Hook Ups Clooney Commits? Oh please. The radio is blasting it, the web is buzzing – George Clooney to marry Sarah Larsen? Does he need to marry Sarah Larsen? Said it a thousand times before, Sarah Larsen is the kind of girl who is happy with an apartment and a closet full of designer clothes. By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 05:03 am
Ben Affleck Ben Parted Ben Affleck in DC shooting State of Play, a movie that Brad Pitt reportedly dropped out of. Major cast involved with this one including Russell Crowe and Rachel McAdams. Note that Ben is back to the superman shine – similar to how kept JLo him. JLo JLo JLo JLo til you’ By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 04:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Matt & Luci #2 Matt Damon and his wife Luciana are expecting their 2nd together… it has been a banner year. Matt is one of the few stars who can back up his paycheque with box office success AND critical acclaim. He is the reigning Sexiest Man Alive. He is besties with George, Brad, By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 04:05 am
Harry Potter The Anti-Cyrus Emma Watson last night at the Empire Awards, then clubbing with her new boyfriend afterwards, reportedly making out openly and even hooking up afterwards at a hotel. Which means she’s not dating Daniel Radcliffe, thank Xenu. It’s just too quaint, you know what I mean? And for the By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 03:34 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwyneth and her “C” Were you hoping for something pervy? It’s sexy… but not pervy. And probably full of sh*t…but still, Gwyneth Paltrow went to Selfridges and paid just over a hundred dollars for a “C” tattoo on her top of her thigh? Just before the private zone? According to the By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 03:17 am
George Clooney That’s More Like It Like many of you, the loins stopped quivering for Clooney after that embarrassing little tussle with Fabio. Seriously... losing your cool over Fabio??? Giving Fabio an extra five minutes he doesn’t deserve? It was George’s darkest day. And the worst blemish on an otherwise charming resumé. That and By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 02:52 am
Tara Reid Smarmy Shame Screw Ed Westwick is a total Shame F&ck. Which is why he is the perfect Chuck Bass. Among his other illustrious attributes, Chuck Bass is Blair’s Shame F&ck. Not to be confused with a Hate F&ck. Tara Reid is a Hate F&ck. By Lainey • Mar 07, 2008 05:24 am
TV Updates Meredith & McDreamy Forever Anyone still care? About the sh-t that has become Grey’s Anatomy? Spoiler alert! Shonda Rhimes told EW.com that: "My goal is to get Meredith and Derek together for good and let them try to figure out what it is to be in a relationship in the future. By Lainey • Mar 07, 2008 04:56 am
Frauds Jennifer Aniston: Banged but not Dumped Sheryl Crow inexplicably decided to shoot her mouth off recently about her friendship with Jennifer Aniston, insisting that neither of them were the “dumpees” in their respective high profile relationships: “For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Believe me, this By Lainey • Mar 07, 2008 04:46 am
Douchebags The Doucheness of John’s Lyrics Every songwriter has their own process. When you’re a douchebag and a new famewhore, you blast your creative process out on your blog. If you’re John Mayer you go a step further and you file it under the guise of the esoteric when in reality, it’s not By Lainey • Mar 07, 2008 03:40 am
Music The Rhythm of Madonna’s Words Madonna’s Hard Candy drops in April – in the coming weeks, the queen of marketing will be pushing herself heavy… Yay! No one self promotes like Madonna, but no one. And watching it is pure joy. My main mo Darren and I were talking about it last night. Bitch is By Lainey • Mar 07, 2008 03:00 am
Gorgessity Dress & Legs Charlize. Last night at the premire of Sleepwalking in LA in a wicked dress, perched on top of tapering heels, apparently the hot heel of the season. She looks amazing. But can she try a comedy for a change? Sleepwalking is the latest in a long line of “take me By Lainey • Mar 07, 2008 02:42 am
Hook Ups Jen’s New Grip Everyone is wondering about Jennifer Aniston’s new mystery man she was seen leaving Courteney Cox"s with on Oscar weekend on Oscar weekend. Name according to OK Magazine is Brian Bouma. They met on the set of Travelling in Vancouver. It was initially reported that he was a By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 11:38 am
George Clooney A Friend Like George You have to love the sheer… obviousness… of stories like these. People.com is reporting that George Clooney enjoyed a “guy’s night out” on Wednesday with Cindy Crawford’s husband Rande Gerber. Rande and George have been tight for years. Rande of course is a big time club owner By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 11:25 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Angelina Maternity Wear In response to your emails yesterday, many from soon to be moms!, about Angelina Jolie’s pink dress at the airport in Austin –attached. From Gerard Darel, the spring collection. Angie’s stylist Jen Rade ordered three for her client after seeing the dress on Charlotte Gainsbourg in the catalogue. By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 10:59 am
Maple Leaf Hello! Bryan Adams For some reason, many of you have been emailing lately about him … How serendipitous – Hello! Canada has just landed an exclusive interview with Bryan about what he’s been up to. In short: photography and philanthropy. He even took a photo of the Queen. Spends most of his time abroad, By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 10:37 am
