Madonna Madge on Sex, Becks, and Face Another cover – Madonna is hittin’ hard to promote Hard Candy and after all these years, she is still interesting in an interview. New issue of UK Elle, Madonna discusses her marriage, her children, and her face, and as you would expect, is always good for a sound bite. Love that’ By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:59 am
Quiveration What Tom Has Ew. Why is Eric Bana still on the Freebie Five? I just can’t… the lips… the too thin lips that look like they’re eating each other… just can’t do. And it doesn’t seem right. That those lips are on there when Tom Brady isn’t. Check By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:35 am
Royals Hot Harry on a Horse Hump Day Here he is last weekend in South Africa with Chelsy and her family apparently rather preoccupied with his crotch. Or am I just dirty? Hot Harry is 23… just one year shy of my Gay Math threshold. Is it ok to lust him? What’s a year anyway?!?!? And how By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Granny’s Best Friend Granny Freeze had lunch with Naomi Watts yesterday in Australia and surprise! The paps found her and we have pics! Word is, Naomi didn’t seem too happy about that. And why not? Because Naomi Watts does not create photo opps. Granny Nic on the other hand can’t live By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:28 am
Music Mrs Bee Z? People.com broke the story yesterday – on April Fool’s Day – and Us Weekly followed shortly after: that Beyonce and Jay-Z applied for a marriage license yesterday morning in Scarsdale, NY and now have 60 days to get married. This of course is not the first time the two have By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:26 am
Calgary Gossip Night – update Thank you for all of your RSVPs! As previously mentioned, we’ve now secured the entire venue, BLVD Lounge, as opposed to just the back room. So if you’ve sent in your RSVP, you’re on. But you might want to get there early as we are at capacity. By Lainey • Apr 02, 2008 03:25 am
Music Hard-on for Hova That’s right. I have it hard for Jay-Z. No, I hear you. Well aware he doesn’t have the face of David Beckham or Tom Brady. Well aware he’s not empirically good looking. Well aware he’s not your standard quiveration material. Maybe it’s because he’s By Lainey • Apr 01, 2008 09:23 am
Ellen Pompeo Relatively Skeletal It used to be that you looked at Ellen Pompeo and shuddered from her starvation. Nowadays, because we’ve been numbed by the super extremes, by the Kate Bosworths and the Victoria Beckhams, nowadays Ellen Pompeo looks pretty normal. Relatively speaking. Ellen isn’t frightening anymore. She actually looks pretty By Lainey • Apr 01, 2008 06:40 am
Kylie Minogue Kylie Not Engaged The AP reported last week that Kylie Minogue would be announcing her marriage to Olivier Martinez in Prague. Some Czech website originally made the claim. But Kylie appeared on The Today Show yesterday and told Matt Lauer that it was all full of sh*t. That she and Olivier “dated” By Lainey • Apr 01, 2008 05:23 am
Hook Ups Owen Kate Cohabitate? Kate Hudson is apparently apartment hunting in New York, looking for a place to share with Owen Wilson. As you know, Kate and Owen have officially reconciled after a 9 month separation during which she hooked up with Dax Shepard and Justin Timberlake and he tried to kill himself. Sources By Lainey • Apr 01, 2008 04:25 am
Jennifer Aniston Movies for the MiniVan Jennifer Aniston has joined just about everyone else in Hollywood and has co-created her own production company called Echo: "We"re drawn to stories about people finding their voice and finding their way because they help us ... [make] sense of our lives through the stories of others. That& By Lainey • Apr 01, 2008 03:40 am
Renee Zellweger It Sucks to Be the Friend Renee Zellweger’s SnapFace was all lit up last week on promotion for Leatherheads. Stuck on a train with George Clooney for days, without the younger Sarah Larson around, Renee had George all to herself. She seemed to be delighted. They posed together recently for the cover of UK Marie By Lainey • Apr 01, 2008 03:24 am
George Clooney Why Blame Her? I’m sure you’ve seen these but just in case, click here for some classic Sarah Larson – not exactly a lady, but then again, you’ve known that for a while. She was having fun with some friends, took a few provocative pictures, probably for jokes, and they get By Lainey • Apr 01, 2008 03:15 am
Gorgessity This is Single This is single Cameron Diaz on the cover of May GQ. This is ridiculous. Cam’s body is ridiculous. Cameron tells the magazine that she’s been "boy crazy" for a year. That she is choosing not to be in a relationship because that’s where she is By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 09:39 am
Blind Riddles Sick Week Which emerging starlet working on a high profile project supposedly did something to her face, particularly her lips, that didn’t go over so well with her directors and producers? This, combined with her sh*tty attitude, has led to a temporary dismissal. She’s been told to get off By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 06:46 am
Victoria Beckham Gay Fantasy at the Laker Game Hold on to your homos… check out David Beckham and a friend at the Laker game yesterday, good enough to get the fantasies going. It’s that gray cardigan, I think. Like an invitation with sequins on it. David is LA training with the Galaxy while the Posh celebrated her By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 05:23 am
