Naomi Campbell Arrested Again! Crazy bitch! I love her drama! Naomi Campbell…The Sun is breaking the news that Naomi was arrested – again! – just moments ago at Heathrow after she lost her sh*t at baggage claim. Something about her luggage. She was brobably beating a bitch down for touching her LVs. Do you By Lainey • Apr 03, 2008 06:40 am
Break Ups Understatement of the Year Chace Crawford’s sister Candice spoke to People.com about her brother’s break up with Carrie Underwood, explaining that “he was upset” over the split but that he’s now “doing okay”. Ummm… I’d say he’s doing better than okay. If you were chained to a bitch By Lainey • Apr 03, 2008 05:27 am
Bobby Brown Sit DOWN Bobby Brown Bobby Brown is writing a book. Or he’s babbling into a tape recorder while someone else writes his book for him. Needless to say, a dude who’s hard up for cash and crack will say anything. In his tome, Bobby alleges that it was Whitney who led him By Lainey • Apr 03, 2008 05:00 am
Quiveration Wish You Weren’t Gay Every woman’s gay lover Tom Ford in Beverly Hills yesterday quivering my loins with his amazing amazingness. Sigh. It hurts so badly that I repulse him. That he’d rather shop at Walmart than have sex with me. Actually… Maybe not. After all, it is Tom Ford. And the By Lainey • Apr 03, 2008 12:56 am
Hook Ups Mimi and the Cradle? Probably full of sh*t but it’s the juiciest cheese…and it’s also Mimi! National Enquirer is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been hooking up, ever since he guested on her new video. Mimi is ten years older. Love it. And love Nick Cannon. Have By Lainey • Apr 03, 2008 12:52 am
Sports Hello Cristina Linden, Forget Elisha Cuthbert Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames is apparently strutting around these days with an extra large set of balls after landing himself his very own blonde Hollywood starlet. Word is, since she’s not exactly working back to back these days, Elisha Cuthbert has been spending as much time as By Lainey • Apr 03, 2008 12:50 am
Jude Law Been a While Jude Law was shooting in Toronto through the fall, for the most part flew under the radar, especially towards the end of production, and then kept a pretty low profile the last few months. He landed in Vancouver yesterday to begin work on The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus – the last By Lainey • Apr 03, 2008 12:46 am
Demi Moore 50 vs 50 Sharon Stone and Madonna were both born in 1958 – 50 years old this year. Who looks better? I’m fence-sitting this one out. Both are pretty fierce, although Sharon might be a little more postal. Here she is in Paris shopping with her dog today. She wears black jeans better By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 08:10 am
Maple Leaf Alanis Morrissette 2008 New promotional shots for her upcoming album. Looks like a fashion catalogue… You likey? Trip down memory lane – Alanis and Ryan, old times… source ONTD By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 07:53 am
Music NKOTB 2008 First photo of the reunited boy band! Step by Step… oh baby! Gonna get to you girrrrlllll… Are you excited??? PS. Joey looks AMAZING! And it’s totally ok to lust him now – if that’s your thing. Source Yahoo. By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 06:59 am
Matt Damon Sergeant Matt Matt Damon is shooting Green Zone right now in London – based on Rajiv Chandrasekaran’s Imperial Life in the Emerald City which is a fascinating read if you haven’t already. Matt and wife Luciana have been in England for several weeks now, seen often at Nobu, as he was By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 06:05 am
Douchebags His Best Moment in Years The new Ryan Phillippe is a humourless cheating cheese dick… but on occasion there is a glimpse of undouchiness. Jimmy Kimmel seems to bring that out in a lot of people. It’s a great attribute. Ryan was on Kimmel last night and had to address the issue of a By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 05:34 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madge on Sex, Becks, and Face Another cover – Madonna is hittin’ hard to promote Hard Candy and after all these years, she is still interesting in an interview. New issue of UK Elle, Madonna discusses her marriage, her children, and her face, and as you would expect, is always good for a sound bite. Love that’ By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:59 am
Quiveration What Tom Has Ew. Why is Eric Bana still on the Freebie Five? I just can’t… the lips… the too thin lips that look like they’re eating each other… just can’t do. And it doesn’t seem right. That those lips are on there when Tom Brady isn’t. Check By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:35 am
Royals Hot Harry on a Horse Hump Day Here he is last weekend in South Africa with Chelsy and her family apparently rather preoccupied with his crotch. Or am I just dirty? Hot Harry is 23… just one year shy of my Gay Math threshold. Is it ok to lust him? What’s a year anyway?!?!? And how By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny’s Best Friend Granny Freeze had lunch with Naomi Watts yesterday in Australia and surprise! The paps found her and we have pics! Word is, Naomi didn’t seem too happy about that. And why not? Because Naomi Watts does not create photo opps. Granny Nic on the other hand can’t live By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:28 am
