Or will By Lainey • Apr 09, 2008 04:58 am
