TV Updates VB Regular Reality Victoria Beckham: Coming to America totally made my life. And many of your lives too. Clocking in at just an hour, the general consensus was that it was too short. F*ck the critics who couldn’t get with it. Those who were supposed to buy it absolutely bought it. By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 09:52 am
Daniel Craig Losing Bond For my dear friend Laura in Toronto – step away from the brownies. You WILL get through this. Even though James McAvoy is already married. And Colin Firth too. Never mind. Go for the brownies. In Laura’s mind, you see, Daniel Craig is waiting to propose to her. In real By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 05:08 am
Maple Leaf Hard Rachel Rachel McAdams at the premiere of Married Life last night – a departure from her soft prettiness, pulled back into severity. Don’t know if it’s her most flattering look but love the experimentation and am all over that little dress. Especially the way it accentuates her little waist. Not By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 04:50 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Predictable Granny Freeze Remember these photos from the other day? Flynet catching Granny Freeze looking ancient with a receding hairline and a little bump? Remember the rumour about the bump? Hate to gloat but I said at the time – she’d find a way to “prove” her pregnancy. And indeed she did! Nicole By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 04:25 am
Parent Pimps No Choice?!?! No sh*t. But then again, why is this surprising? After all, it is Dina Lohan. Dina Lohan who has officially surpassed Joe Simpson in parental pimpage, hellbent on pushing all of her children into child stardom and, in the process, sending her youngest Ali on the same path as By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 03:28 am
Douchebags Shut.Your.Ass. For all their meticulous strategising and media manipulation, there is one wildcard the Pitts cannot control – Angelina Jolie’s brother who routinely shoots his mouth off under the pretense of defending his sister, but really because he probably jerks off to seeing his name in print. Or maybe he needs By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 02:51 am
Intro for Mar 06, 2008 Dear Gossips, Friday Night Lights is coming back! In partnership with DirecTV, NBC is now about to bring back the good folks of Dillon, Texas for a third season. More Coach, more The Smash, more Lyla, more Saracen, and of course… more Riggins! And more me bitching at you about By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 02:42 am
Johnny Depp Sweet Depp Porn Have watched this clip about as many times as the sad ass McGoslings have seen the Notebook. I exaggerate. But I am no less pathetic. Well...maybe a little less. But you try it. You try it and tell me the Depp Porn doesn’t grab you in the heart By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 10:03 am
Ashton Kutcher Demi Ashton Rossum Just a little Rossum… not completely unbearable, but it’s there. Demi on the cover of the new Harper’s Bazaar putting 20 year olds to shame. Interestingly enough, she’s also photographed alongside her three girls: my Rumey, Scout, and Tallulah who, at 14, looks like she’s been By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 05:54 am
Heather Locklear A Muse for Mischa Mischa Barton stupidly passed on a role on Gossip Girl – good news for the show, sad sack news for her career. Because it’s Mischa Barton. And at this point, for Mischa Barton, does it get any better than Gossip Girl??? Apparently she wants to focus on film. Another tv By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 04:46 am
Marion Cotillard My Marion’s Oscar Portraits She is said to be “heartbroken” over those controversial remarks that widely published after her Oscar win. Her agent says they were taken out of context. Am bias so I believe. And objectively speaking, the prevailing word on Marion is that she is the sweetest. Rumour has it Picturehouse was By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 04:08 am
Clint Eastwood Baby Boobs! Angelina and Maddox in Austin yesterday where Hillary Clinton revived her presidential bid by winning both Texas and Ohio. Bitch is the new black! Amazingly enough, Angelina was not wearing black for a change. Pink for Angelina? Highly unsual. As you can see, the Second Coming has inflated Angie’s By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 03:33 am
Keanu Reeves Keanu & Parker? According to OK! Magazine the two were canoodling at the Chateau Marmont the other day – not exactly the worst couple ever. He’s eccentric, she’s eccentric, both of a certain age…it’s all good, although nowadays looking at Keanu makes me sad There’s a planet of hurt By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 03:25 am
Adrian Grenier Hirsute, Hypocrite, Not Hilarious Adrian Grenier yesterday at Villa shooting A COMMERCIAL for American Eagle. Yes. A commercial. With Kim Kardashian for f*ck’s sake. So he’s selling out, which they all do, and pulling a douchebag prank with a postcard – implying that the paparazzi, and by extension the gossip public, should By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 02:37 am
Eva Longoria How to Dress for a Kid’s Birthday Party If you’re Posh, that is. Brooklyn turned 9 yesterday but dad was stuck overseas on a football tour so mom handled the party planning duties and threw a bash for 30 kids at Pink Taco, complete of course with kiddie swag bags – blue sport sacks filled with toys. Of By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 02:01 am
Demi Moore Even in Bad Lighting Demi Moore last night and very little make up with youngest daughter Tallulah leaving Joan’s on Third. As you can see, even in poor light, Demi at 45 is still more attractive than most. Including Lindsay Lohan who is 25 years younger. As for Tallulah – word is the famewhore By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 01:43 am
