Lindsay Lohan Lesbians > Nipples While the MiniVan Majority is deeply offended over a nipple, curiously enough, apparently it doesn’t mind lesbians. It’s when gay gets in the way of their fantasies – that’s when it becomes a problem, see? Which is why, sadly, the boys get shafted while the girls get accepted. By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 05:22 am
Parent Pimps The Silver Fox hates hags Anderson Cooper and Tom Ford. Together. Can you imagine? Sigh. Gay men are so evolved. Especially the ones who are ready and willing to cut a bitch down. Of course you’d expect this from Tom…but from the Silver Fox too? Please. He’s the son of Gloria Vanderbilt. By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 04:12 am
Dumbass The MiniVan hates nipples Eva Mendes stars in a new ad campaign for Calvin Klein. In the 30 second tv commercial, if you slow it down and play it back very, very, VERY meticulously, analysing every pixel, you can see a very brief glimpse of a nipple. At least they say you can. Here’ By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 03:55 am
Quiveration Feeling Better? Javier Bardem dropped out of Nine just after winning the Oscar for Best Supporting actor this year citing “exhaustion” as the reason, making way for Daniel Day Lewis to step into the singing dancing role. It’ll be a trip. Can’t wait. Javy has been very low profile during By Lainey • Aug 05, 2008 03:29 am
Miley Cyrus The Mouth That Keeps Giving I understand that teens can’t stop taking pictures of themselves but this is beyond beyond. Another series of Miley Cyrus cell phone shots have been leaked, all featuring her beat-me mouth. Apparently 15 year olds think this looks good. Clearly it’s been 2 decades since I was By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 06:17 am
Nicole Kidman The Desirable Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman is supposed to play some kind of hot socialite in Baz Luhrmann’s upcoming epic Australia…so in other words, it’s like the Matrix. A suspension of disbelief. I can do that. A few stills have been released from the film scheduled to premiere in November. Baz By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 05:04 am
Scarlett Johansson Scarjo Solo Ryan Reynolds has been spending some time at home in Vancouver with his family. Last week he was seen at The Cascade on Main and then on Friday night having dinner at an old favourite haunt in Kits. Am told he’s been hanging out with his brother. Scarlett Johansson By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 03:45 am
Hayden Panettiere Old lady with no feet 30 year old Hayden Panettiere last night at Teen Choice – short girl in a maxi dress, never my favourite. Because you can never see the feet. Weird, right? Like something could be living under there. Or Milo could be commanding her from there, ordering her around, telling her how to By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 03:21 am
Famewhores Choice Becks…and Posh too Oh yeah…her. David Beckham was named Choice Athlete at the Teen Choice Awards last night. He took his boys up on stage with him and little Cruz performed his breakdance. That child truly is his mother’s son, non? As you can see, Becks brought the mad hotness last By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Taupes on the campaign trail The Taupes and the Damons were in Miami this weekend at a fundraiser for Barack Obama. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner flew from LA on Friday specifically for the event, and squeezed in a visit with their besties Matt and Lucy who are also pregnant. Curiously enough, they had overlapping By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:34 am
Gorgessity It’s Back The Lopez. Totally bounced back post-twins in fine form… so why not leave the kids withthe nannyno one??? and enjoy a night out? Here’s JLo looking amazing Saturday night with Marc leaving Foxtail – perfect legs, perfect hair, killer dress, and finally a proper makeup artist after too many By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:30 am
Bad Style Robo Androgynous I was wrong. When she wore skinnys last week, I was wrong in saying she could read, read what we’ve been saying about these jeans. Because the jeans are back. The jeans are here to stay. The Robobride androgynous jeans are now an intrinsic part of KatE Holmes. Just By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession What’s the common denominator? The moment you’ve been waiting for… Hello Magazine purchased the European rights to the Pitt Family photos and, of course, as you know, People Magazine secured the exclusives in North America. Note the People cover – what’s the common denominator? The parents, the Twin Wonders, and the Chosen One By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:02 am
Intro for Aug 04, 2008 Dear Gossips, Not sure why there should even be a column today. Like what else is there to talk about? Is there anything worth talking about but THEM? It was the moment Brangelunatics everywhere have been waiting for: finally a glimpse of the world’s first fraternal twins. The Olympics By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 01:58 am
Beyoncé BJ in the city Beyonce and Jay-Z sighted last night in New York after dinner at the Spotted Pig. LOVE it when B goes casual. Look how tight she looks in a simple white tee and jeans. When Duana and I were in LA a couple of weeks ago, we walked into a By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 08:48 am
Justin Timberlake Pippy at the Kodak? First…a disclaimer. The following was reported by the National Enquirer. Still, it’s more accurate than In Touch or Life & Style. Or those dipsh*t sources claiming that Lance Armstrong ditched Kate Hudson because she’s too “needy”. Please. Kate Hudson is not Jennifer Aniston. But Lance must By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 07:53 am
