Jennifer Lopez To Marchesa with the Twins Rendered deliriosu from Baby Fever, several outlets jumped the gun last week reporting that Jennifer Lopez had checked into a Long Island hospital to give birth. Obviously not. Her father, the Scientologist, did confirm yesterday however that she is indeed expecting twins. Definitely looks like it too. But seriously… why By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Britney Spears Rolling Stone By now you’ve heard she’s made the cover –a lengthy expose on what went wrong. The article is better than what you’ll find in People, Us Weekly, In Touch – all of them. It’s well researched, with quotes from legitimate NAMED sources… and while many of you By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Holiday with Bar Leo Leo loves models. And really… can you blame him? He is after all a total dude. A dude who once trolled the club scene with what was known then as his “p*ssy posse”. At the very least, he has a certain aesthetic standard. And as you can see, Bar By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 07:00 pm
Paris Hilton Still Supporting Ebola If for some reason Adrian Grenier is still on your Freebie Five list, it’s time to face the disease and move on. If for some reason it wasn’t enough that he was hanging out with Hollywood Ebola Paris HIlton last summer, it should be enough now that he By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 05:52 am
Taylor Kitsch FNL at the Superbowl Interview with Jason Street (Scott Porter) on Friday night at the Friday Night Lights party which, sorry to say, really, really sucked sh*t. What sucks even more sh*t is that is that it sounds like NBC is ready to pull the plug. Radar asked NBC Entertainment boss Ben By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 04:10 am
George Clooney Marion at the Luncheon My girl at the Nominees Luncheon yesterday looking perfect, as usual. Love how her belt is falling and those shoes… the shoes! Above all, it’s the poise. That French grace you can’t teach. If George Clooney had any sense and taste, he’d be all over it. Unfortunately, By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 03:17 am
Good Help is Hard to Find Celebrities don’t always have it easy, you know. As is the case with Britney Spears, a competent assistant is a valuable commodity, especially one who won’t sell you out and will still pick up your dirty undies. But picking up panties is one thing… picking up your drugs By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 03:04 am
Cheesy Cheating is Allowed Remember him? The unfaithful cheese dick who still hasn’t curbed his philandering in spite of scandal and who strayed a bit too far on the underage side recently? As of press time, the photo evidence has yet to come back to haunt him but you’ll be happy to By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 02:40 am
Jessica Biel Justin’s Vanity Fair cover Pip isn’t on the cover of Vanity Fair…in person, that is. But he is very much on the cover in spirit. In fact, you can practically hear him singing on the cover in spirit. Because Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake is the ONLY reason why Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 02:12 am
Julian McMahon About Julian McMahon I mentioned his personal space issues last week and have received many emails requesting more information. If you are a fan though, be warned… it’s not the best or most flattering encounter ever. It was Thursday night – Diddy’s event in Scottsdale. Julian and Dylan Walsh show up on By Lainey • Feb 04, 2008 07:00 pm
Jason Bateman AD > SATC Now THIS is a good idea. Unlike the Sex & the City movie, the Arrested Development movie is exactly what the world needs. Cut after only 3 seasons due to low ratings thanks to the death of good taste, many many mourned the premature end of one of the best By Lainey • Feb 04, 2008 07:00 pm
Hugh Laurie Sexy House Ok now I get it. See I don’t watch House. As such, I’ve no appreciation of the hotness of his character and by extension, the hotness of the actor who has so brilliantly created him. Having seen Hugh Laurie take the piss at awards shows however, his sense By Lainey • Feb 04, 2008 05:19 am
John Travolta Supergay at the Superbowl John Travolta hosted some party on Saturday night in Scottsdale while the rest of us were at the Mondrian. It was the CAA and CTV bash that night, ran into Spike Lee and several others in the lobby and throughout dinner at Asia de Cuba, and George Clooney was apparently By Lainey • Feb 04, 2008 04:40 am
Tori Spelling Junior’s Supergrowth Super Sperm So here’s the latest “candid” photo of Tori Spelling and her husband Kevin Federline Junior out for a family walk and showing off a remarkably large baby bump. Remarkably large because just a month ago, she was somehow photographed in full maquillage working out kick boxing with her goldigger. By Lainey • Feb 04, 2008 03:48 am
Kate Hudson Krasinski In Person The best hotness is the kind that takes you by surprise. Sure - he"s cute in that college backpack kinda way but - at least for me on tv - not in that rip your panties passion. Until you see him in person. In person, cute becomes quiver. By Lainey • Feb 04, 2008 03:36 am
Alicia Keys Loving Alicia Keys Am so in love with Alicia Keys. Interviewed her yesterday on the red carpet at Ryan Seacrest’s party before her pre-game performance. There are those who are fake and phony. They give canned answers and contrived reactions. Still there are others who are too far up their own asses By Lainey • Feb 04, 2008 01:35 am