No Country for Old Men DVD Giveaway!!! Available now on DVD, this year’s reigning Best Picture winner directed by the Coen Brothers, with Oscar winner Javier Bardem (yum, but not in the film), Josh Brolin, and Tommy Lee Jones. It’s a brilliant film… but did Joel and Ethan have to be so glib??? Maybe they’ By Lainey • Mar 17, 2008 07:35 am
Famewhores One Dog Shelf Ass Shelfy Biel is back in LA after spending weeks in England fouling up a new movie version of Easy Virtue. Here she is, back to her old tricks, walking her one remaining dog in Brentwood. There was an interesting item in the last issue of Us Weekly after recent rampant By Lainey • Mar 17, 2008 07:18 am
Heart, Truth, Fashion Toronto is abuzz – L’Oreal Fashion Week is in full swing and this season, for the first time, The Heart and Stroke Foundation of Canada is presenting The Heart Truth Fashion Show, the signature event of The Heart Truth campaign, to spread its lifesaving message to Canadian women – and all By Lainey • Mar 17, 2008 05:19 am
Brad Pitt The President & Mr Pitt One sexy beast to another – Bill Clinton and Brad Pitt this weekend in New Orleans joining forces and foundations to help those devastated by Katrina. Together they broke ground on the building site where new homes will be constructed over 10 blocks, providing housing for victims of the hurricane. A By Lainey • Mar 17, 2008 02:28 am
Xenu Tom’s Birthday This has made my life. And it will make yours. Or at the very least, it will make your Friday. Promise. So Gawker has posted a new video from deep within the Vault of Xenu of a birthday party a few years ago planned by David Miscavige for the Church’ By Lainey • Mar 14, 2008 09:08 am
Douchebags My Rumey’s Red Lips This won’t make you believe she’s cuter in person but for what it’s worth…I like her look. Better this than a country hick weave with acrylics and a French manicure a la Carrie Underwood. I’ll take this every day. Still… Rumey admittedly isn’t rockin’ By Lainey • Mar 14, 2008 06:05 am
Bad Style Brendan Fraser Has No Friends Because If he had friends, true friends, they would tell him straight up – dude, don’t fight it man. Just go bald. Clearly Brendan has no friends. And he no longer has a wife either. Maybe that’s why he’s trying to save his manhood by faking his hair. By Lainey • Mar 14, 2008 05:24 am
Anne Hathaway Best Squirrel in Purple Quite possibly the best Anne Hathaway ever. LOOOVE this dress. If it’s actually Marchesa I’ll be suitably impressed. She looks lovely in purple, non? And the hair and the styling, all first class. All keeping the squirrel features squirrel features at bay, though I’m not mad about By Lainey • Mar 14, 2008 04:52 am
Heath Ledger Maggie & The Dark Knight Vegas is all about ShoWest right now and Warners is hauling out the talent in preparation for summer blockbuster season with stars from Speed Racer, the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, and of course The Dark Knight all on hand last night to pre-promote their projects. Attached – Christian Bale and By Lainey • Mar 14, 2008 04:28 am
Jessica Biel George With Benefits The benefits that come with dating George Clooney make up a long, long list. Not even sure if there is a downside to dating George. Especially not if you’re Sarah Larson, who was once a glorified gambling escort in Vegas, with a rather tawdry past, and who now has By Lainey • Mar 14, 2008 04:04 am
Intro for Mar 14, 2008 Dear Gossips, The newest stars of the internet – have you met Sharon and Fred? Am obsessed with Sharon and Fred. Especially Sharon. LOVE Sharon. Particularly the way she moves her eyeballs when she’s suggesting to Fred how to celebrate their anniversary. Rewind that part over and over again. You By Lainey • Mar 14, 2008 03:39 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze Bat Attack! Thank you for all your emails about the Daily Mail’s analysis today of Nicole Kidman’s Bat Face. No joke. They actually compared her to a bat. Because of the freeze, of course. Because Gran can’t lay off the Botox. And they recruited a top Botox specialist to By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 05:16 pm
Kate Beckinsale Now THAT’s a Flattering Dress Kate Beckinsale at Letterman today in a killer, killer dress. Quite possibly the best thing she’s ever worn. Looks like an Herve Leger but am not totally sure. Still… you put a desperate girl in a gorgeous dress and at the end of the day, all you get is By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 02:33 pm
Famewhores Who Says You’re a MILF??? Some people are seriously delusional. Like…BADLY delusional. So delusional it’s almost offensive. So it was reported today that the CW is planning a 90210 spin-off, trying to capitalise on the success of Gossip Girl. Am all over it. We all need some more West Beverly. When asked about By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 09:24 am
Hook Ups Punk Bunny and the Flame MUCH better than that useless piece of sh*t Sean Avery. And why hasn’t he hooked up with Ebola Paris Hilton yet??? They deserve each other. So Elisha Cuthbert has a thing for hockey players. After Sean there was supposedly a hook up with the Habs’ Mike Komisarek, and By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 09:06 am
Brad Pitt Pas Encore Strange… I reported earlier that Angelina and Brad had put an offer on a house in France according to Us Weekly. My sources in France however tells me that that’s apparently news to the owners and the guests: “The deal is France is that once you have put an By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 07:38 am
