Natalie Portman Another Perpetrator of the Worst Pose Rachel Bilson said recently in Playboy that she would never pose nude. Thing is, posing nude just might be better than posing on all fours. It is the cheesiest pose ever. Ever. Check out Rachel on the cover and in the pages of the new GQ – total gorgessity but that By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 07:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Dissention! There is dissention deep within the Spears camp! As you know, Britney has been inseparable from her paparazzo lover Adnan for the last 2 weeks. Now Britney’s close friend/cousin/former enabler/single white female Alli Simms is cutting him down! In a new interview with Us Weekly, Alli By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 08:02 am
Jessica Simpson Papa Perv F*cks Up Again Jessica Simpson’s career is in deep sh*t. She can’t sell a movie, she can’t sell pop music so she’s trying her hand at country music… but now Texas hates her ass. And if her home state hates her ass, how the hell is she going By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 05:50 am
Jessica Biel Shelf Ass can’t do Period Pieces Edward Norton’s The Illusionist could have been a much stronger feature if not for its poor choice in leading lady. Face it –Jessica Biel is not Keira Knightley, or Natalie Portman, or Kirsten Dunst. And she cannot pull off those “period piece” looks…to say nothing of that atrocious By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 05:20 am
Paris Hilton FILA Ebola If I were on the board at FILA, I’d be cashing in my shares in getting the f&ck out. Because in hiring Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton as a spokesvirus, the brand has officially been infected. Which means their products are now contaminated and stocks will eventually plummet. By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 03:45 am
Katie Holmes RoboBride on Letterman Had to watch Katie Holmes on Letterman last night if only to see what was underneath yesterday’s red coat. It was short and it was white and Posh needs to train her on how to walk in those heels because the whole look fell apart as soon as she By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 02:33 am
Gwyneth Paltrow OK! says she’s OK! OK! Magazine is reporting that my Gwyneth has returned home after being hospitalised yesterday. Said her publicist Stephen Huvane: "Gwyneth is fine and at home - we are not commenting further.” Funny that coming from Huvane, who always says he’s not commenting any further but always does comment By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 07:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston Pays Racists??? As I reported yesterday, Jennifer Aniston is currently shooting in Vancouver and is constantly attended to by 4 bodyguards who’ve come along with her for the duration of filming. Not only do they protect her, they also make sure she’s not photographed when she doesn’t want to By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Katie’s Legs Never been a fan of her legs but damn… lately, when she doesn’t look like a recluse, she’s been turning everything up a notch! Continuing her promotional whirlwind in New York today for Mad Money, Katie headed to Letterman this afternoon in a very short skirt and red By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 10:35 am
Ed Westwick How the Strike is Killing Chuck I need to ban myself from looking at candid photos of Ed Westwick – better known as Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl. Last time it was the gross pubes sticking out of his chest, gradually forgotten during the show…especially last week when Chuck was so deliciously spiteful. But as soon By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 10:08 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My Gwynnie is Good For the two of you out there who, like me, don’t feel the urge to ram a stiletto into your eyeball when faced with Gwyneth Paltrow, here’s some news on what our girl has been up to. Shooting in NYC with Joaquin Phoenix and also, this weekend, Gwynnie By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 06:44 am
Katie Holmes RoboBride, Anna Wintour…or a Recluse? Seriously. 30 never looked so old! Or creepy! Check out Katie Holmes today at Good Morning America with her Anna Wintour bob, the huge sunglasses, and the overcoat looking like some kind of weird recluse. This is how I always pictured Greta Garbo in New York. Which I suppose is By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 04:06 am
Gwen Stefani Kingston’s Feet Not a baby person in the least but what I do like about them is their feet. So fat, like warm buns. Check out Kingston Rossdale’s cute feet yesterday with Gwen and Gavin at a park in Cali. At one point he grabbed mom’s sunglasses and tried to By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 03:26 am
Jessica Biel Pip without Shelfy…and Soul Glo? JT showed up at Villa at the weekend without his Shelf Ass who is said to be shooting a new movie in England. Wonder if his partying solo will make Shelfy insecure? No doubt she’ll be back in LA for a new convenient photo op as soon as she By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 02:22 am
Marion Cotillard Marion’s Double Gold Big weekend for Marion Cotillard. First, the LA Film Critics named her Best Actress, then the Hollywood Foreign Press Association did the same in the Musical/Comedy category making an Oscar nomination a foregone conclusion. Apparently Marion’s win over Ellen Page was considered an upset. Not that Juno wasn’ By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 01:54 am
Johnny Depp Thoughts on the Globes A sign of things to come? The Hollywood Foreign Press spread the love last night, awarding top honours to Atonement but shutting the film out of acting and directing honours. No Country For Old Men, which had been gaining momentum up to this point, only managed a Best Supporting win By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 01:45 am
