Hook Ups Cam & Gerry? Gerard Butler superfans aren’t exactly known to be the most sane of the lot, so it’ll be interesting to see how they’ll react to this one: Gerry is tapping Cammie on the sly. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? According to the UK Mirror, By Lainey • Apr 07, 2008 02:49 am
George Clooney Sticking Up For Sarah George Clooney has it bad. Because whatever Sarah Larson is selling him has gotten him so hot and bothered he’s not only declaring his love publicly, he’s also declaring an enemy of anyone who dares to cross her. George gave an interview to the New Yorker during which By Lainey • Apr 07, 2008 12:39 am
Famewhores Pip’n’Ass at the Wedding Some important person in Hollywood was married Saturday night and the wedding brought out some young heavy hitters including an Olsen, a Speedman, a Pipqueak, and a Shelf Ass. Here are Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel on their way out of the reception. As you can see from Shelfy’s By Lainey • Apr 07, 2008 12:31 am
Ashley Olsen Olsen at the Wedding Ashley attended a wedding in honour of some stylist in Hollywood and while leaving decided to pull a move like this – using a mask to cover her face so as not be photographed. Obviously it didn’t work. And while it’s certainly obnoxious and more than a little lame, By Lainey • Apr 07, 2008 12:26 am
Beyoncé Gwyneth at the Wedding Am all over her new hair. And her skin looks lovely too. As for those who love to hate her and who are about to monkey jump all over her snotty ass for wearing white to a wedding – they were all apparently asked to wear white, or specifically ivory, to By Lainey • Apr 07, 2008 12:22 am
Hook Ups B & J Get Married It was indeed the number 4. April 4th, 2008 – Jay Z and Beyonce got married in New York and they pulled it off impressively privately. Which means those wedding photos are going to be worth maybe even more than Jennifer Lopez’s twins…should they choose to pimp them. Believe By Lainey • Apr 07, 2008 12:17 am
Hook Ups What Comes After Ryan… Alanis Morrissette photographed at LAX holding hands with a mystery man purported to be her new boyfriend. Obviously, aesthetically, not even close to being in Ryan Reynolds’s universe. At the same time, Alanis doesn’t need a Ken Doll who hankers for big tits like high school. Alanis and By Lainey • Apr 06, 2008 11:49 pm
David Duchovny Dinner With Duchovny? Love David Duchovny? Want to sit across from him at the dinner table and will him to fall in love with you? Now’s your chance… for a good cause. A beloved Canadian actress called Babz Chula has been battling cancer for some years. It’s recurred, she’s fighting, By Lainey • Apr 06, 2008 11:45 pm
Royals Hot Harry on a Horse with his cousins Young royals hit up Mahiki last night with Hot Harry leading the way along with Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie. I love the name Eugenie. If a female dog is in my future, her name will be Eugenie. This is a compliment. Am also all over her blue polish. Like that By Lainey • Apr 04, 2008 06:35 am
Douchebags Friday Photo Analysis Our favourite game! Making assumptions based on one photo – just like the tabloids! Ready to play? This is a series: nauseating Katherine Heigl with her husband yesterday shopping, then big smiles when the paps come around. What are you inferring? Especially from the shots of them stone faced waiting for By Lainey • Apr 04, 2008 05:33 am
Quiveration The Jim Face on Today Everyone’s boyfriend next door John Krasinski stopped by The Today Show this morning to promote Leatherheads opening today. There’s the trademark sheepish look – the one that makes us quiver. But …. I hate his hair. John can’t “do” his hair. His hair just won’t get “done”. Not By Lainey • Apr 04, 2008 05:07 am
Tom Cruise Tom Cruise is Pregnant Seriously… Kimmel is the new king of late night comedy. Am sure you’ve heard about the pregnant dude on Oprah – so last night on his show, Jimmy Kimmel offers up a different interpretation. Screen caps are attached. Are you losing your sh*t? By Lainey • Apr 04, 2008 02:29 am
Douchebags Anne and Mr Shady Yesterday’s news that Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend was arrested should have come as no surprise. Raffaelo Follieri stanks of shady sh*t. And it’s not the first time he’s been called out for dirty business dealings. Even more sinister when you consider the rumours that he has By Lainey • Apr 04, 2008 02:28 am
Blind Riddles Why She’s So Cranky She isn’t eating. She hasn’t been eating for weeks, hellbent on losing what she calls some extra padding but what everyone else calls … nothing. There is nothing to lose. But still she needs to lose it. Started dieting furiously a couple of months ago but wasn’t seeing By Lainey • Apr 04, 2008 02:25 am
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Dog Smut The Church of Oprah is attacking puppy mills tomorrow on the show – something we can all agree on, even if we don’t worship the Mighty Opes. Oprah lost her dog Sophie recently… Can’t even think about that. Now she’s dedicating an entire show to Sophie by exposing By Lainey • Apr 03, 2008 08:35 am
Naomi Campbell Arrested Again! Crazy bitch! I love her drama! Naomi Campbell…The Sun is breaking the news that Naomi was arrested – again! – just moments ago at Heathrow after she lost her sh*t at baggage claim. Something about her luggage. She was brobably beating a bitch down for touching her LVs. Do you By Lainey • Apr 03, 2008 06:40 am
