Famewhores The Wind Camel? I don’t know…what do you call it? Not exactly a camel toe because you can’t see the two humps but still… it deserves a classification all its own. The wind can do some funky sh*t. And my poor Rumey was the victim. This is Rumey yesterday By Lainey • Aug 07, 2008 07:10 am
Miley Cyrus They Learn Early Said it before and I’ll say it again: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. It really is. But first… Forget Bronte. There has never been an epic love story like this one: "We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met. He was on a quest By Lainey • Aug 07, 2008 04:44 am
Quiveration Not even The Dark Knight Is hotter than RDJ. He is on top of the world, and he is on the cover of the new Rolling Stone – like a weary prize fighter who’s battled his way back into the ring and will.not.leave. Love him so much. It’s a great interview and By Lainey • Aug 07, 2008 04:11 am
Lindsay Lohan The Dangers of Idleness It’s a common religious theme – the idle mind is prone to sin. Very, very true of Lindsay Lohan’s life. Because when Lilo is busy, when she is hard at work, she can focus, she stays off the club circuit, she spends quiet evenings at home, and she can By Lainey • Aug 07, 2008 03:43 am
Dumbass Saving Sienna Simply put, Sienna Miller is f&cked. Known internationally now for being a homewrecker, Sienna is scrambling to salvage her career. Not only are studio executives at Paramount not impressed about the near universal Sienna-hate threatening future projects, it also seems she’s receiving little sympathy from her By Lainey • Aug 07, 2008 03:09 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci and the Little Mermaid Will she grow a tail one day and swim away? To the find the freedom her mother lost? Katie Holmes took Little Sci to see the Little Mermaid last night. LS seemed to be bothered by the noise – as you can see, mom tried to be cheerful and soothe her By Lainey • Aug 07, 2008 03:02 am
Maple Leaf Seth Rogen, superstar Early reviews for Pineapple Express have been generally positive…if raunch and dirty is your thing. Raunch and dirty is totally my thing. Naturally I have to see Pineapple Express, although it sucks you can’t drink in the theatre. My buzz always wears off half way through, you know? By Lainey • Aug 06, 2008 10:34 am
Famewhores Granny’s Failed Sunday Stealth The Queen of Australia, Nicole Kidman, has brought her princess home to meet her subjects. The Daily Telegraph was able to capture photo and video of Granny Freeze exiting a private plane. Click here to see. But this is the best… According to the paper, Gran and Keith went to By Lainey • Aug 06, 2008 08:08 am
Sports My Gywnnie, Coldplay, Gisele B, and Tom Brady Coldplay concluded the US leg of their tour in Boston on Monday. Gwyneth was there and Jenn (c/o Mimi) was kind enough to send a few details, with a photo too! Love you! Gwynnie brought her mom and sat with the Seinfelds, grooving throughout the entire show, jumping up By Lainey • Aug 06, 2008 07:21 am
Douchebags Tabloids Wars: United vs the Holy Twins And the tit for tat continues. It’s like she can’t help herself, you know? A tv girl’s futile efforts to make it in the movies, an ex wife’s futile efforts to compete with the man who moved on, his goddess of a partner, and their chosen By Lainey • Aug 06, 2008 04:16 am
Quiveration A Well Dressed Man Love a man who dresses for dinner. Especially when that man is Clive Owen although this suit is remarkably similar to one he wore during filming of Duplicity with Julia Roberts. But I won’t complain. My man can barely be bothered to shower. Clive had dinner last night at By Lainey • Aug 06, 2008 03:34 am
George Clooney Cloon on Holz George Clooney is currently vacationing in the Mediterranean, stopping at one glamourous port after another, spending time with his bestie Rande Gerber and his wife Cindy Crawford. It’s a tough life, non? Holding court on the yacht at lunch, servants at his beck and call, ladies at his beck By Lainey • Aug 06, 2008 03:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci loves her blanket Finally a few shots of Little Sci who is calling New York home for the next 5 months now that mom is in town to rehearse for and then perform in All My Sons. She’s getting taller, she’s losing her chubb, but she’s still the cutest ever. By Lainey • Aug 06, 2008 02:37 am
Douchebags The Other Knucklehead A few years ago, after the death of her father, my Gwyneth gave an interview during which she lamented, in her snotty drawl, that she regretted wasting too much of her time dating a “complete knucklehead”. Diane Sawyer then pressed her about the quote later on ABC and Gwynnie seemed By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 12:41 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Lost in the Twin Drama It is Maddox Jolie Pitt’s birthday today. And since everyone is losing their sh*t over the biological wonders, how about a little Maddox tribute, even though the MiniVan isn’t so much interested in the adopted one? Maddox as a baby with Mom rockin’ his Maddhawk. Maddox hanging By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 09:23 am
Emmy Rossum End the Rossum, Save the Child This picture makes my life. Thanks to all of you who sent it along. It’s Rossum this weekend wrapping her Rossumness around an innocent child at some party. As you can see, not even a 5 year old can handle the sugar rape. Obvious though what Emmy was up By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 08:45 am
