Katie Holmes Crazy Uncool Being crazy is one thing. Because if you’re cool and crazy, it’s all good. Cool can turn crazy into an artform – just ask Christopher Walken. But there is nothing, nothing, nothing worse in showbiz than being uncool. And Tom Cruise is uncool. Tom Cruise is SO uncool that By Lainey • Feb 07, 2008 01:58 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwyneth Back in Pink Most of you hate her snotty little face and her smut little attitude. It’s the way she looks at you, right? Because she is better than you. She is one of a few select women in the world who get first pass at the new Balenciaga bag half a By Lainey • Feb 07, 2008 01:32 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Madge for Malawi She brought Lola. Lola who is already 11 – can you believe she’s already 11? – and refreshingly actually still LOOKS 11, unlike Ali Lohan who only looked 11 when she was inside her Dina’s womb. And while Lola is clearly showing the unmistakable sign of little girl vanity, her By Lainey • Feb 07, 2008 12:54 am
Charlize Theron When Charlize Lets Loose SO beautiful! Love what she"s wearing...but for the hair. She"s has never had great hair... Charlize Theron received the annual Hasty Pudding Theatricals Woman of the Year award from Harvard University today and in university tradition, hammed it up for the crowd. Charlize, of course, By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Sean Combs Diddy Dillard’s Diddy showed up at Madonna’s Malawi Gucci event last night and in the wake of so many super elite arrivals, no one really cared. Poor Diddy. Or Sean. It has to be the constant name changes – makes for bad luck. After all, if you can’t even hang on By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Lisa Marie Presley The Elvis Gene is an Exception There are few exceptions to my Celebrity Baby Theory. Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber, definitely. And most definitely Elvis Presley and Priscilla. Both beyond beautiful, their offspring escaped the ugly curse though the same can’t be said in other areas. Still, Lisa Marie, before the pill bloat and the By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 07:00 pm
George Clooney Before George They’re a bit dated but have never been addressed here and in spite of the vulgarity, it really is too good to ignore. Especially since it’s George Clooney, the George Clooney idolised as the perfect man by women everywhere. NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Remember this? The article on By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Britney, Justin’s Finger, and Rolling Stone Somehow Britney escaped from the psych ward yesterday – apparently a lawyer overruled the medical recommendation and let her go. As you probably know, she tore off immediately for Adnan and the paps. Why her parents were not holding vigil outside that hospital door, why Lynne wasn’t handcuffed to her By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Kirsten Dunst Et tu, Kiki? Last week it was reported that my Kiki was all loopy and sh*t at Sundance – click here for the Kiki SOS article - now the ever reliable Star Magazine is breaking the exclusive that she’s been admitted to Le Cirque though it’s not known her particular poison. By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 11:15 am
Rachel Bilson This I Buy After their hook up on the set of Factory Girl, Harvey Weinstein tried to capitalise on the brief fling between Hayden Christensen and Sienna Miller. Unfortunately, their attraction quickly turned into animosity and given that Hayden allegedly refused to cooperate, he quickly went from being Harvey’s goldenboy to sitting By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 08:10 am
Kylie Minogue The Best Tacky Glam It rarely works, and it works only on a select few. The red lips, the frizzy hair, the earrings, the makeup… for anyone else my mother would be screeching low classy. On Kylie Minogue, it’s perfect. Love, love, love. Kylie showed up at the Golden Camera Awards with some By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 07:15 am
Hilary Swank If Count Dracula Made Love to a Horse… Presenting Hilary Swank, here at the Golden Camera Awards in Germany. Like Sarah Jessica Parker, Hilary with her equine dental work is starting to resemble Helen Gurley Brown, the original Fun! Fearless! Female! Blech. Blecher still is the fact that this bitch has not one but TWO Oscars… the second By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 06:55 am
Brittany Murphy What Happened to Brittany Murphy? I met her during the Toronto International Film Festival in 2006 at an after hours party. She seemed cranked up on something – possibly ecstasy – and was fully buried in oblivion on the dance floor by the time we arrived, grinding up on 2 different men, spinning around suggestively, and still By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 03:38 am
Heather Graham Heather Has-been Once upon a time, some people actually cared about Heather Graham. Then they figured out she can’t do much but open her eyes wide and look pretty. It was over quickly. Credit to her, she still persists. Still making her way in Hollywood, with a lifetime membership on the By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 02:59 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Apple, Moses, and a Rat? Perhaps it wasn’t sad smut for my Gwynnie after all! Following her hospitalisation last month, initial information centred around a heartbreaking loss. The “official” explanation from her camp, via friend Mario Batali, was a gastrointestinal problem that was quickly solved. However, am now hearing from new sources that her By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 02:27 am
Intro for Feb 06, 2008 Dear Gossips, Chinese New Year’s Eve and I miss my mother. She called me last night to remind me about the rituals, to let me know she’d posted my lucky money pockets, and not one word of criticism. In fact, it’s the only time of the year By Lainey • Feb 06, 2008 01:42 am
