Scarlett Johansson Definitely Quiveration, Maybe Engaged? Ryan Reynolds last night at the Definitely Maybe premiere without a beard for once posing with co-star Abigail Breslin. Totally thought I’d prefer him clean shaven, but seeing him here… it’s a little too Tiger Beat, non? Definitely maybe just a little stubble. As for those engagement rumours By Lainey • Jan 25, 2008 02:38 am
Taylor Kitsch The Smash, The Riggs – it’s Friday Night Quiver! The Smash doesn’t get enough love. And since it’s Friday, it’s time to give The Smash some love. But not before my tireless pleading… Only 3 new episodes of Fright Night Lights remain before the show runs out of script. But if you still haven’t had By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 07:00 pm
Ellen Degeneres Jakey’s Birthday Song for Ellen If you watch Ellen Degeneres, you are well aware she and Jake Gyllenhaal have this thing. It’s the cutest. YouTube has a few clips of his appearances and the last time he visited her, he asked her to do a First Nations greeting call with him consisting of a By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 07:00 pm
Sarah Jessica Parker All About the Clothes SJP fluttered about NYC yesterday for a print shoot in support of the upcoming Sex & the City movie. Michael K at DListed.com, always with a flair for description, called that blue wrap the “world’s biggest scrunchie”. Clever bitch. Thing is… on Sex & the city, fashion was By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 07:00 pm
Fashion GayFight! Only thing better than two bitches scrapping is two queens scrapping. Or in this case, three queens scrapping. So Mr Valentino has announced he’s retiring and, like any egomaniacal ‘mo would rightly do, is currently milking the longest goodbye, like, ever. As you know, Mr Valentino does not mince By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 06:52 am
Tori Spelling Junior’s Sperm Finds a Second Jackpot Like his mentor Kevin Federline, KFed Jr’s boys can swim hard. And when they dive, they always hit the target. In Touch Weekly is reporting that Tori Spelling is pregnant and while In Touch is normally full of sh*t, Tori and Junior need the exposure. Pregnant and another By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 06:26 am
Lucy Liu A One Time Coat Not for everyone, hell no. You may think it’s ugly – and you certainly wouldn’t be alone – but as opposed to Blake’s Barbara Walter’s moment, at least there’s something campy arty going on. At least it’s fun. Lucy Liu’s pink and purple ensemble yesterday By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 05:54 am
Brad Pitt The Ex Truce: One Night Only There are many reasons to look forward to Oscar…but this year, even more intriguing. Because there is a party going on the night before – appropriately titled The Night Before party – setting up to be a clash of the exes. Seriously guaranteed to salivate your smutty juices. The party is By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 04:09 am
Paris Hilton Stroke Face Finds a Famous Friend Sort of. Like seriously…Julien Macdonald must be hard up for attention if he has to resort to squiring around Tara Reid and her stroke face - when someone abuses her body so badly, everything starts to droop. Perhaps there’s even some paralysis going on there. At only 32, By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 02:33 am
Jennifer Aniston Miss America Charms Vancouver She’s not my favourite but I’d trade Pamela Anderson’s dirty skank for Jennifer Aniston’s fraud any time. Can we give Pam to the US in exchange for Jen? Jen kicked off her Canadian work trip with some drama last week thanks to her “racialist” bodyguard and By Lainey • Jan 23, 2008 07:00 pm
Marion Cotillard Fall In Love with My Marion They say Julie Christie can’t lose. And she shouldn’t. But if I had a ballot, as you know, apologies for repeating this for almost a year now, my vote would go to Marion Cotillard. Because her turn at Edith Piaf in La Vie en Rose was simply astonishing. By Lainey • Jan 23, 2008 08:26 am
Josh Brolin The Other Josh & Diane It was a packed house in the Best Supporting Actor category this year and Josh Brolin was the odd man out. But nomination or not, 2007 was a banner career year, as Josh turned in American Gangster and, of course, No Country For Old Men. Unfortunately he happened to be By Lainey • Jan 23, 2008 06:36 am
Pamela Anderson The Nominee at Nobu A Canadian among the best actresses… now this, Canada, this is what we should celebrate. Instead of Pamela Anderson. It’s sad though, isn’t it? That more Canadians have seen Pammy fellate Tommy than have seen Juno? For those who have seen Juno however I’m sure by now By Lainey • Jan 23, 2008 04:08 am
Charlize Theron Charlize at Sundance Charlize Theron showed up at Sundance with Stuart Townsend to promote her new project Sleepwalking which she produced. Charlize plays a woman who gives up her children to foster care. It is not a biography of Britney Spears. Not feeling her hairstyle… you? As you can see, Charlize is all By Lainey • Jan 23, 2008 03:42 am
Jennifer Aniston Willis > Stamos? Her name is Emma Hemming, a model. She’s now dating Bruce Willis. But rumour has it she was supposedly involved with John Stamos not too long ago, though information on this is sparse because… well … who really cares about John Stamos. This is probably why Emma’s moved on By Lainey • Jan 23, 2008 02:34 am
Charlie Sheen Probably an Old Client Incredibly, Denise Richards was granted permission yesterday by a judge to go ahead with a reality show featuring her children – over Charlie Sheen’s protests. With recommended restrictions. Which means she can exploit her kids in exchange for a career. That judge must have been one of her old Heidi By Lainey • Jan 23, 2008 02:20 am
