Mary Kate Olsen Prunes are good for poo…and smiles! We’re all adults here so let’s not be squeamish. I have had experience with prunes. Prune juice is disgusting but they are very effective for those who have certain issues. I have had those issues my whole life. And we Chinese are weird. We like to suck on By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 06:45 am
Madonna Lola’s Time is Coming The last time I wrote about Lourdes Leon I noted that she wants it. She’s tasted it next to her mother, and she will hunger for it in no time…if not already. Madonna gave an exclusive interview to Hello Canada and was asked about her daughter’s aspirations. By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 05:29 am
Eva Longoria ELP > SJP? What in the ass were they smoking at Forbes? Forbes has just released their Celebrity 100. Not surprisingly, Oprah checked in at #1. Angelina was #3 right behind Tiger at #2 who tees off at the US Open this morning and Brad finished #10. Will Oprah ever talk to Angelina? By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 03:40 am
Frauds Gran on the Runway? Word is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been asked to appear on Project Runway which could explain why she’s hitting the gym so much – to slim down as soon as possible after the baby arrives. That is if she’s really pregnant. I’m joking! She is TOTALLY pregnant! By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 03:12 am
Zune Exclusive Givewaway! Microsoft is jumping into the digital media player market and is introducing Zune, available in Canada starting tomorrow, Friday June 13th. Zune include mp3/video/photoplayer, wireless syncing and sharing capabilities, laser-engraved customization options, and an FM radio. Interested? I have TWO Zunes available to give away! Please send By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 02:54 am
Douchebags No Shelf on the Carpet The PipWeasel last night on the carpet for the premiere of The Love Guru which – maybe it’s just me – looks like total ass. Even the trailer. Get Smart instead, ok? After all, Steve Carell deserves it more than Mike Myers. And at least Steve isn’t a crazy unfunny By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 02:44 am
Victoria Beckham The Day The Earth Stood Still...and Flat The Beckhams took their kids to Disneyland yesterday… Posh did NOT wear heels. You might say – so what? Who wears heels to Disneyland? Actually… SHE has worn heels to Disneyland. She did it last year. What’s with the flipflops then? And the baggy ass jeans? Is it possible that By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 02:23 am
Brad Pitt The Brad Complex This is Chris Martin on the cover of Rolling Stone promoting Coldplay’s latest Viva La Vida. Surprisingly enough, Chris, who adamantly refuses to discuss his wife Gwyneth Paltrow, actually alludes to her past relationship with Brad Pitt. When discussing ambition and where he finds inspiration, Chris said: "You& By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 02:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Angie Talks Pitt Porn! Am all hot and bothered just reading this article…can you imagine watching them in person? Just being? Simply touching each other on a red carpet? The Pitt Porn? Damn. Said it before, will say it again: World Peace vs. Being in their Bedroom Don’t lie. You’d make By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 10:10 am
New Strawberries Suck My brilliant friend Dean just sent this out a few minutes ago – as they’re wont to do with everything these days, Strawberry Shortcake has received a modern makeover. Dean’s accompanying words were: Strawberry Shortcake is back, new tv show and movie, and EATING DISORDER? Seriously… I hate her. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 09:51 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Prettier than Ever Minnie Driver today on the NY set of Motherhood starring Uma Thurman – lovely makeup, hair beautifully blown out… she’s never looked prettier. Will always think of her fondly from Good Will Hunting. It’s one of those movies I always watch if I come across it on tv on By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 07:55 am
Jessica Alba Truth in Typos Thanks to Lisa D for sending this along – the Alba bitch’s birth announcement in a local newspaper. Best. Typo. Ever. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 07:19 am
Dumbass How’s This for Ungrateful? Katherine Heigl, our favourite sanctimonious bitch who can’t shut the f&ck up, has announced with great fanfare that she has taken her name out of the running for Emmy consideration. This is her statement: “I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 06:30 am
Kate Hudson Kate Shampoo Kate Hudson heading to The View today in a gorgeous off white dress looking blonde and bubbly. Kate’s been pimping her own line of organic shampoo around town – ad is attached. Stella McCartney, one of Kate’s besties, also has her own line of animal friendly skincare though my By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 05:33 am
Katy Perry Ask Katy Perry I kissed a girl and I liked it… the kiss of her cherry chapstick. True. Madonna loved Ur So Gay. Me too! Am talking to Katy Perry in an hour. She’s promoting her debut album One of the Boys. Have a question? Send now! See below if you haven’ By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 04:50 am
Frauds Granny Freeze: Fitness Never Stops Granny Freeze has not let herprosthetic pregnancy get in the way of working out. This is Nicole Kidman with Keith Urban in Nashville yesterday at the gym. She’s like 8 months and I’m still fatter! As fraud as she is though, can’t really fault her for this. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 04:23 am
