Kyle Chandler Friday Night Lights Season 2 DVD Giveaway!!! FNL Season 2 comes out on DVD today! TODAY! Thrilled that so many of you have fallen in love with the show recently… but there are still those out there steadfastly refusing to believe that Clear Eyes Full Hearts Can’t Lose Well…here’s your chance. Spend the summer By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 04:30 am
Douchebags Vogue Hires a Piece of Sh-t What do Anna Wintour and Sean Avery have in common? Besides living in New York? Anna hates fat people. Sean Avery hates fat people. For those of you who aren’t following the NHL playoffs, Sean called Martin Brodeur “fatso” the other day after his Rangers defeated the Devils in By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 04:04 am
Victoria Beckham Usher > Scary Spice? This is Mel B last night leaving Mr Chow. Mel was also photographed on Friday leaving Foxtail, narrowly avoiding a run-in with Tracey Edmonds. Am told she was probably in LA through the weekend. Which would mean Mel was in LA on Sunday. Sunday night…the Beckham birthday party in By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 03:46 am
A Bitch to Work For Successful multi-hyphenate, super well connected personally and professionally with a reputation for being kind and compassionate and evolved. Wrong. Maybe for the media and maybe her fashionable celebrity friends, maybe for investors, maybe for executives, but some of her employees would vehemently disagree. Turns out she’s a little bit By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 03:30 am
Famewhores Rossum at the Opera Of course she was there. How could she miss it? Remember, Rossum is a carpet whore. In all fairness, Emmy was very pretty last night at the Opera Opening in New York. Smoky eyes look good on her. But for constant sugar raping, she really is an attractive girl. But By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 02:56 am
Naomi Campbell Crazy at the Opera Naomi Campbell showed up at the opera last night and while she kept her crazy in check, the girl did look rough. Rough for Naomi, that is. Not rough compared to us, but rough for a supermodel. The suit was awkward, the pants were ill-fitting, the weave was budget, and By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 02:43 am
Clown Lilo Territorial Easy girl… Obviously relapse makes a girl nasty. And aggressive. And overprotective of her p&ssy! Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been inseparable for weeks. Lilo has been following Samantha from LA to NYC on dj gigs and word is, when Ashley Olsen stopped by to say hello By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 02:22 am
Patrick Dempsey Happiest Couple Alive I know it’s only Monday and we usually play the Photo Assumption Game on Fridays but this one was too good to pass up. It’s Patrick Dempsey and his wife, Scowlface, at a screening of Made of Honour today in London. They look thrilled, non? Like… totally so By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 11:39 am
Whitney Houston Young Boys Like Wonky Tits LOVE that Whitney is Bobby-free. LOVE that she is getting her younger man fix. Am all over the younger man fix. Within legal limits of course. As for the Gay Math limits… well Ray J comes in two years underneath the threshold. Whitney clearly cares not for Gay Math. Whitney By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 07:36 am
Parent Pimps It’s the Hand Many of you have emailed today about this, especially on the heels of Taylor Momsen’s revealing pose on the cover of New York Magazine. Duey emailed me last night, procrastinating as usual, with a message as follows: The apocalypse. I feel sorry for Miley Cyrus. Of course I was By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 07:17 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Head to Toe Gwyneth My Gwyneth in Paris today starting promotion for Iron Man clad head to toe in designer apparel that was probably packaged and delivered wrapped in a bow right to her doorstep. No charge. Remember, my girl is on a list of very, very few privy to Nicolas Ghesquière’s newest By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 06:49 am
Clown Please Take Her Picture! Perhaps second to only Heather Mills, not many women are as universally despised as Denise Richards, which is why it’s baffling that any network would give her her own reality tv show. A show in which she will gratuitously pimp her children so as to more effectively fellate the By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 04:37 am
Taylor Momsen Thoughts on 14? I’m mad at Colby P but he brings up a very interesting discussion point: That white hot naughty Gossip Girl cover for New York Magazine – you will note, Taylor Momsen who plays little Jenny is stripped down and full of temptation. But she’s only 14. She was born By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 04:12 am
Xenu Gold, Old, and Shady As mentioned earlier, Tom and Katie were on hand for the Beckhams birthday party last night in Santa Monica. Which means that, again, In Touch Weekly is, as usual, full of ass. Katie is NOT leaving him. Maybe that’s why she looks like sh*t. That gold dress on By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 03:54 am
Edward Norton Ed for Earth Day Earth Day is tomorrow and yesterday in Washington, at a rally at the National Mall, Edward Norton delivered a speech about going green looking hotter than he has in a long time. Yum. Green seems to be his favourite colour these days. Ed wrote the screenplay for and starred in By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 02:56 am
Hook Ups Sean and Kim: back on! Last night at the Beckham dinner, among the celebrity guests – Sean Diddy Combs and Kim Porter, who broke up last year allegedly over his infidelities, quite obviously now back together. Apparently Diddy has promised to be faithful. And Kim has promised to believe him. I can’t say that I By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 02:23 am
