Famewhores Love you President Bartlet Martin Sheen was honoured last night with the Stella Adler Studio of Acting Marlon Brando Award. On the carpet Marlon was asked by Page Six to comment on his slag of an ex daughter in law and her plans to prostitute her children on reality tv. That of course would By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 10:50 am
Famewhores Shelfy Back to Brown Much better as a brunette. Here’s Jessica Biel, walking her dog, showing off her newly re-darkened natural locks after posing as a blonde for Easy Virtue. Check her out trying to “turn away” from the cameras… Ummm. Shelfy? Sit DOWN! As if she didn’t want to be photographed, By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 10:26 am
Renee Zellweger Leatherheads Exclusive Giveaway! Clooney is back in the director’s chair! And Renee Zellweger is squinting beside him! Plus… the hotness of John Krasinski – can you stand it? Leatherheads is due out in theatres on April 4th. Ohhhh… 04/04. Terrible numbers. Maybe you can help George out? He wants a box office By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 10:16 am
Break Ups More Golddigger Bitch Slaps For those of you too busy or lazy to read through the entire judgment… more gems from the judge’s written decision on the McCartney Mills divorce. More incriminating details about Heather’s character, or lack thereof. Greedy, lying, conniving c-bomb. Thanks again C! You will note – for all her By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 06:33 am
Shoes The New Gwyneth Gwyneth today at The Prince’s Trust & RBS Celebrate Success Awards in London owning her new hair. Love the messy waves. Love, love, love. Love that it’s not “done”. In fact, aside from the shoes, the new Gwyneth is the best Gwyneth we’ve seen in a while. By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 05:48 am
Hook Ups When the Ex Moves On It’s a good thing! And finally a piece of positive news for Tom Brady, pictured here in New York the other day out and about with Gisele. Although every day with Gisele must be a good day, there’s no way the Superbowl sting has subsided. No f*cking By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 05:25 am
Famewhores Golddigger Slap in the Face Is there any wonder why Heather Mills is universally despised? Heather Mills threw water on Fiona Shackleton in court yesterday. Shackleton is Paul McCartney’s divorce attorney. WATER. She threw water. In court. And she finds it hard to believe she’s hard to believe??? Still…it was Shackleton and By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 04:37 am
Britney Spears How I Met Your Chicken Fried Mother Been a while since there was actually something not sad to say about Chicken Fried Stupid. But since Daddy’s come ‘round, Britney Spears has been forced into a state of less craziness and the improvement has been gradual but remarkable. She’s even working again and I’m sure By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 04:28 am
Reese Witherspoon At Work Without Reese It’s not the same, is it? Promoting a movie without the perfect wife, selling tickets on the strength of your carb face douchebaggery alone, hoping that the 17 year olds who pined for you 10 years ago will still find you attractive today… This is Ryan Phillippe’s new By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 03:51 am
Xenu Will on Xenu Addressing rumours that he’s now one with The Church, Will Smith told the NY Daily News: "I am a Christian. I am a student of all religions. And I respect all people and all paths. You don"t have to be Jewish to be a friend of By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 03:24 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwyneth: there for Madonna Madge and my Gwynnie hooked up last night in London for dinner at Locanda Locatelli amid rumours that, despite assurances to the contrary, she and Guy are, for all intents and purposes, totally over. At issue, apparently, is that Madonna found out that Guy is a fraud: "Madonna is By Lainey • Mar 18, 2008 03:16 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Her Madgesty’s “Joyful” Marriage After weeks of UNtogetherness, even on a few very meaningful, important occasions, Madonna’s long serving publicist Liz Rosenberg has just released the following statement: "I am delighted to confirm that Mr. and Mrs. Guy Ritchie remain happily married. Though they were in different countries recently — Madonna in the By Lainey • Mar 17, 2008 10:59 am
Clown The Perils of a Pimp Mom This is what happens when your mother is more interested in pimping you than she is in raising you. Not only do you become a drug addict, so used and loose at only 21 that even the p*ssy posse wants nothing to do with you wants nothing to do By Lainey • Mar 17, 2008 09:39 am
David Beckham Me on Becks Sorta. Becks has a new tattoo. In Chinese. I can speak it, but the only thing I can read and write are names of movie stars. As such, according to Page Six: “The tattoo is written in traditional Mandarin Chinese and is an old Chinese proverb that says: "Death By Lainey • Mar 17, 2008 08:42 am
Hook Ups Colin and Lily Cole? They’re both shooting The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus and my sources say they’ve hooked up on a few occasions… no working involved. First, at the Vancouver Aquarium – kinda cute for a first date. Except that he had an entourage accompanying him. And then seen last week, late at By Lainey • Mar 17, 2008 08:23 am
Milo Ventimiglia Perv On Someone Your Own Age! They are starring in a new movie together called Pathology – here promoting it at Wizard World in LA at the weekend. The preternaturally preserved Alyssa, now 35, doesn’t look a day over 25. Much more suitable for Milo, 31, who’s been creepy perving on that little Lolita Hayden By Lainey • Mar 17, 2008 08:00 am
