Victoria Beckham Wearing Posh Why is this so hot? SO hot. Check Becks in Brazil totally owning those pants and wearing Posh’s new Marc Jacobs tee promoting sun block. She’s naked on his chest. But is that enough protection? Brazil of course is home to some of the most ridiculously, freakishly attractive By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 07:00 pm
Tori Spelling Rossum For Money: Junior Murders Poetry I really should save this for a Friday, to send you roaring with laughter into the weekend. But it’s too good. It’s too f&cking good. And it’s so f&cking Rossum you will lose your sh*t. Promise. So in the February issue of By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 08:50 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts" Parental Accessories Angelina and Brad - their accessories last night at the SAGs. On her a gold cuff, a gift from her lover, and here’s the best part: The design on the cuff is a drawing by their son Maddox. Brad evidently had it engraved on to the bracelet. Now tell By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 08:02 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Blender This cover makes my life. The Mickey Mouse ashtray, the Red Bull, the reference to her underwear, and a clarification from the editors that reads: This cover image is a composite photo. Britney did not pose for the picture. That, sadly, is not her body. Snort. It’s the “sadly” By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 07:24 am
Jessica Biel Shelfy Summons… Pippy Comes Runnin’! Shocker! While Jessica Biel and her Shelf Ass have been in England massacring a movie with her bad accent, her Pipsqueak beau has been left to his own devices and seen partying solo and fighting temptation in LA. Rumours surfaced today from New York that he was spotted at Tenjune By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 06:44 am
Viggo Mortensen Best Dressed: Viggo Mortensen Don’t know what the hell that is dangling below his knee. Don’t care what it is either. Somehow it works. He’s weird enough to make it work. And he’s hot enough to quiver your loins even though he looks like psycho Gepetto. Seriously, I imagine Viggo By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 05:44 am
Julie Christie Best Actress: Julie Christie It seems a foregone conclusion now that Julie Christie will undoubtedly win the Oscar, making it the 2nd year in the row that the Academy has honoured the Silver Fox. In a youth-obsessed town, this is good news indeed. But enough about acting…how about the way Julie Christie owned By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 05:41 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen Makes Friends in Vancouver Quick interruption of the SAG report for a Vancouver Aniston bulletin. Photos taken by Dean Sanderson for use only on LaineyGossip.com of Jennifer Aniston getting a touch up on set the other day. After a rocky start to her shooting, thanks to an allegedly racist anti-Asian bodyguard, Jen is By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 04:30 am
SITE GLITCH – Please read For some reason there was a glitch and older articles from today were not being accessed even by clicking on “View More Articles”. As a temporary fix, those articles have been posted under “Sunday January 27th” instead. Scroll down, click on VIEW MORE ARTICLES, keep scrolling and you should find By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 04:17 am
Sara Ramirez Worst Dressed: Sara Ramirez You know I love her. You know I adore Callie. But what I said earlier about Nikki Blonsky applies to Sara Ramirez…she needs a hook up with America Ferrera’s stylist. Or Jennifer Hudson. Because curves are great. And curves need to be showcased more effectively. Curves need to By Lainey • Jan 27, 2008 07:00 pm
George Clooney Best Dressed: Marion Cotillard She won’t win the Oscar but she will win Best Dressed. Because my Marion’s dress last night was the standard. Love the no frills accessorising. And the close-scalp hair. And the makeup. And she is apparently even more spectacular in person, as every photographer and publicist I spoke By Lainey • Jan 27, 2008 07:00 pm
Brad Pitt Best Porn & Pregnant: The Pitts There was a bulge. There was definitely a bulge. And they were definitely workin’ it. Definitely. Because they are the best at selling. Which is why I will always buy what they’re selling. I will also buy their sex tape, if it was ever made available, bcecause, as you By Lainey • Jan 27, 2008 07:00 pm
Kate Hudson Worst Hair: Kate Hudson Her bangs were parted in the middle and curled to the side… WTF??? And…worse still…you can see the backcomb line!!! Which means her head has clearly been divided into three sections – left, ride, and behind. Seriously…did she go back to 1989 and have her hair set by By Lainey • Jan 27, 2008 07:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Worst Yellow: Kate Beckinsale Another girl who tries so painfully hard so painfully often. Only in her case, there aren’t enough opportunities. Which is why the layered flutter is so over and still Kate Beckinsale couldn’t help herself…still she had to wear the layered flutter dress, almost as though she’s By Lainey • Jan 27, 2008 07:00 pm
Vanessa L Williams Best Yellow: Vanessa L Williams Crazy ass body. And what a crazy ass comeback. Girl deserves a SAG just for putting up with that douchebag Rick Fox. So here’s Vanessa wearing every inch of this Escada and celebrating her 40s. 44 to be exact. But it may as well be 35, non? By Lainey • Jan 27, 2008 07:00 pm
America Ferrera Best Hair: America Ferrera The makeup, the dress, the brooch on the shoulder, the hair – last night, she was head to toe perfection. America Ferrera making couture curvy… do you love it, or do you LOVE it? And do you wish she’d loan out her stylist to Nikki Blonsky? Someone who can do By Lainey • Jan 27, 2008 07:00 pm
