Matthew McConaughey Baby Made Him Hot Again But can it erase the images of him all greasy monkey practising yoga and sh*t? Thank Xenu Matthew McConaughey is wearing clothes again. And looking much hotter than he has in over a year. The hair cut works, the orange has been kept to a minimum, and the devotion By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 02:29 am
Katherine Heigl Katherine Heigl… Most Desirable????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? AskMen.com has compiled its annual list of Top 99 Most Desirable Women using feedback from readers and staff and ranking women by “intelligence, humour, charisma, and ambition” as well as “sex appeal and beauty”. Right. Because intelligence and humour and charisma clearly made a difference in determining that supermodel By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 01:24 am
Jared Leto Cuthbert’s Career Cut Short It appears Elisha Cuthbert’s career has gone the way of Jared Leto"s. Because while Elisha and Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton have always been tight, until now Elisha has yet to allow Ebola’s deadly fluids to infect her. But this week in New York, the virus emanating By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 12:51 am
Katie Holmes Second Sci vs the Second Coming? Of course Tom Cruise would want to crash this party… especially since the MiniVan Majority loves Hollywood baby fever. Besides, why pass up an opportunity to trump his ex wife Granny Freeze? But seriously… can you imagine how f&cking pissed Nicole Kidman would be? Prematurely believing she would By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 12:15 am
Britney Spears Britney Committed, Sam in Control Drama chez Spears as she kept everyone up again last night as phones rang off the hook starting just after midnight. Here’s the breakdown: - There’s been a plan in motion for days to commit Britney. This explains her parents reassertion into her life. NB - she DID By Lainey • Jan 30, 2008 07:00 pm
Kirsten Dunst Ryan Honoured A freshly shaved Ryan Gosling last night, honoured at the Santa Barbara Film Festival for his work on the indie circuit. Prefer him a little scruffier but love that he clearly cares about clothing, without getting over “Beckham” about it. And a cheeky sense of humour too. His suit at By Lainey • Jan 30, 2008 02:27 am
Victoria Beckham Mid-Week Midfielder Quiveration As mentioned yesterday, Becks is in Brazil pimping some new luxury resort and posing for beautiful pictures. Seriously…why hire some twat in a bikini when a shirtless David Beckham can open chequebooks and spread legs? Here he is, gorgeous and tanned and happy and showing off a new tattoo By Lainey • Jan 30, 2008 02:09 am
Paris Hilton How Disease Walks Who walks like this? Out of her hotel!?!?! Look at it! Look at Hollywood Ebola posing, per usual, for the mere 20 seconds it takes to step from the doors to her car… I see her and something primitive rises from inside of me… they call it the will to By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 02:01 pm
Rumer Willis My Rumey in the front row? Poor Rumey missed out on her chance to shine at the Golden Globes, but 2008 still holds a treasure trove of new famewhoring opportunities. Next stop… New York Fashion Week! Fashion Week kicks off Friday for Fall 2008 and Rumer Willis arrived yesterday expected to C-list her way to a By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 09:25 am
James McAvoy A Target for My Ethics James McAvoy and his wife Anne-Marie Duff at The Critics" Circle Theatre Awards in London today. If you’ve seen Atonement you’re no doubt aware of his impossible quiveration. So.F&cking.Hot. And he married a woman 10 years older right when his career was taking By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 05:02 am
Gwen Stefani King 2 – Confirmed! Am about to gloat – click away if you can’t stand it. People is confirming that Gwen Stefani is expecting her second. You’ll recall that on November 26th, I was the first to exclusively report that Gwen had cancelled a recording session because she wasn’t feeling well and By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 04:39 am
Lindsay Lohan Joan & Jackie Collins Ali Lohan is 14. Lindsay Lohan is 21. But for all intents and purposes, they may as well be like the Collins sisters. Too old and too tacky, only on Joan and Jackie it works. That Lilo looks bunk is not news… but at such a young age, Ali Lohan By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 04:04 am
Jessica Simpson Pro Jess & Romo It’s not Jess and John Mayer for me. Call me Cruise but this time I’m all over it. I am all over Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Because Jess and Tony make sense. Total sense. Just look at them! Last night leaving The Key Club on the Sunset By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 03:23 am
Drew Barrymore Honeymoon Over Drew Barrymore and Justin Long at the premiere of Vince Vaughn’s Wild West Comedy Show last night in Hollywood making their first official red carpet appearance as a couple and taking the occasion way over the top. Which means the honeymoon is over. Which means they have entered the By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 02:57 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Intervention Another epic night – can hardly keep track. In short, Britney and Sam Lutfi had a huge scrap last night in front of the paps. She stormed off, ran off with a couple of photographers, called Adnan, hooked up with him for a while, then came home, had a standoff with By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 02:19 am
Just As She Is I will always love that part in Bridget Jones’s Diary – when Mark Darcy tells her at the bottom of the stairs that she’s a mess but still he likes her “very much… just as you are.” And that little song is playing in the background, cut to Jude By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 02:00 am
