Megan Fox Megan Fox & Seth Cohen Chuck Bass hasn’t made you forget about Seth Cohen, has he? This just in! Exclusive! Diablo Cody’s Juno follow-up is a film called Jennifer’s Body, with Jason Reitman producing and starring Megan Fox, the ghetto Angelina Jolie. Adam Brody has just been confirmed to the cast… and By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 07:09 am
Harry Potter There Will Be More… Harry movies! Warners has just announced that book 7 – Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows will be split into two movies as nothing can afford to be cut out. The kids are currently shooting the Half Blood Prince for a November scheduled release and will then move immediately into production By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 06:57 am
Reese Witherspoon McGyllenspoon If the crazy McGoslings haven’t yet offed themselves in mass suicide, perhaps they’d like to transfer their obsession onto Reese and Jake who are equally as cute, if not a little disingenuous. Not that their love isn’t real…because it is…but they also don’t mind By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 04:42 am
Brad Pitt Le Second Avènement The Second Coming took to the skies with mom the other day as Angelina Jolie piloted a small plane in Texas. Those things make me nervous – so small they look like toys. Word is the Pitts have plunked down an offer on a house in Provence. Valued at $20 million, By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 04:12 am
Famewhores Those Legs at Letterman Charlize Theron and her ridiculous “tall girl” legs at Letterman yesterday. They are perfect. Not too skinny, not chunk, nice ankles… absolute torture for short, squat, and dumpy Asians who will never ever have the same. My friend Duana has legs like these. She is also one of the tall By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 03:51 am
Hook Ups Cam & Matt Take Two? I liked her best with Matt Dillon…you? Is Cammie reuniting with Matt Dillon? Page Six has video of her at the Chateau Marmont the other night very affectionate with a man who bears a striking resemblance to Matt. Their suggestion is that they’ve rekindled the past. To me By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 03:16 am
Kate Bosworth #3 in Vegas for 21 Have you seen Across the Universe yet? If not, maybe you won’t get it. And if The Other Boleyn Girl is your only introduction to Jim Sturgess, you really do have to give him another chance. They hung him out to dry in that movie, although chances are you By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 02:55 am
Kate Bosworth Happy Not Healthy? Kate Bosworth last night in Vegas for the premiere of 21. From the neck up, she looks great. The dress is amazing. Am all over the arm warmers. Not so much the shoes. Those legs however…those legs are scary. Scarier than Posh. Crazy thing is, she’s actually been By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 02:23 am
Kate Beckinsale For Once Shocking! Kate Beckinsale showed up on Good Morning America today to promote Snow Angels and was NOT wearing a ball gown! Can you believe it??? The queen of overdressing actually dressed appropriately. She was coiffed, of course, but given her track record, this is like our equivalent of wearing jeans. By Lainey • Mar 12, 2008 08:05 am
Royals Hello Hot Harry on a Horse in a Tent! New issue of Hello Canada features details on Hot Harry and Chelsy’s African boat trip getaway. They slept on a tent perched on top of a roof on a boat and sailed down a river, preparing breakfast on a small gas stove in the mornings, sunbathing, taking the speedboat By Lainey • Mar 12, 2008 07:35 am
TV Updates The Return of Dr Doug Ross? Loved George Clooney in ER. LOVED him. Next year is the 15th, and likely the last, season of ER and executive producers are preparing for the end, hoping to bring back original characters including, yes, Dr Doug Ross and nurse Carol for at least an episode. Hope. Not will. But By Lainey • Mar 12, 2008 07:22 am
Smutty Surgery Nicole Kidman, StepMother? A Nashville entertainment reporter by the name of Jimmy Carter says that Keith Urban has been contacted by the tabloids following up on a story that some Australian woman is claiming he’s the father of a love child sired in Australia back in the 90s. Maybe this is the By Lainey • Mar 12, 2008 05:25 am
Quiveration Johnny & Colin in Vancouver Both in Vancouver! Both out on the town last night … and very, very late at that. Johnny Depp and Colin Farrell are working on the Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus in Vancouver and the cast and crew showed up at Villa Del Lupo last night for dinner. Love that place. Best, By Lainey • Mar 12, 2008 05:00 am
Clown How Long Before… Lilo and Ali scrap over a dude? Like ripping each other’s hair out on TMZ? Let’s see.. Ali is 14. Give it a couple of years. By the time she’s 16, bet your fake tits she’ll be caught in flagrante with Lindsay’s boyfriend… Milo Ventimiglia? By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 09:02 am
Justin Timberlake 4 Minutes Supposedly the cover for their new single 4 Minutes to Save the World. Many of you have emailed with disappointment, saying it looks cheap. Really? Me likey. Me kinda likey that it’s a little ghetto. Like “glam” and even the use of the word is so 2002, you know By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 07:40 am
Douchebags Chav on Wheels Better this I say than the punk ass hypocrites like Avril Lavigne and Ebola and even Ashton who claim they don’t want the attention and need it the next minute when they have something to sell. Posh will never say she doesn’t want the attention. Which is she By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 07:20 am
