Lindsay Lohan Blonde, Orange, and Lycra Can’t believe it’s 2008 and people still look like this. And in Hollywood too? Small town North America, maybe. Deep within the trailer park, absolutely. But on a red carpet? In Los Angeles? On a young starlet who should know better? This is Lindsay Lohan. And this is By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 02:53 am
Ashton Kutcher I see Demi! I see Rumey! Demi Moore on the cover of the new V Magazine- three different shots. Look closely at the one of Demi in the bikini… Finally! I see a glimpse of Rumey. Blink fast a few times and it’s there. She’s there. Very subtly, but she’s there. Now it By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 07:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow Violent…or Heartbroken? Scuffle went down the other day between Chris Martin and a paparazzo in New York after she left the hospital prompting some to call Chris violent and out of control. Now I’m not one to hate on the paps – almost never in fact. The ones who use long lenses By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 07:00 pm
Eddie Murphy Two Weeks! Over already!!! People Magazine is reporting that after only 2 weeks of marriage, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds are DONE! Apparently, he was the one who filed for the annulment. Annulment. Hm…Marriage never consummated? Reason is not known. At least not publicly. Johnny Gill anyone? Or could the annulment By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 08:37 am
Jessica Biel Shelfy Comes Home: the Countdown Favourite, favourite smutty story of the day!!! So Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has been in England ruining a new movie. Her Pippy boyfriend meanwhile is hanging back in LA – the other night he hit up Villa and arrived within minutes of Kate Hudson and left within minutes of her too! By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 08:16 am
Jared Leto Vintage 1971 Re-Opened Click away if you can’t stand it. I hate gloat, especially twice a day, smut is a first come first serve rule. Am sorry. I was the first to report exclusively on Monday that Ashley Olsen and Jared Leto hooked up at the Art of Elysium event last weekend. By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 08:06 am
Kate Moss Robobride & Kate Moss??? Did you know they were friends? Really??? Kate Moss is celebrating her 34th birthday and a gift arrived today from none other than KatE Cruise. In typical Cruise fashion, as in over the top, Katie’s gift was… a bed! Delivery order attached and also photo of Kate leaving her By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 06:47 am
A Smutty Test the Nation! Shameless self promotion, click away if you can’t handle. So I keep saying I should study but also keep getting distracted! Which is why I’ll probably get my assed kicked on Test the Nation this coming Sunday, January 20th on CBC! I’ll be part of the Blogger By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 04:27 am
Kate Bosworth Heartbreak is the New Blow Kate Bosworth is currently fronting an ad campaign for Calvin Klein Jeans and will be on the cover of the new issue of Vogue as part of a press push for her new film 21, co-starring the quiverating sex machine Jim Burgess. In the article, Kate addresses her break up By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 04:15 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried NOT Crazy??? So says Alli Sims. In an exclusive new interview with Us Weekly, on stands today, Alli Sims, in exchange for some free press for her singing career (snort), is talking about Britney. As reported yesterday, Alli openly expresses her distrust of Adnan and suggests that if she had been around By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 03:19 am
Kate Winslet Return of Our Favourite Smut is subjective but I can’t think of anyone, or remember receiving any message from anyone, who doesn’t love Kate Winslet. Don’t we all love Kate Winslet? Kate, as you know, keeps it low key. Which is why candids of her don’t crop up every other By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 01:54 am
George Clooney Sarah survives 2007 Well done Sarah Larsen who celebrated the new year still known as George Clooney’s girlfriend. Given Sarah’s titillating beginnings – click here if you need a refresher - making it to 2008 is indeed quite an accomplishment. So can you blame her for beaming last night on the arm By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 01:23 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth According to Mom The paps caught up with Blythe Danner yesterday and asked her about Gwyneth’s hospitalisation. As you can see from Blythe’s blithe response in the video Gwyneth is fine. In fact, she’s “fabulous”, no longer in the hospital, and … Not pregnant. At least not according to mom, contrary By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 01:10 am
Jessica Simpson Bootycalling on his Blog Hate to gloat but… It was reported last week that John Mayer the pissing douche was on the loose, having split from Minka Kelly. This is what I wrote at the time: And now that Jessica Simpson is all over Tony Romo, maybe John is feeling a little slighted that By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 01:00 am
James Marsden Degrassi Star Comes Out Tonight, in an eTalk exclusive, Degrassi star Adamo Ruggiero talks publicly for the first time about coming out of the closet, coming to terms with his sexuality, and telling his parents. "I didn’t plan it that way… maybe it’s life imitating art… Degrassi let me do something By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 07:00 pm
Katie Holmes Mad Money NASDAQ Damn. They are givin’er on promoting this movie. Queen Latifah, Diane Keaton, and of course Katie Holmes were on hand today to ring the opening bell at the NASDAQ. Not a bed marketing move, actually. Of course the Queen and Diane are adorable. And Katie too. Sort of. Spacey By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 07:00 pm
