Kanye West Do You Like His Pants? Because I love his pants. But I’m partial to Kanye West. So maybe his pants are actually sh*tty? Kanye is single now after having broken off his engagement. Here he is at the BAPE opening last night in LA. Am quivering on those pants alone. Even if he& By Lainey • Apr 24, 2008 05:50 am
Djimon Hounsou The George Clooney Problem LOVE Djimon Hounsou. He is a wonderful actor. He was amazing in In America. And he is maddening on the loins. But Djimon has the George Clooney problem. His taste in women sucks ass. ASS. Therefore it degrades his charm. As you know, Djimon is seriously involved with Kimora Lee. By Lainey • Apr 24, 2008 04:12 am
Ford Models Exclusive Giveaway! I wanted to be a model for more than 10 minutes but less than 15. Like many girls, I suppose. Most of my friends have the same memories. A typical teen, eventually I moved on to other dreams. Like cutting class for 3 months in Grade 11 for no particular By Lainey • Apr 24, 2008 04:01 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyn in Rome Exquisite. She was exquisite last night at the Rome premiere of Iron Man last night. Unquestionable head to toe gorgessity. Seriously. Zoom in on the detailing of that dress. Those scallops on the hem. The shoulder detail hanging off her back...my Gwyneth at her best is never fashion boring. By Lainey • Apr 24, 2008 02:40 am
Famewhores Mischa Barton: the new Spicoli Every year I catch Fast Times at Ridgemont High on a late night tv binge at least once and laugh my Chinese ass off. It’s still funny. Like Airplane. But what the f&ck is Mischa Barton doing with her hair???? This is Mischa in Japan yesterday promoting By Lainey • Apr 24, 2008 02:33 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Amy & Tina open Tribeca Last night in New York, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler at the world premiere of Baby Mama on opening night at the Tribeca Film Festival. Tina, as usual, is a hot sexy bitch. Amy meanwhile … well my sources say that she and Will Arnett are expecting. As I reported exclusively By Lainey • Apr 24, 2008 02:25 am
Maple Leaf Who is Gabrielle Miller? She is: - a Canadian actress who has chosen to stay and work in Canada - one of the loveliest talents Canada has to offer - the star of not one but TWO well respected Canadian television series - not a blonde skank with fake tits who gets married in By Lainey • Apr 24, 2008 02:19 am
Victoria Beckham Posh Multitasks Too! David and Victoria Beckham were photographed at the skating rink watching their kids the other day and my sources say they lost their sh*t on the paps, cussing and bitching about being photographed. Bitches… please! This is Posh yesterday, dressed in pink, perfectly coiffed, a face full of makeup, By Lainey • Apr 23, 2008 09:01 am
Maple Leaf Where is Rachel McAdams? The McGoslings went apesh*t earlier this weekend when Perez reported that Ryan Gosling and my Kiki were givin’er at a club in NYC at the weekend. LOVE Ryan and Kiki together! Unfortunately this is not a popular sentiment and many are still pining for those halcyon rowboat days By Lainey • Apr 23, 2008 07:23 am
Jay Z Who are the Hip Hop Homos? Terence Dean was an executive at MTV. He’s now about to release a book called Hiding in Hip Hop and word is he’ll be exposing the gays. Apparently there’s an underground “gay subculture” in the business and now everyone is wondering who’ll be outed. Said the By Lainey • Apr 23, 2008 06:50 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Radiant in Rome Travel is a bitch. Moving to a different city every day can be brutal…unless of course you travel the way Gwynnie does. Monday she was in Paris, then over to Berlin, today it’s Rome and a photo call with Robert Downey Jr and Jon Favreau continuing their Iron By Lainey • Apr 23, 2008 03:09 am
Brad Pitt Pitt Porn Returns to Cannes? Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt both had projects premiering at Cannes last year and their arrival totally made the festival, leaving all of us who were lucky enough to be there publicly aroused by their Pitt Porn. Click here for a refresher. And there could be a repeat! Cannes kicks By Lainey • Apr 23, 2008 02:47 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Wears a Face And I don’t mean her snot face, which is a face she pretty much can’t take off. My Gwyneth on the carpet last night at the Berlin premiere of Iron Man wearing a beaded short dress with a face on it. Love dresses with faces. I have a By Lainey • Apr 23, 2008 02:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny Freeze: the Miracle of Modern Medicine In more ways than one. Have you ever seen a woman work bump the way Gran is working her bump? Last week her bump was a molehill. This week is a bubbling volcano. Nicole Kidman spoke at a UNIFEM press conference yesterday at the UN and bordered on Rossum with By Lainey • Apr 23, 2008 02:08 am
Girly Throw Downs Worst.Rossum.Ever New York Magazine has printed an exchange between Leighton Meester and Emmy Rossum that occurred last night at the opera during which Rossum decided to out-Rossum herself and throw it in everyone else’s face that she’s been invited to the Costume Institute Gala and that she’ll even By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 09:41 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth in Germany Continuing across Europe, my Gwyneth had dinner last night at the Ritz in Berlin with Jon Favreau and attended a photo call today for Iron Man with Robert Downey Jr. There was something about her at the restaurant, finally I put my finger on it. With her hair this length By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 05:54 am
