Casey Affleck The Other Affleck Brother He’s on my cousin’s Freebie Five temporarily. She can’t stand Ben’s dirty fingernails but there’s something about Casey. Casey showed up at the Stuart House Benefit the other day looking disheveled and “serious actor-ish”. Beginning to wonder if anyone in the Phoenix family has a By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 06:53 am
Janet Jackson Flu Job Us Weekly is reporting that Janet Jackson was hospitalised last night because of shortness of breath. Her rep subsequently clarified that it was the flu. The flu? Do you believe the flu? With all that money and resources, she can’t afford home care? Or is it because you can’ By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 06:38 am
Girlcrushes Angie Genetics Bad day to be having a fat’n’ugly day – look at all these beautiful bitches! Angie Harmon at the Stuart House Benefit yesterday with virtually no makeup and still… kicking Lindsay Lohan’s orange, blotch-skinned ass. And she’s 17 years older. Love Angie Harmon. Still undecided about Women’ By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 05:18 am
Celebrity Baby Theory You Are Not Them It’s a giant f&ck you to us mortals – a family that looks like this. A family this ridiculously attractive. Ri-di-cu-LOUS. Totally not fair. And as always, the glaring exception to my Celebrity Baby Theory. Have a look and then wallow in your own ordinariness: Cindy Crawford and By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 05:03 am
Celebrity Baby Theory Mr and Mrs Burns Christy Turlington and Ed Burns last night at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame… breathtaking Christy. Wow. Would be a good couple to test my Celebrity Baby Theory on. For those new to the site, the Celebrity Baby Theory works as follows: Hot + hot = Ugly Hot + average = Fairly attractive By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 04:36 am
Michael J Fox A Fox and a Good Woman Michael J Fox and Tracy Pollen last night at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame event looking strong and happy. Nice to see them out and about. They step out rarely these days and tv misses Michael much. Photos from Wenn.com By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 04:14 am
Blind Riddles Leftover Blow It’s either diva bitches or cokeheads these days, don’t ask me why… Many assumed she’d chilled out on the hardcore life, taking a more low key approach, curbing several vices, focusing on career and love. Apparently not so. In fact, she raging even harder these days. Makes By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 03:38 am
Ebola Victims Nicole plans a party Nicole Richie went shopping yesterday for party – Joel is turning 29. Note the pretty “H” necklace she’s wearing… love the name Harlow. Also like Winter. And love love love her angel wing headscarf. Did you know that pictures of Nicole fetch more than Ebola? Word is Paris was initially By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 03:04 am
Music Madge Makes Pippy Hot Like the opposite of Hollywood Ebola’s sh*t by association – I mean, if you’re good enough for Madonna… And obviously Pippy is good enough for Madonna. After all, only Madonna could pull out those balls and demand the man within. As such, there was a little something something By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 02:46 am
Music Madonna Inducted Iggy Pop performed in her honour and then proceeded to pararde around topless. How many people can turn up somewhere with their shirts off and make it work? Few I suppose. And this is why he was chosen to fete the Material Girl who has reigned pop for 25 years. By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 02:32 am
Gorgessity Without Michael What a waste. A woman who looks like this reduced to old lady diamonds and ball gowns every time she steps out with her man. Does Zeta have a face or what? Gorgessity. Work done, yes. But gorgessity all the same. At the Australian premiere of Death Defying Acts today, By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 11:37 am
Johnny Depp French Obsessed Between Marion Cotillard and Vanessa Paradis, it is full on French Heaven these days. Can’t decide whose life I covet more: Marion has an Oscar and Guillaume Canet and she looks the way she looks but Vanessa has Johnny and her amazing gap teeth and that je ne sais By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 11:05 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Reading with the Second Coming This one’s for the bump freaks. Angelina Jolie today in Austin, Texas after dropping Maddox off at school and picking up a few books at Barnes & Noble – the kind of errand any mom can relate to…and therefore a great occasion for a photo. As you can see, By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 09:00 am
Ben Affleck What Ben & Hayden Have in Common Ben Affleck and Hayden Panettiere…what’s the common ground? Answer: a peeler bar! Four years ago while shooting in Vancouver and still engaged to JLo JLo JLo JLo Ben Affleck hit up a local strip club called Brandy’s and allegedly looked AND touched at the same time, resulting By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 07:07 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken How Brits Cut No one can cut you like a Brit… or my mother. It was her birthday yesterday, she called me at 2 in the afternoon: “It’s my birthday today. Were you at the gym?” So few words, so much sting. Guilting me, of course, for not calling her at the By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 06:24 am
Douchebags It’s About Time Canadians are all about coddling their own even when it’s sh*t. Every week, I receive at least a few dozen emails: Be nicer to her/him Lainey! After all, he/she’s Canadian! Is that really all it takes? And shouldn’t that be grounds for HIGHER expectations? By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 05:45 am
